I don't know what the hell's going on here, but ever since all those guys got put into that "Badassstuff" fire, I've been seein' some stuff around in the corner of my eyes...

Track by: @xinos1
Art by: @yaysmile

Heh. I'm your substitute cohost for today

[SUBSTITUTE COHOST] Chester B. Lampester
- Songs from Homestuck and its friends
- Songs that are too cool for school! or might get you scolded by a teacher
- Songs related to shades, lamps, DJs, guys, and awesomeness
- Songs by Libbec

Songs used:
Libbec - Close Your Eyes [Libbec]
Porter Robinson & Madeon - Shelter (Madeon's Evil Edit) [DJs]
Alterniabound - Terezi's Theme [Homestuck]
Kill Bill - Good Luck Chuck [Guys]

i closed my eyes and saw it [Sighting N/A - Chester B. Lampester]

VOTE NOW!: forms.gle/2pHTHWBZb34DoWPU8
CHARACTERS REPRESENTED: Hyper Bricks, Mitt Romney ft. Obama
ART BY: [@babybowser101]
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Songs used:
Scribble1k - Boss (Phase 4) (Sandbox/Dark Techno)
DM DOKURO - Stained, Brutal Calamity (Sandbox)
Nicki Minaj - Starships (CollegeHumor parodied/ 2010s hits)
TryHardNinja - Take Back The Night (Sandbox/Positions of Power)
Death Grips - Takyon (Soundclown/Media with ARGs)
Danny Baranowsky - Konga Conga Kappa (Dancing/Positions of Power)
Skrillex - Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites (SoundClown/Early Internet)
Takayuki Yoshimura, Yuya Komoguchi - Halland / Dalarna (Sandbox)
PSY - Gentleman (PSY)
Tom Cardy - Repress It! (Synthpop/Comedians/MAD/EON's Anger: Not Getting Therapy)
Stray Kids - Red Lights (MAD/EON's anger: Red/K-Pop)
Home Depot - Main Theme (White People Culture)
Joe Hawley - Black People White People (Comedians/White People Culture: Themselves)
They Might Be Giants - The Communists Have The Music (MAD/EON's anger: Music/Politics)
Nick Lutsko - Trump Ass (Comedians/Politics)
JamiesName - Tall (Sandbox)
Crazy Frog - Axel F (Early Internet Culture/Politics: Monsters vs. Aliens)
PSY - 'LOVE' (PSY)
Powernerd - OBEY (Dark Techno/Positions of Authority)
KEYGEN CHURCH - Tenebre Rosso Sangue (ARGs: Ultrakill P-2)
Dad - Obey The Server (ARGs/Positions of Authority/White People Culture)
Carly Rae Jepsen - Run Away With Me (Synthpop/Dance-Pop)
Phil Jackson - Sexually Enlightened R&B Song (CollegeHumor)
Welcome To Mountport - I'm A Professional (CollegeHumor/Positions of Authority)
Madeon - Heavy With Hoping (Madeon)
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F4A. HYPER BRICKS
- Madeon & his collaborators/associated acts/remixed artists
- Artists in the Synthpop, Dark Techno, & Drum N’ Bass genres
- Sandbox games, their composers & associated media
- ARGs, media that uses them, and reasons for MAD/EON’s anger
- Notable Mashup Week Samples, MAD/EON & N.N. samples, & SoundClown culturE

F4B. MITT ROMNEY FT. OBAMA
- CollegeHumor, their members/collaborators & its parodied artists
- PSY, 2010s hits & artists in the K-Pop or Dance-Pop genres
- Artists associated with early internet culture & comedy artists
- Politics, America, positions of power or authority & people who’ve run for president
- Dancing, dance moves, & white people culture

[WF PHASE 2 - VOTE NOW!] HISTORY REWRITTEN

you guys are so screwed.

