I don't know what the hell's going on here, but ever since all those guys got put into that "Badassstuff" fire, I've been seein' some stuff around in the corner of my eyes...

Track by: @xinos1
Art by: @yaysmile

Heh. I'm your substitute cohost for today

[SUBSTITUTE COHOST] Chester B. Lampester
- Songs from Homestuck and its friends
- Songs that are too cool for school! or might get you scolded by a teacher
- Songs related to shades, lamps, DJs, guys, and awesomeness
- Songs by Libbec

Songs used:
Libbec - Close Your Eyes [Libbec]
Porter Robinson & Madeon - Shelter (Madeon's Evil Edit) [DJs]
Alterniabound - Terezi's Theme [Homestuck]
Kill Bill - Good Luck Chuck [Guys]

i closed my eyes and saw it [Sighting N/A - Chester B. Lampester]

Track by: @xinos1
Art by: @xinos1 (ilooklikebarackobama.com Guy), @yaysmile (King for Eternity)

KFAD: "Hired Help"
ILLBO.COM GUY: "Please vote like your life and your main depends on it."

King for Eternity
- Songs related to Pokemon and Sequels
- Songs related to Brackets and Tournaments
- Songs related to Royalty
- Songs related to the Day and Time of Day
- Songs related to parasites and Siivagunner

ILookLikeBarackObama.com Guy
- Songs related to politics and voting
- Songs related to America
- Songs related to deception, lies, and fraud [NO OVERLAP]
- Songs about websites

Both:
Diary of a Tourney Kid - A MESSAGE... TO THE INTRUDER... [Tournaments / Politics, America]
Pikachu's Jukebox - Double Trouble [Pokemon / Deception]
Anonite - SiIvaGunner: King For Another Day - Match Results [Tournaments, SiIvaGunner / Voting: the aftermath of it]

KFAD:
Pokemon HeartGold & SoulSilver - Ruins of Alph [Pokemon]
Hinchy - SiIvaGunner: King For Another Day - What's This!? [Tournaments, SiIvaGunner]
NUMP - It's The Nutshack [SiIvaGunner]

ILookLikeBarackObama.com Guy:
Eminem ft. Rihanna - Love The Way You Lie [Lies]
Run The Jewels ft. Zack De La Rocha - Close Your Eyes And Count To F*ck [Politics]

VOTING HAS ENDED

YOUR SECOND GRAND FINALIST IS...

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OMEGA FLOWEY: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION OF LOSER'S FINALS - THE ROCK!

FLOWEY'S FACE OFF: 57.9% (66 VOTES)
BRENDON SPONGIE: 42.1% (48 VOTES)

[LOSERS FINALS] RESULTS

Bichito: Golly Mr. Jack Black! You weren't kidding about how amazing an octagon is, haha!
Jack: It's a pleasure to meet someone with the same passion for the shape I have!
Elmo: Stop!

*Boss Rush is not affiliated with SLAMFEST '99  or Glorious Tourney of Destiny. This track is purely fan-made and not an official crossover between the two.

Full Results: https://pastebin.com/9VTpwhHL
This will most likely be the last time results use Pastebin, since there will be some serious changes to submission rules and voting next round. Stay tuned!
...and sorry again for the mess- though XO-Tan was a lot nicer than The Emperor about it.

Track by: BestBuilder101 (https://www.youtube.com/@bestbuilder1013)

Character 1/Opponent 5: EL BICHITO DE KIRBY (all caps when you spell his name) from Slamfest '99  (https://soundcloud.com/slamfest99)
Art by: Eik

Character 2/Opponent 6: Jack Black from Glorious Tourney of Destiny (https://soundcloud.com/octagon-tourney)
Art by: Laybox

XO-TANS NOTES!
Usually that emperor guy writes these, but since he's uh..."busy" at the moment, I guess I'll handle it! I'm not gonna refer to the fighters with silly codenames, though.
Okay so the first guy is El Bichito De Kirby, but since that name is kind of long I just call him Bichito. I think that translates to something like "small creature, child, or insect" in English, but he doesn't seem to mind. He's so cute!!! Apparently he's died and been to heaven before? Who would kill such an adorable thing? When I find out, I'll have to give them a piece of my mind! But I digress. Despite his harmless appearance, his "Beam Attacks" are no joke! I would hate to be on the receiving end of one...you know, if he doesn't miss.
The other guy is Jack Black! Oh, and Elmo is there too. They're the same cheerful, octagon obsessed guys they've always been! Though I get the feeling Jack Black is filled with some kind of power. If he is, he hasn't let it go to his head at all. Elmo seems pretty much the same, but I wouldn't underestimate either of them if I was the boss, that's for sure! It would hurt to get whacked with a stop sign, ouch.
<3

