La danse des pingouins

THINKING ABOUT DEAD FRIENDS AND DREAM BUBBLES…

DEAD GH0STS - Broadway Karkat + Broadway Aradia (2023) (REUPLOAD)

YES, BOW DOWN TO YOUR GOD. I DID CREATE ALL OF YOU, EVEN IF BY ACCIDENT.

YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME - Broadway Karkat (2023) (REUPLOAD)

FORMERLY KARKAT NUMBER 5, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, I’M FUCKING NUMBER ONE!!!

KARKAT'S NUMBER ONE!!! - Broadway Karkat (2023) (REUPLOAD)

My Lyrics, AI Generated as usual. Having fun when my brain goes in the wrong direction.

The Seagull Stole My Chicken Nugget (A Lyrical Poem by DJ Kura)

TRANQ’IN IN A ZOMBIE SLUMBERLAND [Techno / Dark Christmas]

Late-night warehouse rave in the North Pole after the virus hits.  
Pulsing 135 BPM four-on-the-floor, icy synth stabs, distorted sleigh-bell percussion, and a bassline that growls like the undead dragging chains through snow.  
Jingle bells pitched down to hell, tranquilizer-gun kicks, eerie vocal chops whispering “danger zone” through the fog.

Santa’s sleigh is now a blacked-out rig with red strobes.  
Reindeer are zombified, elves are on tranqs, and the only gift this year is survival.

Close your eyes.  
You’re tranq’d out in a zombie slumberland under neon auroras.

Perfect for abandoned mall raves, post-apocalyptic Christmas parties, and driving way too fast on empty winter highways.

Turn off the lights, drop the bass, and let the horde dance.

#DarkTechno #ChristmasTechno #IndustrialChristmas #ZombieRave #TechnoNoel #DangerZoneTechno #chiliandthenunyas

Tranq’in in a Zombie Slumberland

PAT AND KRABS BACK AT IT WITH SUM CHRISTMAS CHEER.

A MONEY HOLIDAY Ft. K-CLAPINATOR X FATTY PATTY (Prod.BENZTRACKZ)

 HIGHWAY TO THE SALE ZONE – Black Friday Metal Parody (AC/DC x Kenny Loggins x Retail Hell) 

Buckle up, shoppers – it’s the most dangerous time of the year.

This is what happens when “Highway to the Danger Zone” collides head-on with Black Friday chaos, credit-card debt, self-checkout meltdowns, and that one guy who abandons his cart in the fire lane like it’s his personal parking spot.

A full-throttle, tongue-in-cheek heavy metal tribute to:

Unexpected items in the bagging area
3 a.m. doorbusters
Fights over the last 75-inch TV
People who treat Walmart like Thunderdome
And the sacred ritual of revving your credit limit into the red

Lyrics on screen | 4K | Epic guitar solos | Pure retail rage

If you’ve ever sprinted through the aisles at 200% speed while “Rock You Like a Hurricane” blasted in your soul… this one’s for you. 

Drop a LIKE if you’ve survived Black Friday

 Comment your worst shopping war story
 
TURN ON NOTIFICATIONS – Cyber Monday sequel dropping soon?Original parody by [Your Channel Name]

Inspired by AC/DC “Highway to Hell” + Kenny Loggins “Danger Zone”

Recorded in one take after 17 energy drinks and zero regrets

#BlackFriday #HighwayToTheDangerZone #MetalParody #SaleZone #RetailHell #ACDCParody #KennyLoggins #FunnyMetal #BlackFridayAnthem #chiliandthenunyas



Sale Zone

Holidays, But Make It Brutally Honest – "Dashing Through The Year" (Jingle Bells Parody 2025)

Tired of the same old wholesome holiday songs that pretend everything’s perfect? 

Here’s the chaotic, cynical, slightly hungover truth about every major holidays in one savage parody of “Jingle Bells.”

We took the most wholesome Christmas song ever and turned it into a full-year roast:

New Year’s Eve freezing in Times Square for a 12-second ball drop
Valentine’s Day sleeping on the couch with a teddy bear
St. Paddy’s Day face-down in green beer
Fourth of July ER visits and missing eyebrows
Halloween kids threatening to TP your house over raisins
Veterans Day mattress sales (because nothing says “thank you for your service” like 0% APR)
Thanksgiving family fights and turkey comas
And of course… FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US

If you’ve ever thought “yeah that’s exactly how my holiday went,” this is for you.

Lyrics on screen ✓
Zero holiday cheer ✓✓
100% accurate ✓✓✓

Drop a like if at least one verse called you out personally.

Comment your most disastrous holiday memory – best one gets pinned. 🔔

Subscribe because next year we’re doing Christmas songs… and it’s gonna hurt. 👇

Happy whatever-you’re-celebrating (or pretending to celebrate while stress-eating cookies in the dark).

#HolidayParody #JingleBellsParody #JingleMyBells #ChristmasSongsGoneWrong #CynicalChristmas #Festivus #NewYearsEve #ValentinesDaySucks #FunnyChristmasSong #HolidayRoast #chiliandthenunyas

Jingle my Bells

I compose/arrange music for videos, games, movies/TV and live performance (band/orchestra). Mostly I do this as a hobby because I have been into music composition for 30 years. I'd love to make this hobby into a career one day!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmZ84N7rnaFgMwtQ7pkT8kw

I WILL NEVER GIVE UP. NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES THEY TRY.

I SING AS KARKAT VANTAS. OBVIOUSLY. HERE TO ENTERTAIN. YOU’RE WELCOME.

New tracks tagged #Parody