The "light side" mix of the theme song for Star Wars podcasts on Post Show Recaps.

A Long Time to Go - Light Side Theme

The "dark side" mix of the theme song for Star Wars podcasts on Post Show Recaps.

A Long Time to Go - Dark Side Theme

The theme song for The Bloom Files podcast on Post Show Recaps.

The Bloom Files Theme

The theme song for the Ted Lasso podcasts on Post Show Recaps.

Ted Lasso Podcast Theme

The theme song for season 1 of the Halo podcast on Post Show Recaps.

Halo Podcast Theme - Season 1

The theme song for the Silo podcast on Post Show Recaps.

I Wanna Go Outside - Silo Theme

The theme song for season 2 of the Halo podcast on Post Show Recaps.

Halo Podcast Theme - Season 2

Quit, Hannah Rose
(parody of "Kiss From a Rose" by Seal)
Corey Blakeborough ("Corey B")
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Wa-wa-wa, (WANDA) wa-wa-wa, (WANDA) wa-wa-wa, wa-aa-nda (WA-WAANDA)
Wa-wa-wa, (WANDA) wa-wa-wa, (WANDA) wa-wa-wa, wa-aa-nda (WA-WAANDA)

You used to watch it lying down there, at home on TV
But you applied, now you're upset about your wet feet
No nicotine and no food make you cry and make you ill 
But did you know that when you go
The bugs, dirt, and sweat turn
To burgers and showers and sleep?

Baby, it's looking like you're gonna quit, Hannah Rose, from the game
Ooh, it's giving mother how you take care of you, yeah
I heard you, Ms. Rose, tell Mike Bloom
And Mike's interview felt the same  

Wa-wa-wa, (WANDA) wa-wa-wa, (WANDA) wa-wa-wa, wa-aa-nda (WA-WAANDA)  

I heard you, Ms. Rose, and it's true
This life's not for you, I'm afraid

Quit Hannah Rose - Survivor 45 Wandoff

Welcome to the Ladder Frame
(parody of "Welcome to the Black Parade" by My Chemical Romance)
Corey Blakeborough ("Corey B")
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When I was eleven
I'd bother Survivor with auditions
To play my favorite game
They said, "Donlon, you'll grow up
And be there
You'll feel like Angelina
and climb the ladder frame

Sometimes I feel my reflux
from this anxiety
And half my tribemates feel like they should go
But through it all, when Jeff Probst calls
I know I can't be beat
When the challenge starts and it's my turn to go

I can't get on, I can't get on
And though the ladder seems so easy
I'm trying but I can't get on
I can't get on
And though I feel like a go-getter
The puzzles won't be better

All I see about me are the memes
WA-AA-NDA
Frequent guest spots on RHAP
WA-AA-NDA
Archetypically, I just could not climb at all!

Welcome to the Ladder Frame - Survivor 45 Wandoff

Survivor Wiggle Room: Ghost Island, Ep 7 WINNER
http://robhasawebsite.com/survivor-2018-wiggle-room-ghost-island-episode7/

Mr. Blindside

I've been grading my game
And I've been doing just fine
Give myself an A plus
If I wanted to
It started out with a diss
How did it end up like this?
Just a moan and a bitch
I'm a bit of a dick

Now you may say that pride
Comes before a fall
If you look at my face 
You'll see my mouth is real small
Now we go to Tribal
And I blame Domenick
And I once had a tweet
About Michael's big

Move now
Which I did
Remove now
cc: Dr. Mike

Klee-he-ghee
Voted out by Chelsea
Somewhat unexpectedly
Oh my God, wow, that's crazy
Thanks to my douchebaggery
Loser lodge is calling me
Tiny mouth is open wide
'Cause that was a blindside

Mr. Blindside

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