"Make It Snow" is a previously unreleased track from our album "Ho For The Holidays (Double D-luxe Edition)"

Make It Snow

AS IN, HAVE NOT PHYSICALLY MET. WE ARE IN A GOG DAMN METEOR, IT’S NOT LIKE WE CAN POP IN EACH OTHERS ROOMS TO ACT ON FLUSHED FEELIN– UHH, JUST FORGET I SAID THAT.

HAVEN'T MET YOU YET - Broadway Karkat + Broadway Dave (2023) (REUPLOAD)

GIVE IT UP FOR A COVER OF AN ORIGINAL SONG FROM THE SECOND ITERATION OF ME (BROADWAY KARKAT #02)! HOPE I DID YOUR SONG JUSTICE, PAL.

SLEEP (FEVERDREAMLESS) - Broadway Karkat (COVER) (2023) (REUPLOAD)

YES, I DID CHANGE THE LYRICS IN PORTUGUESE ALTERNIAN. YOU’RE FUCKING WELCOME.

CONTROLLAH - Broadway Karkat (2023) (REUPLOAD)

I SWEAR I WAS NOT CRYING DURING MY SLEEP.

[S] KARKAT: BE TROLLED IN YOUR DREAMS 2.0 - Broadway Karkat (2023) (REUPLOAD)

A pop parody of the song Noise Noise Noise by the Damned

08 Ezee Listening (for heroes)

Schmeopardy!

[Intro]

[Verse 1]
I hear the subway rumbling tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
The final tourist walks beneath the light
The heavy gates are locking on the Bronx and celebration
The moon is rising high above the cage
As I see the lemurs waiting there for their salvation
They know the keeper’s turned the final page
Desperate to start the midnight syncopation

[Pre-Chorus] 
The penguins slide into the pool to cry out
Hurry boy, the security is waiting there for you!

[Chorus]
The keepers never know the things that the monkeys do
There's nothing that a hundred zebras could ever do
We rule the nights at the City Zoo
Gonna take some time to do the things we never do

[Interlude]

[Verse 2]
The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitaire company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Central Park runs deep like water through the symphony
I seek to dance with lions in the dark
It's 3 A.M., and we've got to hit the mark

[Pre-Chorus]
The sealion slides into the pool to cry out
Hurry boy, the sunrise is waiting there for you!

[Chorus] 
The keepers never know the things that the monkeys do
There's nothing that a hundred zebras could ever do
We rule the nights at the City Zoo
Gonna take some time to do the things we never do

[Bridge]
Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you...

[Instrumental Solo]

[Chorus] 
The keepers never know the things that the monkeys do
(We rule the nights!)
There's nothing that a hundred zebras could ever do
(Down at the City Zoo!)
We rule the nights at the City Zoo
We rule the nights at the City Zoo
(Ah, gonna take some time)
Gonna take some time to do the things we never do

[Outro] 
We rule the nights at the City Zoo...

Sanctuary

I couldn't find this shit anywhere so I'm reposting it myself 
All rights to someone I found on tiktok! I hope this gets famous :-) 

That one fnaf parody song-

⚠️ 18+ / EXPLICIT / MINECRAFT PARODIA / SATYRA ⚠️
„Respawn Dupy” – oficjalny hymn gejowskiego survivalu 2025

Wykonawca: Tutanchamun86
Produkcja: AI + piekielny Nether

Od respawnu w lesie, przez wsadzenie sobie Blaze Roda w dupę, po ujeżdżanie Ender Dragona w tęczowym Endzie – to jest pełna historia Steve’a, który przeszedł Minecrafta trochę… inaczej.

⚠️ UWAGA: Jeśli nie jarasz się memami, zboczonym craftingiem i smokiem w orgazmie – wyjdź teraz.