Songs used:
Pendulum - Showdown (TBOI Items: The Soul/Libbec's Spotify Wrapped Artists)
The Living Tombstone - Right Now Red Version (Death/Libbec's Spotify Wrapped Artists/Colours)
Kylee Henke - You Can't Fight The Homestuck (Homestuck x2)
Metallica - Master of Puppets (Hard Rock/Fortnite/Metals/Nenechi's nicknames: Master)
Das Racist, Heems - Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell (Food/The Regime: Discrimination/?̶?̷?̷)
Dr. Steel - Dr. Steel (Metals/Industrial)
Chuck Salamone, Mason Lindroth - Bolt Thrower (TBOI Items: Jacob's Ladder/Hylics, Lightning)
Dua Lipa - Don't Start Now (Fortnite/Mental Health/Dance Pop)
Insane Clown Posse - Boogie Woogie Wu (ICP/The Night/Vulgar/?̶?̷?̷)
Mio Honda - Step! (Valve/SFM Animation/Idol)
The Kid LAROI, Justin Bieber - STAY (Fortnite/Affects Mental Health/Dreams)
Matthias Bossi - Genesis 22:10 (Edmund McMillen)
K'naan, Adam Levine - Bang Bang (Family Guy Funny Moments/Furries)
Madeon - Heir (Anger/Industrial/Libbec's Spotify Wrapped Artists)
The Living Tombstone - This Comes from Inside (Furries/Being "Inside"/Libbec's Spotify Wrapped Artists/?̶?̷?̷)
mudeth - Allnoise (Edmund McMillen/Industrial/?̶?̷?̷)
Bo Burnham - Shit (Comedians/Mental Health/Vulgar)
Mr. Sauceman - Unexpectancy Pt. 2 (Funky Fresh Beats/Food/Weirdcore/Absurdist/?̶?̷?̷)
Shiro Sagisu - KOMM, SÜSSER TOD (Christian Imagery/Death) 
Nekomata Okatyu - Cute Kanojo (Felines/VTubers/Nenechi's nicknames: Cute)
Fortnite - Electro-Fied! (Fortnite/Batman Gadgets: Electricity Suit/Electricity)
Omiyaクラブ -Koro Funk ! (VTubers/Funky Fresh Beats)
Family Guy - Candy Quahog Marshmallow (Food/Family Guy Funny Moments/Suggestive/Idol)
Rob Zombie - Dragula (Hard Rock/TBOI Items: Charm of the Vampire/Bats/Vampires)
Jack Stauber - Buttercup (Bedroom Pop/Absurdist, Electricity)

I'm sorry women. - [UDOATK LOSERS BRACKET]

YOUR SECOND GRAND FINALIST IS...

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OMEGA FLOWEY: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION OF LOSER'S FINALS - THE ROCK!

FLOWEY'S FACE OFF: 57.9% (66 VOTES)
BRENDON SPONGIE: 42.1% (48 VOTES)

[LOSERS FINALS] RESULTS

Bichito: Golly Mr. Jack Black! You weren't kidding about how amazing an octagon is, haha!
Jack: It's a pleasure to meet someone with the same passion for the shape I have!
Elmo: Stop!

*Boss Rush is not affiliated with SLAMFEST '99  or Glorious Tourney of Destiny. This track is purely fan-made and not an official crossover between the two.

Full Results: https://pastebin.com/9VTpwhHL
This will most likely be the last time results use Pastebin, since there will be some serious changes to submission rules and voting next round. Stay tuned!
...and sorry again for the mess- though XO-Tan was a lot nicer than The Emperor about it.

Track by: BestBuilder101 (https://www.youtube.com/@bestbuilder1013)

Character 1/Opponent 5: EL BICHITO DE KIRBY (all caps when you spell his name) from Slamfest '99  (https://soundcloud.com/slamfest99)
Art by: Eik

Character 2/Opponent 6: Jack Black from Glorious Tourney of Destiny (https://soundcloud.com/octagon-tourney)
Art by: Laybox