SOURCES:

BOTH:
Toby Fox, Go Ichinose - Area Zero (Death, Supernatural Forces)
Jun Ishikawa - Hilltop Chase (HAL, Octagon Collaboration Trilogy)

JACK BLACK:
Tony Geiss - Elmo's Song (Sesame Street)
Paul Williams, Kenny Ascher - Rainbow Connection (Properties contributed to by Jack Black)
Masato Nakamura - Marble Zone (Media with FCs)

EL BICHITO DE KIRBY:
Jun Ishikawa - Mini-Game Results (HAL)
Dimps Sound Team - Peppermint Palace (HAL)
Jun Ishikawa - The Great Cave Offensive (HAL)

OFFSOURCE:
Pyotr Tchaikovsky - Piano Concerto No. 1

I'm keeping the some pulls separate to preserve the creators intent, enjoy the track (it's very good)

[OPPONENTS SELECTED] Duel for the Digon

[Note: THIS IS A MINITOURNAMENT IN THE PROCESS OF BEING CONVERTED INTO A FULL TOURNAMENT. Bracket will go on a bit of a "fast-forward" up to LR2, where the minitourney left off. This round in particular does not have any tracks planned, and thus the next track you will see will be the beginning of LR2, after a bit of a small break to get everything ready.]

"i turned off respawning btw" - Pikmin 5

Songs used:
1) Central City - Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood [Yellowsnow Remix] (Charles ft. Pikmin 4 & JeSUS - Altrive)
2) Alien Boy - Oliver Tree (Daisy Ridley - Aliens)
3) Take Me Home, Country Roads - John Denver (Statue of Liberty - United States of America)
4) Royals - Lorde (Daisy Ridley - Royalty)
5) Once in a Lifetime - Talking Heads (SpamtENA - Artists featured in ENA // Rose Shrimp - Water // Statue of Liberty - New York Artists)
6) Don't Mine At Night - BepobVox Yogscast (Nether Portal - Minecraft // Pokemon Sleep - Sleep)
7) Diane (Jankins Mix) - Dad Feels ft. Yelle (SpamtENA - Computers // My Uncle Who Works At Nintendo - Family)
8) Help Let Me Go - Danny Gonzalez (Joker - Comedy Artists, Superhero Media // Rose Shrimp - Water)
9) Fire to the Rain - Adele (Rose Shrimp - Water // Nether Portal - Fire)
10) The Perfect PokéRap - Brian David Gilbert (Joker - Comedy Artists // My Uncle Who Works at Nintendo - Nintendo Fan Media // Pokemon Sleep - Pokemon)

CHECK ME LIVE!! ~ [ Winner's Round 2 Medley ]

VOTE NOW!! https://forms.gle/qjJWigHUALHpyoUBA

FENNEL: Listen, I think you've been showing some serious symptoms of sleep apnea, and it's-
DRAKE: SNOOOOORE!! Quit the snoozefest, wenches! I could take all of you out in my SLEEP!
CAITLIN: Quiet down, already. This will be rather interesting..

[Ultimate Rapscallion 06 - Drakest Lord]
>”Drake”, Collaborators, & 2015 hits
(God’s Plan // Knife Talk // See You Again)
>Mii Media and Facial Features
(Miitopia // Wii Sports // Tomodachi Life)
(Nosebleed // Mouth of the Devil // Rhinestone Eyes)
>Goofy Ahh Music, Mockery / Parody, and Things I Cannot Take Seriously
(Daycare Theme // Mickey Mouse Clubhouse // Bad Piggies)
(Dare to be Stupid // YIIK // Bendy and the Ink Machine)
>Heartbreak and Villains / Final Bosses
(Somebody That I Used to Know // Go Your Own Way // summer bruises)
(Win the Race // Gangplank Galleon // One Winged Angel)

[Ultimate Researchers 12 - Pokemon Sleep]
>Pokemon and Pokemon Species
(Pokemon Center // Perfect Pokerap // Battle! Guzma)
(Pika // Butterfly // Key)
>Monsters, Creatures, and Creature Collection
(Freaks // Monster Mash // Digimon)
>Sleep, Dreams, and Powers of the Mind
(I’d Rather Sleep // cant sleep // Dreamy Bruises)
(Mental Funeral // Forget You // Telekinesis)
>Evolution, Fusions, and Sciences
(Weird Science // My Chemical Romance // Do The Evolution)