Pełny tekst:
[Intro – Respawn]
Respawnuję się nago w lesie, punchuję drzewo,
pięść w korę, soki płyną – już twardy jak netherytowy stołek!
[Zwrotka 1 – Overworld Grind]
Zaczynam od zera, kopię glebę, craftuję stołek z patyków,
ale marzę o diamentach głęboko w ziemi, w ciemnej dziurze pikseli.
Creepery podchodzą blisko, zielone kutasy z lontem,
wybuchają obok, a ja czuję wibracje w kroczu – bomby orgazmu!
Sheep strzygę nożyczkami, wełna leci jak sperma z barana,
vilagery w chatach – gram z nimi w „uderz w pałkę”, aż pękają worki z totemem.
Zombie ryczą „braaains”, ale ja im daję swój – survival gejowski styl!
[Refren]
Rod w dupie pali! Rod w dupie pali!
Blaze fire, piekielny thrust – Steve króluje w crafting f*ck!
Portal gore, moby score, Nether woła: „Wejdź głębiej!”
Ja respawnowany gej, dupny grind do Endu leci!
[Zwrotka 2 – Nether Dive]
Buduję portal z obsydianu, lava kapie jak pre-cum z sufitu,
wskakuję w purpurowy wir – ghasty płaczą łzami pożądania.
Pigliny handlują złotem za mój tyłek, hogliny liżą krocze,
w końcu łapię blaza – latający kutas z ognia i rogów!
Chwytam go za pałkę, rod gorejący, wrzucam prosto w dupę moją,
piekielny orgazm eksploduje – lava z dupy, blaze screamuje „MORE!”
Stray rodami strzelają w plecy, magma cubes kleją się do nóg,
Nether to moja prywatna sauna – gejowski respawn w piekle!
[Refren]
Rod w dupie pali! Rod w dupie pali!
Twardszy niż bedrock, dłuższy niż strip mine!
Ender pearls latają, dragon czeka – wepchnę mu swój kilof!
[Mostek – Boss Rush]
Herobrine mruga z cienia: „Steve, twój dupny mod jest glitch!”
Ale ja craftuję elytrę z perł i chorus – lecę w End wysoko.
Endermani teleportują się blisko, ssę ich długie fiuty czarne,
„Look at me!” – krzyczą, a ja patrzę i wbijam w nich perłę głęboko!
[Zwrotka 3/Finał – Endgame Fuck]
W Endzie smok krąży, kryształy pulsują jak jaja gotowe do ebli,
strzelam z łuku w bebechy, ale zamiast krwi – fontanna smoczej mazi!
Wskakuję na grzbiet, wsadzam kilof w dupę dragonowi wielką,
on ryczy i wije się, egg wypada – mój trofeum gejowski steal!
Cały End w orgii: endermeni na czworakach, shulkery strzelają w usta,
ja stoję na void edge, rod wciąż w dupie – respawn eternalny!
Notch patrzy z nieba: „Update 1.21: Dupny Steve canon!”
[Outro Refren – Eternal Loop]
Rod w dupie pali! Rod w dupie pali!
Od respawnu po End – Minecraft to moja gejowska nieskończona gra!
Bloki punch, moby lunch, dupny grind forever! 😈🧨🔥

Dzięki za odsłuchanie tego pikselowego arcydzieła degeneracji. 
Serduszko + repost = automatyczne miejsce w mojej bazie w Netherze 😈🧱🔥

#RespawnDupny #MinecraftGay #BlazeRodChallenge #SteveWEndzie

Respawn Dupy

Breaking Dead

WELL, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT. MY OWN FUCKING SINGING GROUP, UNDER MY MAGNANIMOUS LEADERSHIP, NOW HALF A SWEEP OLD. TO COMMEMORATE IT’S BUMMER BASH, I THOUGHT ABOUT REMASTERING AN OLD FAVORITE. THERE IS A SURPRISE REMASTER FOR THE NEW YEAR TOO SO I FUCKING HOPE YOU LOOK FORWARD TO THAT AS WELL, ALONG WITH ALL THE OTHER SHMUCKS WHO ARE RELEASING SONGS UNDER THIS SORRY-ASS EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN HOLIDAY.

A GRISTMAS CAROL 3.0 - Broadway Karkat (2023) (REUPLOAD)

SO? IF I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL, AM I A CRIMINAL?!

