March 2023 Beep Bishop Submission. I still got a long way to go.

Steal my stuff and you will get a cactus up the nose.

[BBADVENTURE - VRC6x1b] Perseverance {OWS I}

A curious customer goes looking for directions and discovers the premier family-owned grocery (?) store in the city, owned by an aspiring independent musician...
Featuring Impasaurus (voice lines and clarinet)
Done for Round 6 of Beepcord Tourney 7: Merchant!
Beep link: https://pastelink.net/1wbdi5x7

Lyrics:
Hi!
[Um, hello-]
I'm Ball Pucklickler!
[Hey, um, do you know where I can find a Walmart? I-]
Walmart? No, you're not in Walmart. You're in Ballmart!
[...Ballmart?]
Well, you see...
Here at Ballmart, we like to do things just a liiiittle bit differently!
[...differently? Yeah, sure.]
You betcha! I've got this place all stacked up with just the kinds of things you might not want, but there's certainly a use for 'em somewhere!
[...Like what?]
Glad you asked!

We've got new things and old things
Big things and small
Snow shoes for reindeer and paint for your walls
All this and more at your favorite store
Open on weekdays from 7 to 4

So! Whaddaya need?
[Hold up dude, hold up--why is there a jazz trio in here?]
Oh, a lil' music to spice things up never hurt anybody!
We got Tall Pucklickler on drums, Small Pucklickler on piano, and my buddy Tony holdin' up the bass!
I come from a long line of-
[Okay, okay, I don’t have all day here. Do you sell, like, normal stuff?]
Oh, you haven’t been paying attention, have you?

Low-poly sports cars with homicide doors
Pre-rusted nails and bite-sized C4
Chew toys for pet rocks and betta fish, too
Everything’s in stock so there’s certainly something for you

Whoo! Hit it, Ton’!
[It's actually pretty good.]
[Y'know, I don't mind this. That's... yeah.]
[I, I can get down to that.]
[Who the heck's playing that?]
Wait, yeah, who IS playing this?
Y'know, I'm not gonna pay you for this.

The world is your orchid and we have the seeds
Nothing you want but all that you need
Buying from here would make you really smart
'Cause everything’s waiting right here in...
Ballmaaaarttttt

Okay, stop, stop
Whoo-wee!
[Ok, um, do you have any baking soda?]
No

Credits to logancircle2 and Anthousai on Freesound (city ambience and door sounds)

Welcome to Ballmart! (ft. Impasaurus)

Being forced to post some music for no particular reason...

silly hearts

I hope all who listen to enjoy this as much I as I had making it!

The Past Has Passed

Untitled

WHAP to the beat with WAPPO!!
*thwap* *whap* *thwing* *thwung* *thwap* *wap*

WAPPO

Made for my friend's birthday! Enjoy these sick beats or something idk I don't make music. Wait.

Race to 1815

Jeeping Jeans

"The familiar music that sings in my mind that I once used to hate... is now the strings playing at my bloodied hands that bind my fate."

DEMO VERSION - Final Product Soon (Missing Instruments and probably arrangement adjustment)

Based on the Dark Fanfic: A Puppet to Her Fame by Kaidan

Polarity Album Extras: Intervallo
Music by: qwertyy

"No! Why can't I stop playing? Please make it stop! Stop! I don't want to hurt any longer... Please..."

Sanguine Sonata - DEMO (Polarity Extras)

Metal remix of GUARDIAN from Deltarune Chapter 4

https://open.spotify.com/album/3rNkguQ1BFeTiTbnvYipjo
https://discord.gg/RkZtnJwa4y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp4QVFga65Y

DELTARUNE Chapter 3 - GUARDIAN (INTENSE METAL REMIX)

i was bored, thanks to @swintonmusic for the guitar parts

Megaman 5 / Rockman 5 - Gravity Man (Arrange)

Games, Woodworking, Unconventional Beepbox/Jummbox creations.

I do not know how to "write music" in the sense of being formally taught Music Theory and such.

Oh and steal my stuff and you'll get a cactus up the nose.