Songs used:
1) Battle: Nimbus - Miitopia (Drakest Lord - Mii Media // Pokemon Sleep - Pokemon Species [Castform])
2) Blinding Lights - The Weeknd (Drakest Lord - "Drake" Collaborators)
3) All Star - Smash Mouth (Drakest Lord - Facial Features // Pokemon Sleep - Creature Collection [Digimon The Movie])
4) BIG TORNADO - Kinneret (Pokemon Sleep - Dreams)
5) See You Again - Wiz Khalifa ft. Charlie Puth (Drakest Lord - 2015 Hits)
6) All Men Are Pigs - Studio Killers (Drakest Lord - Mockery // Pokemon Sleep - Pokemon Species [Grumpig])
7) Remember the Time - Micheal Jackson (Pokemon Sleep - Powers of the Mind [Memory])
8) Endless - OR3O (Pokemon Sleep - Dreams)

[ LR2M1 ] Head in the Clouds

track and art by @dreemstrider
characters represented: dreem, libbec, gb, tdude, tripl3

sources:
carrot113 - a home for flowers [despair ver.] (quirky rpgs/omori/psychological horror/Sleep)
Madeon - Dream Dream Dream (estoy loco/what it can do for you/Dreams^2)
Ado - New Genesis (J-Rock^2/Royalty/One Piece/Women)
James Landino - vs. SAYU (Rhythm game originals/glitchy/Women)
Family Guy - Mr. Booze (Religion^2/Guys)
xinos - AMOGUS GIRL (workshop characters/Women/Songs to hear in your dreams on 10/24/2022)
Tsunku♂️, Suzuki "Daichi" Hideyoki, Ami Tokito - Honey Sweet Angel of Love (Rhythm Game Originals/Absurdist Video Games/Religion^2/Women)
DM DOKURO - 1NF3S+@+!0N (probably sandbox/thr33)
OMORI - By Your Side. (quirky rpgs/omori/psychological horror/Sleep)
Osamu Sato - Funky Solution (hes watching/Surreal Video Games/OMORI [Dreams]/the mind/Sleep)
Toby Fox & Itoki Hana - Skies Forever Blue (quirky rpgs/Chiptune/OMORI [OMOCAT, Toby Fox]/glitchy/inevitabilities/Pokemon Artists/Corruption/Women)
Nanawo Akari - Fairy Tale Hell Asteroid (J-Rock^2/Stars/Mythological beings)
Jami Lynne - You Were Wrong. Go Back. (quirky rpgs/omori/psychological horror/Sleep)
Taiko no Tatsujin - DOKODON★Matsu Rhythm (estoy loco/Rhythm game originals)
Anamanaguchi - Bollywood (Chiptune/Women)
Inugami Korone - Doggy god's street (Religion^2/One Piece artists [FAKE TYPE]/Women)
Jun Ishikawa - Floral Fields (HAL Laboratory/thr33/Stars)
KMODO - As Above So Below (hes watching/puppetry/lack of control/Absurdist/surreal comedy/psychological horror/gor3/inevitability/Corruption/Amusement Park magic)

My Home, Our Garden

CHARACTERS REPRESENTED: Brendon Spongie, Crypt of the DefaultDancers
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Songs used:
OverClocked ReMix - Deep Sea Bass (Water/Crypt of the NecroDancer)
AJR - Netflix Trip (Electropop)
Fortnite - Saxy Groove
Phineas & Ferb - S.I.M.P (Media featured in CoTND rips/Dancing)
Lena Raine - Confronting Myself (Identity)
The Chalkeaters - It Just Works (Musicals)
The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Show Me Your Hands (Musicals/Performing arts)
Michael Jackson, Donkey Kong - Thriller (Undead)
Justin Timberlake - Can't Stop The Feeling (Nickelodeon artists/Dancing)
Spongebob Squarepants - Best Day Ever (Spongebob)
Grand Dad 7 - Main Theme (SiivaGunner culture)
Justice - Waters of Nazareth (Water)
Set It Off - Killer In The Mirror (Pop Rock)
Fortnite - Zany
Danny Baranowsky - Crypteque
MC Epic Gamer - Default Dance Rap (Fortnite)
Imagine Dragons - Sharks (What's in the water/Pop Rock)
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F4C. BRENDON SPONGIE
- P!ATD, its members/collaborators & artists in the Pop Rock/Electropop genres
- Nick & its fancontent, artists featured on it, determination & hope
- The Apocalypse/Doomsday, musicals, other types of performing arts, & broadway stars
- Water, the ocean & its inhabitants
- Identity, self image, friends & friendship

C06. CRYPT OF THE DEFAULTDANCERS
- Crypt of the NecroDancer, its composers & roguelike/rhythm games
- Fortnite & battle royale games
- Media featured in Crypt of the NecroDancer rips & common SiivaGunner culture/sources
- Curses/magic, the concept of music & dancing
- Royalty, positions of power & the undead

