"Ho For The Holidays" is our naughty Christmas album by us, Eden's Slutz. For thought who haven't been good this year.

Learn more at https://www.edensslutz.com/discography/ho-for-the-holidays-album
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XXXmas

Eat & Cheat

🎄 CHAOS CHRISTMAS IS HERE!!! 🎄  
Deck the halls with TOTAL MAYHEM in the most unhinged kids’ Christmas song you’ll ever hear: “Fa-La-La-La-ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!” 🤪🔔

Get ready for:
- Jingle bells in kitty’s tail 🐱🔔  
- Flushing Peppa Pig 🐷🚽  
- Taping brother to a spinny chair 🪑💫  
- A toasted Elf on the Shelf 🔥🧝‍♂️ (Marsh-Elf-Low!)  
- Rudolph out of rehab 🦌😂  
- Snowman milkshake baths 🥤❄️  
- Santa stuck in the chimney (too many cookies) 🍪🍑  
- And yes… someone pooped in the stocking 💩🧦

This is NOT your grandma’s Christmas carol. This is the official anthem for every little monster who turns the holidays into a glorious disaster! Perfect for kids with zero chill and parents who’ve already given up. 😈🎁

👹 WARNING: May cause uncontrollable giggling, whoopee cushion symphonies, and spontaneous burping. Sing at your own risk!

🎅 Like if you’ve ever glued Grandma’s slippers to the floor  

🔔 Subscribe for more chaotic holiday bops  

🪅 Turn on notifications — next year’s brawl is already in the works!

#ChristmasChaos #KidsChristmasSong #FaLaLaLaZoom #FunnyChristmas #LittleMonstersChristmas #SantaStinks #MerryMessmas
#RealChristmas #ChristmasParody #HolidayChaos #FunnyChristmasSong #parody #chiliandthenunyas #deckthehalls

Deck the Halls (Children Edition)

A WORLD RULED BY *HER IMPERIAL CONDESCENTION*? ABSOLUTE SHIT PLACE TO LIVE, ZERO STARS.

ALTERNIAN IDIOT 2.0 - Broadway Karkat (2023) (REUPLOAD)

FIRST SONG FROM 612 DIRECTION. YOU GOT NOTHING ON US, MEOWBEAST DROOLS.

I WANT IT THAT WAY - Broadway Karkat + 612 DIRECTION (2023) (REUPLOAD)

IF WE REVERSED OUR WAYS WE COULD HAVE AT LEAST A FUCKING SEMBLANCE OF SOME PEACE BUT NOOO, LET’S PUT ALL THOSE KIDS IN THE MURDER PLANET TO SEE THE SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST FIRSTHAND. ASSHOLES.

BEAUTIFUL - Broadway Karkat + Broadwaystuck (2023) (REUPLOAD)

Touch The Island

"Make It Snow" is a previously unreleased track from our album "Ho For The Holidays (Double D-luxe Edition)"

Make It Snow

A playful parody of Love Song by The Damned.

01 Love Song (Parody)

14 Happicide

AS IN, HAVE NOT PHYSICALLY MET. WE ARE IN A GOG DAMN METEOR, IT’S NOT LIKE WE CAN POP IN EACH OTHERS ROOMS TO ACT ON FLUSHED FEELIN– UHH, JUST FORGET I SAID THAT.

HAVEN'T MET YOU YET - Broadway Karkat + Broadway Dave (2023) (REUPLOAD)

GIVE IT UP FOR A COVER OF AN ORIGINAL SONG FROM THE SECOND ITERATION OF ME (BROADWAY KARKAT #02)! HOPE I DID YOUR SONG JUSTICE, PAL.

SLEEP (FEVERDREAMLESS) - Broadway Karkat (COVER) (2023) (REUPLOAD)

YES, I DID CHANGE THE LYRICS IN PORTUGUESE ALTERNIAN. YOU’RE FUCKING WELCOME.

CONTROLLAH - Broadway Karkat (2023) (REUPLOAD)

I SWEAR I WAS NOT CRYING DURING MY SLEEP.

[S] KARKAT: BE TROLLED IN YOUR DREAMS 2.0 - Broadway Karkat (2023) (REUPLOAD)

A pop parody of the song Noise Noise Noise by the Damned

08 Ezee Listening (for heroes)

Schmeopardy!

[Intro]

[Verse 1]
I hear the subway rumbling tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
The final tourist walks beneath the light
The heavy gates are locking on the Bronx and celebration
The moon is rising high above the cage
As I see the lemurs waiting there for their salvation
They know the keeper’s turned the final page
Desperate to start the midnight syncopation

[Pre-Chorus] 
The penguins slide into the pool to cry out
Hurry boy, the security is waiting there for you!

[Chorus]
The keepers never know the things that the monkeys do
There's nothing that a hundred zebras could ever do
We rule the nights at the City Zoo
Gonna take some time to do the things we never do

[Interlude]

[Verse 2]
The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitaire company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Central Park runs deep like water through the symphony
I seek to dance with lions in the dark
It's 3 A.M., and we've got to hit the mark

[Pre-Chorus]
The sealion slides into the pool to cry out
Hurry boy, the sunrise is waiting there for you!

[Chorus] 
The keepers never know the things that the monkeys do
There's nothing that a hundred zebras could ever do
We rule the nights at the City Zoo
Gonna take some time to do the things we never do

[Bridge]
Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you...

[Instrumental Solo]

[Chorus] 
The keepers never know the things that the monkeys do
(We rule the nights!)
There's nothing that a hundred zebras could ever do
(Down at the City Zoo!)
We rule the nights at the City Zoo
We rule the nights at the City Zoo
(Ah, gonna take some time)
Gonna take some time to do the things we never do

[Outro] 
We rule the nights at the City Zoo...

Sanctuary

I couldn't find this shit anywhere so I'm reposting it myself 
All rights to someone I found on tiktok! I hope this gets famous :-) 

That one fnaf parody song-

Visit https://www.edensslutz.com/ to learn more about us!

Our Christmas album "Ho For The Holidays" is out now! Look for it!

What happens when you take a group of prostitutes and turn them into popstars? You get a group pf "popstitutes"!

We are Eden's Slutz, from Las Vegas, Nevada. We're a new kind of girl group, comprised of legal sex workers. Our songs are fun, funny, cheeky, sexy and downright naughty.

Our story began with our manager, Madam Eden Slutz, who owns a licensed brothel outside of Las Vegas, called "Slutopia". When the 2020 global pandemic hit, Eden needed to find another way to keep her girls in business. She decided to venture into another form of prostitution: the music industry. With modern innovations such as autotune and AI, now anyone can be a popstar. From prostitutes to "popstitutes", get ready to "Slut It Up" with Eden's Slutz!

Eden's Slutz are:

-Chantelle: "Barbie Slut". 
    She's a living doll.

-Gizelle: "Picante Slut". 
    A spicy and saucy woman.

-Janelle: "Sakura Slut". 
    A exotic fragrant blossom from the far east.

-Kristelle: "Cocoa Slut". 
    A warm, earthy, velvety smooth tall drink.

-Raquel: "Redheaded Slut". 
    She's sweet but a little tart and packs a bite.

Like what you hear? Feel free to "like", comment, repost and follow us.

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