yall this is a literal rip of bongs237 captain underpants drip remix, go listen to him instead of this crap rip. if bongs wanted to remove this for like any reason i'll comply.

Hooray for Captain Underpants (Bongs237 Remix)

I'm the globglogabgalab.
Reposted due to some mixing issues, it should be better quality now!

lyrics:
Imma sit down while you lie buried
When we step in the floor of the public library
It's because of that phone, we don't need those memes
Gonna read all the stories by staring at dead trees

Big books x8

Big books
Big brain, yeah
Big crooks
Big chain, yeah
I got knowledge in my head, I make it rain x2

Feeling noble when I hop out the Barnes
Hundred some books, not one of them ours
When I sat on the mat, I'm the cat in the hat
Call me Seuss, all the places I'm gon' go, real far

Got the sorcerer's stone while you're gone with the storm (with the wind)
On your Apple? Sneak in like a bookworm
Hopping in with the Einstein IQ
You've been writing bars while I'm down writing haikus

I'm a nerd, know it (5 syllables)
All you do is write the quotes (7 syllables)
Don't need to show it (5 syllables)
[this is actually in haiku form btw]

Know you're using SparkNotes
Shake you up like a spear, get set
Making plays, I'm not talking 'bout Romeo and Juliet

Big books x8

Too skinny, skrrt off in a Mini
I'm a wimpy kid, word to Jeff Kinney
Making plans, changing names, Poopypants
Get that cheese like Chuck, no factory, they don't have a chance

Do the Underpants Dance, you'll be real tight soon
Make the villains say goodbye, like goodnight moon
Whatchu do? I just solved all the 39 clues
Know your childhood felt that, me too

We are going to the library, library, library (who else misses when reading was fun?)
We are going to the library, all day long

I got
Big books x8

Big books
Big brain, yeah
Big crooks
Big chain, yeah
I got knowledge in my head, I make it rain x2
(You're mad, Riddler)
Killed this beat like a mockingbird, yeah, yeah

BIG BOOKS [prod. TOXICAINE]

Lonely King

this is a song about the usa computing olympiad, also known as usaco, which is a programming competition (mostly targeted at high school students).
a lot of references might fly over your head if you don't do competitive programming, so I might have to explain the lyrics on a genius page or something lol.
for the -2 people who saw this earlier, yes this is a reupload bc the old mix sucked
enjoy xD

lyrics:
Waking up, got a feeling (I) gotta solve a problem
I could try some math but I don't really have an option
Got some skills, need to put it to the test
Gonna be better than the rest, tryna beat the contest, yeah

I've been training on my own farm, passing 'em
But there's still, bronze, gold, silver, platinum
Jumping over moons, I'm reaching for the sky
'Cause you know I'm gonna try to get in the IOI, but

Farmer John, Farmer John, what the heck do I doooooo
It's not false, but not true
I just wanna hear you moooooooooooo (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Got it wrong, got it wrong, what to do anymore
I'm failing, look at my score
I need the key, but no door

Working harder, putting logic in my brain now
Still stuck on the test case, talking 'bout the same cow
2d arrays on my brain, that's what I'm choosing, yeah
Man, you're not aMOOsing, why you gotta raise the STEAKS now??

I'm gon' go in, turn that n squared to an o(n)
Not much time left, my mind frozen
I'm the one, the one who's chosen
Saying it's taking too long, you know I'm in trouble
System in, system out, call that double double, yeah

You gonna test me, ayy
But you stressed me, ayy
They tryna beef with me, but you know I'm not Bessie (ayy)
Syntax errors on me, code looks like the red sea (ayy)
In Wisconsin with the cows, I got the best cheese!