XO-TANS NOTES!
Usually that emperor guy writes these, but since he's uh..."busy" at the moment, I guess I'll handle it! I'm not gonna refer to the fighters with silly codenames, though.
Okay so the first guy is El Bichito De Kirby, but since that name is kind of long I just call him Bichito. I think that translates to something like "small creature, child, or insect" in English, but he doesn't seem to mind. He's so cute!!! Apparently he's died and been to heaven before? Who would kill such an adorable thing? When I find out, I'll have to give them a piece of my mind! But I digress. Despite his harmless appearance, his "Beam Attacks" are no joke! I would hate to be on the receiving end of one...you know, if he doesn't miss.
The other guy is Jack Black! Oh, and Elmo is there too. They're the same cheerful, octagon obsessed guys they've always been! Though I get the feeling Jack Black is filled with some kind of power. If he is, he hasn't let it go to his head at all. Elmo seems pretty much the same, but I wouldn't underestimate either of them if I was the boss, that's for sure! It would hurt to get whacked with a stop sign, ouch.
<3

SOURCES:

BOTH:
Toby Fox, Go Ichinose - Area Zero (Death, Supernatural Forces)
Jun Ishikawa - Hilltop Chase (HAL, Octagon Collaboration Trilogy)

JACK BLACK:
Tony Geiss - Elmo's Song (Sesame Street)
Paul Williams, Kenny Ascher - Rainbow Connection (Properties contributed to by Jack Black)
Masato Nakamura - Marble Zone (Media with FCs)

EL BICHITO DE KIRBY:
Jun Ishikawa - Mini-Game Results (HAL)
Dimps Sound Team - Peppermint Palace (HAL)
Jun Ishikawa - The Great Cave Offensive (HAL)

OFFSOURCE:
Pyotr Tchaikovsky - Piano Concerto No. 1

I'm keeping the some pulls separate to preserve the creators intent, enjoy the track (it's very good)

[OPPONENTS SELECTED] Duel for the Digon

https://forms.gle/4577C2g3v46b1GHr6

holy fuck finally

GHOST TRAINS
- Songs from the Super Mario Series
(Super Mario Galaxy, Mario Kart, Luigi's Mansion)
- Songs relating to Trains
(Thomas the Tank Engine, Conjunction Junction, My Trains)
- Songs about or associated to Horror
(Ghostbusters, 1000 Doors, Spooky Scary Skeletons)

GORED ROSS
- Songs from Games on Steam [NO OVERLAP]
(Terraria, Borderlands, Half Life 2)
- Songs related to Painting/Colors
(Andy Warhol, Mr Blue Sky, Rainbow Tylenol)
- Songs related to Science
(Bill Nye the Science Guy, Big Bang Theory Theme, Weird Science)

@TEngineerFan
- Songs from Team Fortress 2 and Fan Media relating to TF2
(Open Fortress, Rocket Jump Waltz, Because Princess Inada is Scolding Me)
- Songs from media featured in Hunt Down The Homestuck [NO OVERLAP]
(Team Fortress, Pokemon, Kirby, Danganronpa, Star Wars, Minecraft, Madness Combat, Ena, Game and Watch, Sonic The Hedgehog)
- Songs by Porter Robinson
(Shelter, Divinity, Sad Machine)

[R4 - FINALE] - DANGER! (Speed Locomotive)

track and art by @dreemstrider
characters represented: dreem, libbec, gb, tdude, tripl3

