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APRIL FOOL’S! I don’t know what you thought you were going to see from me today, but come on- a battle between two undercover investigators posing as secretaries to uncover a corruption ring and return their company to some semblance of a reputation? It’s almost EXACTLY like FRB! …I’ll let you decide what that means. Anyhow, in today’s verbal fisticuffs, the characters being pitted together are:

Jolene, the quick-moving, cold-eyed bombshell Toad from the Glitz Pit, who’s dedicated all of her energy to finding her missing brother and reinstate him as the champion of the world-class fighting ring… 

And Roz, Monsters Inc.’s infamously mean-spirited secretary, who’s really an agent from the Child Detection Agency sent undercover to bring to light a corruption ring involving the Inc.’s famous door system! 

CAST:

garbageGothic as Jolene (Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door)
https://www.youtube.com/@garbageGothic

Red Rob as Roz (Monsters, Inc.)
https://www.youtube.com/@RedRobOfficial

Beat by Leo Barqui 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEZDXmtZBL4O1B2rEzxRvGA

Mix by MVDNVGHT 
https://www.youtube.com/@TheeMvdnvght

TN by Ryufan76
www.youtube.com/channel/UCYlm1k8GpfpyNuKm_KarxjA

Lyrics:
Jolene:
A new contestant? No, that can’t be
If you got in front of a crowd, they’d cause a stampede
Everyone would stand, flee, even the champ would back up in horror when
You’ve only Rose out of your chair to be replaced by family
Let’s go over the facts: even though you’re attached
To a notorious agency for the loneliest tasks
When they send Double-Oh-One to detect a child first
You couldn’t show a gun, but this slug should be fired
I’m undercover, looking to find my brother
Your guise should be your daily routine: closing the shutters
I’ve handled some complexity from the fighters I care for
But nothing beats the useless maze that sits behind your Scare Floor
The same task you fumbled for three years
Any Toad worth his salt could solo your team clear
Your position’s a front, and your worst side too
Get out of my office, I won’t bother registering you

Roz:
Is somebody planning a fun evening?
I can let your manager know when you’re done stealing
Cause with a track record like yours, your invasion’s the worst
Since the child’s, but now I notice: you never did your paperwork
How can I tell? Once your brother returned home, you
Forgot to mention all the profiles erased
And once you brought the Pit’s reputation back to the first dome
The Great Gonzales had a second climb to make
Always watching, waiting for a mistake to slip
I’ll slide this failed detective under a paper clip
To file her away and save space, give that ahoge a snip
Or send her straight to the shredders, pull the shaving trick
Keep on twittering, and X will be Mush
Will I send her and her story straight to Goomfrey? I know you hate rubbish
Why not hide in the bathroom so no one knows where you’ve gone to?
You’ll find me there anyways- your silence speaks volumes (Aaahhhh-haa-haa)

Jolene:
Ew… foul, you’re just like Grubba
But now I’ll shake the stage: Mike’s hands won’t be all that’s crushed up
To start, Tattle and find the endpoint of our battle
She won’t make the list, she’s less respected than Hardscrabble
Appearing everywhere but can’t do a thing to help
You should buy a snow-cone and wait for it to melt
If it’s Laughter we’re After, you’ve brought none
So make like your new series should, and be all done

Roz:
This juice addict couldn’t live through Waternoose’s planning
I know the truth saddens you, but a clue you haven’t
Give that magazine back, no wrestler would want you
My uniform’s got less flaws than your costume
Take advantage of every Bandy with your challenge
My movie in full happened much faster than your chapter
Your only Gold Star was found, faked and now taken
And now somebody should investigate for foul play again

Jolene Vs Roz- RAP BATTLE! Ft. garbageGothic and Red Rob

I.M. Meen vs Preston's Hourglass - Rap Off Bonus!

Written by: CreeperPasta
Thumbnail by: CreeperPasta 
Art by: CreeperPasta 
Beat produced by: Gusstra Beats
Mixed by: SPM1000 

I.M. Meen: Meta
Preston: Grasman

Hapoy Maypril Fools!

IM. Meen:
Well, well, well!. It's Mr Peanut in the flesh! I thought he died in a crash and burned
Oh wait! It's a Slenderman clone? Again! They make make me sick; my stomach turned
Those graphics were made by a wretched child? Then I've got disses to make you cry
Let's not waste time with this Rabbit Hole! Let's dig his grave with my special rhymes
Now listen up, Preston. Here's a suggestion. Quit wasting your breath with your boring obsession 
Time passed by and your wife decided that by Christmas your presence was no longer a present
How tragic, you bookworm! (Haha!) Cry me a river. Your game makes me sick, but I can spit sicker!
You’re alone in a cell, while she’s casting my spells and I didn’t need to trick her!


Chorus

I.M. Meen:
I'M GONNA LOCK YOU UP! 
GUARDIANS SAID LOCK YOU UP!
My dungeon’s a maze and you'll be amazed 
Like your game, I'll shut you down!


Preston:
I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP! (HUUUUHH!) 
PRESTON SAYS FUCK YOU UP! (HUUUUHH!)
You can't scape from my Prestonian Domain!
You're my little toy now! (Evil laugh)


Preston:
You fucking idiot! I want my damn clock back! 
Or I'll turn your labyrinth into a bloodbath!
Send all the pets you want, I've got time to leave you all DEAD! 
I'M GONNA CRUSH YOUR FUCKING HEAD!
I'm addicted to rapping, you were kidnapping children and got the kids napping
At this Doom rip-off. You got me ticked off so stop it before Preston gets snapping!
Speaking of time, thanks for the tip. I'll dig into your past. It's kind of my thing.
I'm fucking your wife, she's kind of my bitch. I explored her catacombs, you son of a witch! 
This CD-i can’t see me in the eye. Bitch I am feeling fine. Nobody presses the opps like Preston
Never let your body rest, no. Like Houdinni, make you disappear like “Presto!”


Chorus repeats

I.M. Meen vs Preston's Hourglass - Rap Off Bonus (Ft. Meta and Grasman)

Song by Liquid
Corrupteds: Stephen, Linda, Grandma Scotch
Survivors: Wendy, Butters

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