CAN YOU AFFORD TO BE AN INDIVIDUAL? - Broadway Karkat (2023) (REUPLOAD)

MOONLIGHT TSUNDERE 2.0 - Broadway Karkat (2023) (REUPLOAD)

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"Snooze Serenade" is a lighthearted acoustic folk tune that turns an embarrassing bedtime habit into a proud, comical anthem. With gentle guitar and a wry smile, it celebrates the thunderous snorer who rattles windows, annoys neighbors, and still calls their nightly roar a personal lullaby.

Snooze Serenade

My Yandere (YG parody)

*(Verse 1)*
Santa’s kinda real I guess
Presents under tree, whole vibe’s a mess
Rudolph’s nose is red or whatever
Family dinner lasts like forever

*(Chorus)*
6/7 Christmas, it’s not bad
Could be worse honestly, not even sad
Tree fell over twice but we fixed it so
6/7 Christmas, let’s gooo

*(Verse 2)*
Got socks again from my aunt
Asked for money but she said she can’t
Little cousin won’t stop screaming
I’ve been on my phone just meme-ing

*(Chorus)*
6/7 Christmas, pretty mid ngl
Grandpa fell asleep, couldn’t even tell
Food was good tho, can’t complain
6/7 Christmas hits different in the rain

*(Bridge)*
Mom’s stressed
Dad’s grilling in the cold for some reason
Sister won’t share the bathroom
Classic

*(Last part)*
Anyway it’s Christmas
Not perfect but it’s fine
See you next year I guess
6/7 out of 10 this time 🎄​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

*(Rap verse)*

Yo it’s Christmas Eve and I’m still awake
Waiting for Santa but for my own sake
Got the cookies out, milk’s getting warm
Family group chat blowing up my phone

Gifts under the tree looking kinda light
But my mom said “be grateful” so alright
Ugly sweater on, looking like a fool
At least I got two weeks off from school

Elf on the shelf giving me the creeps
Grandma asking why I never sleep
“It’s called a phone, grandma, I’m on it”
She doesn’t get it but I love her, I’m honest

6/7 Christmas, not the best not the worst
Could use more cash but I’m not gonna curse
Pass the mac and cheese, save me a plate
Merry Christmas y’all, this verse was mid but great

*drops invisible mic, goes back to phone*

6/7 Xmas

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Visit https://www.edensslutz.com/ to learn more about us!

Our Christmas album "Ho For The Holidays" is out now! Look for it!

What happens when you take a group of prostitutes and turn them into popstars? You get a group pf "popstitutes"!

We are Eden's Slutz, from Las Vegas, Nevada. We're a new kind of girl group, comprised of legal sex workers. Our songs are fun, funny, cheeky, sexy and downright naughty.

Our story began with our manager, Madam Eden Slutz, who owns a licensed brothel outside of Las Vegas, called "Slutopia". When the 2020 global pandemic hit, Eden needed to find another way to keep her girls in business. She decided to venture into another form of prostitution: the music industry. With modern innovations such as autotune and AI, now anyone can be a popstar. From prostitutes to "popstitutes", get ready to "Slut It Up" with Eden's Slutz!

Eden's Slutz are:

-Chantelle: "Barbie Slut". 
    She's a living doll.

-Gizelle: "Picante Slut". 
    A spicy and saucy woman.

-Janelle: "Sakura Slut". 
    A exotic fragrant blossom from the far east.

-Kristelle: "Cocoa Slut". 
    A warm, earthy, velvety smooth tall drink.

-Raquel: "Redheaded Slut". 
    She's sweet but a little tart and packs a bite.

Like what you hear? Feel free to "like", comment, repost and follow us.

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Mercules is a software engineer by day, diving deep into code with unbridled enthusiasm. By night, he's a passionate music lover channeling his daily grind, inner thoughts, fears, bold attitudes, and unfiltered opinions into raw, introspective tracks. If you want to truly know Mercules? Hit play—his music tells the story words alone can't capture.

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Retro music is where it's at! Making chip-tunes for the world to enjoy.

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