sources:
carrot113 - a home for flowers [despair ver.] (quirky rpgs/omori/psychological horror/Sleep)
Madeon - Dream Dream Dream (estoy loco/what it can do for you/Dreams^2)
Ado - New Genesis (J-Rock^2/Royalty/One Piece/Women)
James Landino - vs. SAYU (Rhythm game originals/glitchy/Women)
Family Guy - Mr. Booze (Religion^2/Guys)
xinos - AMOGUS GIRL (workshop characters/Women/Songs to hear in your dreams on 10/24/2022)
Tsunku♂️, Suzuki "Daichi" Hideyoki, Ami Tokito - Honey Sweet Angel of Love (Rhythm Game Originals/Absurdist Video Games/Religion^2/Women)
DM DOKURO - 1NF3S+@+!0N (probably sandbox/thr33)
OMORI - By Your Side. (quirky rpgs/omori/psychological horror/Sleep)
Osamu Sato - Funky Solution (hes watching/Surreal Video Games/OMORI [Dreams]/the mind/Sleep)
Toby Fox & Itoki Hana - Skies Forever Blue (quirky rpgs/Chiptune/OMORI [OMOCAT, Toby Fox]/glitchy/inevitabilities/Pokemon Artists/Corruption/Women)
Nanawo Akari - Fairy Tale Hell Asteroid (J-Rock^2/Stars/Mythological beings)
Jami Lynne - You Were Wrong. Go Back. (quirky rpgs/omori/psychological horror/Sleep)
Taiko no Tatsujin - DOKODON★Matsu Rhythm (estoy loco/Rhythm game originals)
Anamanaguchi - Bollywood (Chiptune/Women)
Inugami Korone - Doggy god's street (Religion^2/One Piece artists [FAKE TYPE]/Women)
Jun Ishikawa - Floral Fields (HAL Laboratory/thr33/Stars)
KMODO - As Above So Below (hes watching/puppetry/lack of control/Absurdist/surreal comedy/psychological horror/gor3/inevitability/Corruption/Amusement Park magic)

My Home, Our Garden

CHARACTERS REPRESENTED: Brendon Spongie, Crypt of the DefaultDancers
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Songs used:
OverClocked ReMix - Deep Sea Bass (Water/Crypt of the NecroDancer)
AJR - Netflix Trip (Electropop)
Fortnite - Saxy Groove
Phineas & Ferb - S.I.M.P (Media featured in CoTND rips/Dancing)
Lena Raine - Confronting Myself (Identity)
The Chalkeaters - It Just Works (Musicals)
The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Show Me Your Hands (Musicals/Performing arts)
Michael Jackson, Donkey Kong - Thriller (Undead)
Justin Timberlake - Can't Stop The Feeling (Nickelodeon artists/Dancing)
Spongebob Squarepants - Best Day Ever (Spongebob)
Grand Dad 7 - Main Theme (SiivaGunner culture)
Justice - Waters of Nazareth (Water)
Set It Off - Killer In The Mirror (Pop Rock)
Fortnite - Zany
Danny Baranowsky - Crypteque
MC Epic Gamer - Default Dance Rap (Fortnite)
Imagine Dragons - Sharks (What's in the water/Pop Rock)
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F4C. BRENDON SPONGIE
- P!ATD, its members/collaborators & artists in the Pop Rock/Electropop genres
- Nick & its fancontent, artists featured on it, determination & hope
- The Apocalypse/Doomsday, musicals, other types of performing arts, & broadway stars
- Water, the ocean & its inhabitants
- Identity, self image, friends & friendship

C06. CRYPT OF THE DEFAULTDANCERS
- Crypt of the NecroDancer, its composers & roguelike/rhythm games
- Fortnite & battle royale games
- Media featured in Crypt of the NecroDancer rips & common SiivaGunner culture/sources
- Curses/magic, the concept of music & dancing
- Royalty, positions of power & the undead

Seasick

[ JUICE IS A MINITOURNEY. IT HAS NO SOUNDCLOUD. ]

