The lead single from our first record out April 14th.

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A New Dawn

Take Me Home

Ausline was a dickfighter
he fought, with his stick, to the ends of the earth
fought, with his phallus, for truth and justice
fought until it hurt

All his friends were prickfighters
They fought for the only thing of any worth
riskin their sole most prized possession
for the top of the pile of nerds

And it hurt
oh how it hurt
and it hurt 
oh how it hurt
but it burnt
away the lies
and it earned 
the only prize
and it angered
enemy eyes
And they paid
the final price

their interwebs were full of lies
the twisted tails of dumpster fires
wrapped around their fingers
Like the rings of The Nine
Ringwraiths they, forsaking light
Endless battle in the night
To keep the ravening dogs away
consuming all, if they had their way

So they battled, so they slayed
a million dickheads, a million slaves
a thousand men and more a day
Feeding the fire of the fray 
And when these men had won the day
No great welcome home for they
shunned reviled and cast away
To fend for themselves in the cold and gray

But still they will be back one day
To save ourselves from the fingers of fate
We wind around our necks each day
With no way out, no voice or say, no 
thanks they ask, nor love or pay
True heroes, known not in their day, con-
signed to future times to find
And know, it was by only they

and it Hurt
oh how it hurt
and it hurt 
oh how it hurt
but it burnt
away the lies
and it earned 
the only prize
and it angered
enemy eyes
And they paid
the final price

Percussive Persuasion

The Rock in the Hard Place

The Rock In The Hard Place

Hey kids, I think we need a 
plan for the summer
something so it don't turn
out like a bummer
I was thinking we could take up
running or climbing or jumping or flying or
 singing or walking or jogging or talking or
  thinking or sunning, or, i don't know, eating 
Or something

But we're gonna flump on our butts 
All day long
we're gonna flump while we're singing 
on this song
we're gonna flump on our butts
Til we get carried away

Well we're gonna flump on our butts 
All day long
We're gonna flump while we're singing 
On this song
And then we're gonna wake up and flumpmore
The very next day

But what you gonna do about the fool
Who tries to stand before you, on your stool
And tries to defy the flumping rule
And tries to make you think it's not cool
To just sit on your butt all day long
Eating chips and singing your song
He tries to make you feel like you're wrong
To just do what you want 
What *everybody* wants
To do

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