LYRICS

Edward Scissorhands:
Oh, is it my turn? Well I guess it’s time to battle rap
Uh, they tell me you’re the one who was useless until the second act
And with your fear of the dark, I feel bad for throwing shade
Because I slice through blood like leaves, you’ll take one look at my flow and faint
Are you okay? You have trouble taking control of your own body
At least somebody loves me, you stay in stockholm with Togami
Dust is enough when your colorful cast’s trying to draw killers out
But how you’re acting with Komaru, I think I know why you like scissors now

Toko Fukawa:
Can’t stand your voice, it’s like clashing fingernails with
A chalkboard, Hifumi could write better than what your tale is
You’re awkward, coming from me, when you’re hiding inside your mansion
As the decrepit steampunk version of Marilyn Mans- *achoo*
Now that bitch is gone, I can actually diss Pinocchio
You’re only known as the guy who cuts bushes as the folk’s hero
Struggling with dinner, but I’m firing beef with beats and roasts
Got chased by one cop? I’ve stayed under the police’s nose!
Throwing tantrums after being called names and you still think your shit’s class?
I can't be afraid of the man who walks like he’s got a stick up his ass!
Aw, you faked your own death just so you could protect your darling?
It’d be a nicer gesture if you were actually Prince Charming! 

Edward Scissorhands:
You flunked with your show so you fled to Another Episode
How could you stand behind words when you got beaten by a megaphone?
Your players wish you'd jump to conclusions that could actually win trials 
Meanwhile, you blame the victim at the death of their idol

Toko Fukawa:
So submissive, I’d say grow some spine ya’ stupid bitch!
I’d slash your face through and through but you already beat me to it, bitch!
Broke your future with a gut stab as windows shatter
Heart breaking at the seams, as if you take after your master!
Achoo! You’re so uptight, but that’s clear looking at your posture
You’re MCR mixed with Disney’s Frankenstein’s Monster
So make like your hands and drop dead while you’re at it
Not the first time bodies have dropped from your attic

Edward Scissorhands:
I couldn’t pick at your raps locks even if this was Towa Tower
The scars I cause are one more reason not to shower
Is Rowling your writing prodigy? ‘cause this griffith spits the worst burns
But this ultimate should know that a mockingbird eats the bookworm
Dysfunctional family due to a blood test, now all that you have left is your stink bug friend
Thought you’d let out your anger by leaving boys struck dead, but you got blamed for turning Chihiro blood red
Surprised you could make it to the end with a kill count in your pocket 
But you’ll fall flat like your sprites as I lock you back in the closet

CREDITS 

Lindz as Toko Fukawa
https://www.castingcall.club/m/Lindz
Trina Deuhart as Genocide Jack
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvUCST8Of2QzqMJ71fhYNig

Zawesome as Edward Scissohands
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1BXGFJ-CmuxPSQ7lB6dppg

Written by Rabi 
Additional Help by Dani Frias and Fightmarker
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1NU_TJWrmJbGAyVtPu-Hdw
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClNJgoh_a9oYoLenAR0RzGg
Mixed and mastered by Freshy Kanal
https://soundcloud.com/freshy-kanal
Beat by Dansonn
Edward Scissorhands art by CyanCoat
https://twitter.com/CyanCoat
Thumbnail by Rabi

Toko Fukawa vs. Edward Scissorhands - Rap Battle

Welcome back everyone to the New Year! To kick off this (hopefully) busy year of GRB, we bring you Professor Oak vs John Madden, the Super Bowl special! This was written back in 2020 so not only is it written in a fairly old style, it was also written before the death of Madden. We mean no disrespect to him even though there is quite a lot of insults thrown his way. I hope you all enjoy!

CAST:
Swizkii as John Madden
Zawesome as Professor Oak

LYRICS:
JOHN MADDEN:
Alright, break, line up, we’ve only got four quarters
To take down an old man, too scared to be a real explorer
You’ve got a lot to learn before you step to the pros
It’s as much in the heart as it is the X’s and O’s
So here’s a guy who’s studied pocket freaks all his life
Who sends a kid away so he can bang a widowed wife
Your best invention’s an index and you still miss some info
Like don’t stick your head out a moving car window
I’ve thought of thousands of plays and plans for each game
You’ve learned 150 critters, but not your grandson’s name
Now it’s the end of my verse, let me give you the rundown
I’ve scored first on your ass, an opening drive touchdown

PROFESSOR OAK:
Hello there, welcome to the world of battle rap
I’m Professor Oak, fly enough to dish out wing attacks
When I rhyme, you decide between getting flamed, drowned, or vine whipped
You only touchdown when you drop your bag of chips
Oh, that’s new, my Pokédex just tracked an intrusion
An overweight, lazy, bastard; a Snorlax evolution
You’ll feel the Wrath when you’re spinning like a Poliwhirl
With those boobs I can’t tell if you’re a boy or you’re a girl

JOHN MADDEN:
I’ve got the cutting edge to chop Oak down to size
You can’t win a rap battle if you don’t flow on the mic
I’ll knock you on your ass like WHAM! BANG! BOOM!
I’m rocking more bootlegs than you got in kids’ bedrooms
Your studies get put to shame when a child claimed your fame
So get your head out of your ass and get your head in the game

PROFESSOR OAK:
Hey You, Drinkachu, you’re about to get zapped
When I pic my opponent, me and my Pokémon Snap
I already said I’m fly so you must have had enough of me
If not, I’ll be flipping this square like it’s Puzzle League
For a color commentator, you seem pretty pale
And when EA's in the game, that's an automatic fail
Now your fame was Raided before you knew what was happening
Even got kicked off the box art, it must be Madden-ing
I roll like a Voltorb; sparking tracks with my rhymes
You’ve been Super Bowled over, the box score never lies

Cover Art by Commander Jacob
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Professor Oak vs John Madden | GridLine Rap Battles Season 3

Realesed by:
Blueberry B Music.

Music:
Mutant Mayhem Official teaser trailer Music “Can I kick it?” Version

 © 2023 Music

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem teaser trailer Music “Can I Kick it?” Version (2023)

Snakebite Rap Battles: Bruno Madrigal vs Donnie Darko

Teen Titans Go! - Waffles

Teen Titans Go! Beast Boy Cat Dance Song (Extended Mix)

Teen Titans Go! Real Boy Adventures (clip)

This is a track taken from the TTG Episode 164 called Beast Boy & Starfire's Birthday! (BBSFBDAY!) Hope you like it.

Lyrics: Party don't stop!

Party Don't Stop

This is a TTG Soundtrack taken by Episode 36 - Nose Mouth, hope you like it!

Lyrics:

Cyborg:

Pick an apple, put it in a basket

Pick an apple, put it in a basket

Row that boat,

Dig a hole,

Shake it like a quik

Shake it like a quik

Beast Boy and Starfire: Wrong, so wrong, Raven was so wrong!

Wrong, so wrong, Raven was so wrong!

So Wrong (Raven Was)

Songs I've produced and written for Cartoon Network's Teen Titans Go!

Oregan Trail Mix

Blind Lemon Music