"Stateline Dispensary" tells the story of a new Southern tradition. Most Southern states don't sell recreational cannibis, so the closest place to buy legally is in a state that does, like Illinois (though there are restrictions.) Let it be said that, as the writer of the song, I only know about this because I pray for the sinners who do it, and must be close to the sinners to properly minister to them (Matthew 12:14.) So, if anyone saw me there or any other sinful place, that's what I was doing. I'm sticking to that story.

LYRICS
(c)2025 Ggreg Snyder



[Verse:]
Took a trip with my buds two days ago
[Female voice:] He doesn't have a car
Sometimes you gotta take a trip with the bros
[Female voice:] It's really not that far

[Pre-chorus:] 
Sometimes you just gotta know where
and the folks round here are really square

[Chorus:]
Stateline Dispensary, It's got all that we need
Stateline Dispensary, we go for legal weed

[Verse:]
My buds all got something to smoke
[Female voice:] But only fifteen grams
For out-of-staters, it's harder to stoke
[Female voice:] But we don't give a damn

[Pre-chorus:] 
Can't get enough with one quick stop
So we just visit multiple shops

[Chorus:]
Stateline Dispensary, on a buying spree
Stateline Dispensary, we shop for t.h.c.

[Guitar solo]

[Pre-chorus:] 
The trip is just a shopping cheat
Drive it home, avoid the heat

[Chorus:]
Stateline Dispensary, my brother's looking glum
Stateline Dispensary, next time he can come 

[Outro:]
[Spoken:] Thank you, Metropolis!

#cowpunk #legalcannibis #metropolis #tennessee

Chugga, Chugga, Hey!

Stateline Dispensary

It’s brown and it’s hairy,
and it tastes like butt.
Hey boys and girls,
do you wanna know what?
The worst kind of food, it is...
The coconut!

Oh, why did it come into existence?
With that foul smell and gummy consistence...
Millions of fools think it’s edible stuff!
Well, the first time that I had it,
for me was quite enough.

Coconut, it ain’t fit for pigs,
’cause it smells like ass,
and it tastes like twigs.
Coconut, it’s the sum of all my fears...
It is why I haven’t had a nice dessert in years!

Fuck you coconut,
fuck you coconut,
fuck you coconut,
you hairy bitch!

Oh, why do they put it in everything?
From breakfast cereals to hemorrhoid cream...
I long to escape its nefarious grasp,
’cause it makes me gag and it makes me gasp!

Coconut, it ain’t fit for pigs!
’Cause it smells like ass,
and it tastes like twigs!
Coconut, it’s the sum of all my fears...
It is why I haven’t had a nice dessert in years!

Fuck you coconut,
fuck you coconut,
fuck you coconut,
You hairy bitch!

F.U.C.

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