This is a redo of a song I wrote in the late 80s, when I worked in downtown SF at a restaurant called Pizza Boat.

LYRICS
(C)1988, 2025 Ggreg Snyder

[Verse]
Meet me down at the Pizza Boat,
We'll meet at 1 o'clock.
We'll watch the women walking by
And try hard not to gawk

[Verse]
Meet me down at the Pizza Boat
I only got five bucks
We'll eat while the teamsters drink their beer
And sit and watch their trucks.

[Chorus]
Pizza Boat, keep rollin',
Pizza Boat, roll on...

[Verse]
Orders ready at the Pizza Boat
It really got here quick
we'll drizzle hot honey on the slice
and make the tables stick

[Verse]
Lots of folks at the Pizza Boat
From many different lands
Techies and homeless and messengers
With packages in their hands

[Chorus]
Pizza Boat, keep rollin',
Pizza Boat, roll on...

[Chorus]
Pizza Boat, keep rollin',
Pizza Boat, roll on...

Chugga, Chugga, Hey!

At the Pizza Boat

It’s brown and it’s hairy,
and it tastes like butt.
Hey boys and girls,
do you wanna know what?
The worst kind of food, it is...
The coconut!

Oh, why did it come into existence?
With that foul smell and gummy consistence...
Millions of fools think it’s edible stuff!
Well, the first time that I had it,
for me was quite enough.

Coconut, it ain’t fit for pigs,
’cause it smells like ass,
and it tastes like twigs.
Coconut, it’s the sum of all my fears...
It is why I haven’t had a nice dessert in years!

Fuck you coconut,
fuck you coconut,
fuck you coconut,
you hairy bitch!

Oh, why do they put it in everything?
From breakfast cereals to hemorrhoid cream...
I long to escape its nefarious grasp,
’cause it makes me gag and it makes me gasp!

Coconut, it ain’t fit for pigs!
’Cause it smells like ass,
and it tastes like twigs!
Coconut, it’s the sum of all my fears...
It is why I haven’t had a nice dessert in years!

Fuck you coconut,
fuck you coconut,
fuck you coconut,
You hairy bitch!

F.U.C.

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