Seasick

Track Creator: https://soundcloud.com/laybox
Artwork: https://soundcloud.com/lasagna-cat-2 (maddy), https://soundcloud.com/laybox (Laybox)
Characters Represented: maddy, Laybox
Playlists: https://soundcloud.com/the-swimming-pool/sets/maddy, https://soundcloud.com/the-swimming-pool/sets/laybox
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Laybox
>eSports, it's genres, romantic media and leaking-associated media
>Pop Punk, Alt Rock, Happy Hardcore, Euro- or J-genres and breakbeat usage
>Slavic culture, media or artists and 2000s to early 2010s in general
>Media represented in his tournaments or anything you can tie back to Laybox
>Early Internet, Nintendo fan-media, otaku culture and their associated media or artists
>Internet reviewers, heavily sampled songs, visual arts, nostalgia and idealistic love
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maddy
- Garfield media, comics, and media featuring Asgore
- Lena Raine, precision platformers, and internal struggles
- Kesha, her collaborators, and women as a concept
- Nu-Metal, Power Pop, comedy artists, and comedy in general
- Rap battles, people featured on Epic Rap Battles of History, and FNF composers
scott the woz

===== SONGS USED =====
Sink - Friday Night Funkin': Below The Depths (Maddy: FNF Composers, Internet Horror // Swimming Pool: Water)
In the End - Linkin Park (Maddy: Nu Metal, Internal Struggles // Laybox: Alternative Rock, 2000s [Song released in 2000])
\\\ - c678924 (Laybox: Breakbeat Usage, Otaku Culture [Osaka from Azumanga Daioh], Heavy Sampling)
Hey Mario - Patent Pending (Laybox: Nintendo Fan-Media, Pop Punk, Early 2010s [Song released in 2013] // Maddy: People on Epic Rap Battles of History [Mario Bros])
Wolf In Sheep's Clothing - Set It Off (Laybox: Pop Punk // Maddy: Internal Struggles [Actual song counts, but it's funnier if we count it under the Gumball AMV])
That One Escape Sequence - At Least There Is Čeda Čedović (Laybox: Slavic Culture, Heavy Sampling // Maddy: "Precision" Platformers)
Resurrections - Celeste (Maddy: Lena Raine, Precision Platformers, Internal Struggles)
Into the Fire (No Enemies Version) - ULTRAKILL (Laybox: Media represented in Tournament Leaks [Ultrakill - V1], eSports Genres [Shooters], Breakbeat Usage)
Glacier Zone - Pizza Hotel (Laybox: Breakbeat Usage, Nostalgia)
Nookie - Limp Bizkit (Maddy: Nu Metal)
Sneak-a-Peak - Garfield Kart: Furious Racing (Maddy: Garfield Media)
Problematic - Bo Burnham (Maddy: Comedy Artists, Internal Struggles)
Majora's Mask - Error37 (Laybox: Nintendo Fan-Media)
Death - Super Mario World (Swimming Pool: Mario)
Miscellaneous SFX from Super Mario Bros. and Super Mario 64 (Swimming Pool: Mario)

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Spiral Damage


Silent but lethal, I speak in steel,
Every hidden truth I reveal.

You lied, you cheated, thought I wouldn’t know,
But iron whispers cut deeper than snow.
I rise through the smoke, razor-sharp eyes,
I see your games, I see your disguise.

Iron whisper, feel the bite,
Truth will strike in the dead of night.
No more chains, no compromise,
I stand tall, I claim my prize.

You can’t break me, can’t contain,
I’m fire running through your veins.
Every word, every fight,
We’re taking back the night.

Fake friends, snake tongues, I expose it all,
Step to me wrong, and watch the empire fall.
Raspy voice, sharp choice, cutting through the lies,
Iron whisper echoes, truth never dies.

Iron whisper, feel the bite,
Truth will strike in the dead of night.
No more chains, no compromise,
I stand tall, I claim my prize

Iron Whisper

8 contestant tournament run by @megalolazing-1.
If you wish to see the previous rounds, go to @bo_for_a_burnham.
DISCORD: http://discord.gg/WxsBxWY6Kc
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Welcome to the internet, what would you prefer?

YOUR CONTESTANTS:
1. ARCHANGEL GABRIEL
2. LIL SMIS X
3. JULIUS PRINGLES & MR. MONOPOLY
4. FLOWEY'S FACE OFF
5. UNREQUITED MARTIANS
6. BRENDON SPONGIE
7. MITT ROMNEY ft. BARACK OBAMA
8. HYP3R BR1CK5

Seasick

Bo for a Burnham ~ 1T'5 JU5T B3GUN