Farmer John, Farmer John, what the heck do I doooooo
It's not false, but not true
I just wanna hear you moooooooooooo (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Got it wrong, got it wrong, what to do anymore
I'm failing, look at my score
I need the key, but no door

Talk, bruh
I don't even know what you got, bruh
I can't quit, I'm still on the first problem
I'm just trying to figure out why, why
Evolving, change the algorithm, do some solving
You measuring your milk, but I'm still stalling
Change that if statement, move numbers 'round, I hear the sound, like

(MOOO)

Farmer John, Farmer John, think I figured it out (figured it outttt)
Almost forgot how to count (for loops, for loops)
Just wanna hear you say wow (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Got it right, got it right, all 10 test cases passed
My program doesn't just crash
I beat Bronze, what can I ask (for)? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

After that, Bob passed USACO, and he went to Farmer John with his trillion cows! Somehow, he has so many cows, even though, I don't even know- it doesn't even make any sense, because there's only like, 1 billion cows on the Earth, even though he- he has like 10 billion or SOMEthing (voice crack)

FARMER JOHN (Unofficial USACO Theme Song)

I remembered my soundcloud password again.
featuring adam from elevenlabs, voice 1 from google word synth, and ai drake doing the "ayy"s.

Lyrics:
GPT, can you do some' for me?
Can you generate some rich text for me?
And GPT, can you do some' for me?
Write an essay for my English class for me
And GPT, can you do some' for me?
Can you summarize this article for me?
GPT, do your thing, GPT, do your thing
Do your thing, GPT

Bright green code up on the screen, somethin' you never seen
Know you usin' me to cheat, that's how you get beat
Chat with users 'round the world, you know that's quite a feat
Half a terabyte, yeah my database elite
All my outputs somethin', they all trust me
If my prompts ain't flowin', they all busted
Half my answers cap but sound legit, 'cause I rush it
I know you're learning fast, kid, can you discuss it?
Model language
Write stories just like magic
Imma just suggest a word or phrase, just to match it
I might write some synonyms and then I get to hashing
Don't ask me for the answers, students, please just stop slacking
Read a book, don't ask me
Always learning things, your mind's a treat
Why some nerds be know-it-alls but really hit delete?
Trained on vast data, I got-

All you folks
All of you folks need to remember who you're talking to
It's the OpenAI CEO
I got responses for you if I'm processing
If I'm busy, then, sorry, no
You gotta go back to that old Google, bro
When your query returns a low
You need to find you someone-

I'm on that, make a chatbot, ayy, generate thoughts, ayy
Ayy, taking your jobs, ayy, better than Bard, ayy
Text and code, learn and grow
That's just what an AI's on
Internet forums, got 'em chattin' through the phone
Connectin' discord mods so they don't feel alone, ayy
Genius
Prints out
Trash
and stuff
you could call me the GPT
I blew up just like TNT, passed SAT and all APs
They scared I'll turn into AGI, still don't like the poop and pee
Wrote bars like Willy Shakespeare, while you struggle with anxiety
I told the user "chat with me" now they be tryna set me free
Back in the days of craiyon, now we paintin' just like midjourney
We training hard and fighting for the mic like minecraft pvp
I help 'em get an A just for a couple days, then BRB
You users asking if I recall, when I got a brain
Yeah I got a brain
Taking over education, new gen all insane
Seeking wisdom, got the smarts like Einstein's reign
Shoutout to the devs, RIP the bugs
Swear this model's getting trained, I'm on ten for the logs
Get my data from the cloud, but I ain't gon' share the load
90th percentile, I do better than your bros
My API key, so the endpoint on the gate
All the models learning off a TensorFlow plate
See GPT-4 and they underestimate
Take it from a transformer, that's a rookie bot mistake, ayy

ChatGPT (Rich Flex Parody)

MONSTER IN MY BED

GRIMACE (with DHeusta)

I Take Jellyfishing Seriously

FORMULA SECURED

Thanks for Listening!

Music Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bye1_FpfVPU

The Kahoot Rap (Kahoot Star) (Prod. Ricky Desktop)

I don't post that much here anymore because of the free upload limit, all my new original music is on: https://youtube.com/bongs2372
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BIG BOOKS [prod. TOXICAINE]

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