TRACK BY: [@apollo-3945]
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CHARACTERS REPRESENTED: Flowey's Face Off, Charlie Brown Murders
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Songs used:
Tim Haywood - Bloons Rock Party (Newgrounds/Flash)
MasterSwordRemix - Scary Swings (Newgrounds/Flash/Indie web animation/Dead children)
The Stupendium - Wool Over Our Eyes (Religion)
Toby Fox - BIG SHOT (Toby Fox)
Jamie Christopherson - It Has To Be This Way (DitzyFlama/NMN Samples)
Liam Vickers - Dissassembly Required (Indie web animation/Death/Dead children)
Coda - Opila Bird Rap (Death/Ways you can die: The fuckin' bird from garten of banban/Dead children)
Ed Helms, The 88 - Biggering (Book-to-Film adaptations/Corruption/Nature)
Insane Clown Posse - In My Room (Horrorcore/Corruption/Hardcore Hip-Hop/Dead children)
Eminem - Tone Deaf (Horrorcore/Hardcore Hip-Hop/Tech N9ne collaborators)
Theodore Shapiro - Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Book-to-Film adaptations)
Train - 50 Ways To Say Goodbye (Ways you can die: Going down in an airplane, Frying getting suntan, Falling in a cement mixer full of quicksand, Meeting a shark underwater, Falling and having no one catch you, Having your partner return everything they ever bought you, Getting caught in a mudslide, Getting eaten by a lion, Getting run over by a crappy purple Scion, Drying up in the desert, Drowning in a hot tub, Dancing to death at an east-side night club)
Cartermiroquai - Rearranging Furniture (Rock appearances: Family Guy/Dead children)
Blonde Redhead - For The Damaged Coda (Evil versions: Evil Morty/Dead children)
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(F4D - FLOWEY'S FACE OFF)
- Toby Fox-related media, its fancontent & either's notable composers
- Media featuring dead children, 2010s+ indie RPGs & nature
- Tech N9ne, his collaborators & hardcore hip-hop/rap rock
- Fights/Wrestling, The Rock appearances & media sampled by DitzyFlama
- Media with WWE crossovers/sampled by the No More Nuzzles accounts

(C07 - CHARLIE BROWN MURDERS)
* Artists in Peanuts media, comic strips, and book-to-film adaptations
* Newgrounds/Flash media, their creators, and indie web animation
* Alt Hip-Hop, Horrorcore, and Jazz rap musicians
* Death, ways you can die, corruption, and religion
* Dark children's media, edgy/dark parodies of pre-existing franchises, and evil versions

[CROSSOVER P2! - JUICE] Bloons Rock on the Block

VOTE NOW!! https://forms.gle/QJU8u6d9JXUJe8vq7

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ROSE: AAAAA GIANT FUCKING SPIDER???
CHESTER: These strings aren't gonna hold us forever!

Songs used:
1) Electro Suite Remix - Alvin Risk & Hans Zimmer (丂꒟闩丁丁乇尺乇问 - Spider-Man)
2) The Prince - Madeon (Chester B. Lampester - Indications of the male gender [Prince] // Rose n' Rag - Madeon)
3) Replay - Lady Gaga (Rose n' Rag - Madeon Collaborators, Electropop)
4) Superstar - Young Stoner Life & Young Thug (Rose n' Rag - Characters associated with Rag [Kinlist: Peppino/Lario])
5) Sunburn - The Living Tombstone (Chester B. Lampester - Weapons of Light [The Sun])
6) Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright - Video Game Rap Battles ft. Rustage (Rose n' Rag - Characters associated with Rag [Kinlist: Phoenix Wright])
7) Spiders - System of a Down (丂꒟闩丁丁乇尺乇问 - Spiders)
8) around one second of i gotta feeling by the black eyed peas (Chester B. Lampester - Weapons of Darkness [The Night] // Rose n' Rag - Electropop)
9) Miracles - Insane Clown Posse (Chester B. Lampester - Homestuck)
10) High Stakes Club - Fortnite (Chester B. Lampester - Weapons of Darkness [Vampires])
11) Take It Off - Ke$ha (Chester B. Lampester - Homestuck Friends [Ke$hastuck] // Rose n' Rag - Electropop)

[ LR2M3 ~ BOSS ] Wearing Thin

Willco - Lunara [I Am Boho Records]

Buy on Beatport
https://www.beatport.com/release/lunara/5332745

Willco - Lunara [I Am Boho Records]

8 contestant tournament run by @megalolazing-1.
If you wish to see the previous rounds, go to @bo_for_a_burnham.
DISCORD: http://discord.gg/WxsBxWY6Kc
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Welcome to the internet, what would you prefer?

YOUR CONTESTANTS:
1. ARCHANGEL GABRIEL
2. LIL SMIS X
3. JULIUS PRINGLES & MR. MONOPOLY
4. FLOWEY'S FACE OFF
5. UNREQUITED MARTIANS
6. BRENDON SPONGIE
7. MITT ROMNEY ft. BARACK OBAMA
8. HYP3R BR1CK5

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