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This week: A very unhappy Dutch choreographer, a very secure Hoosier, a not-as-secure pelican, a grave train miscalculation, and an attempt at a Hyundai correction.
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EPISODE 285: Pen, Sword, Dog Turd

Bonus Episodes

This week it's: A floor gun in Texas, a mystery smell in Texas, an aircraft prank crime in Texas, a URL feud in Kansas, and a misidentified flying prank over Lancashire. 

The clicking was Lucy it turns out.
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EPISODE 286: A Routine Cockpit Hatchet Pranking

It's the final free bonus episode of Freemium Freebruary! Consider subscribing if you think you're going to miss it!
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Lucy and Ben bring you: Crossing the human-chimpanzee gesture barrier, the legal status of killer robots in Montana, a very slippery regional festival in Minnesota, theme park hack content gone wrong, and just how many guns are on your plane.
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Junge’s Presents The Chubs At Slippery’s

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: An ATV crash that makes you go hmm, an algae bloom that makes you go blind, badger sabotage, art traps, mind-bending ape rotation, and how to not be attacked by a zebra.
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EPISODE 288: Are You Blipsperienced

Artist, musician, fashion designer and Brisbane icon Phoebe Paradise joins us to talk about: The ideal British diet, salvia-induced worm behaviour, using magic to trick monkeys, and the RIPing report.
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EPISODE 291: Forget Everything You Know About Power Dropping A Monkey (with Phoebe Paradise)

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A warm, chemically distinct liquid gushing from the seafloor, a Dutch balloonist with no conscience, and a secondhand report on a cruise ship mishap.
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Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A warm, chemically distinct liquid gushing from the seafloor, a Dutch balloonist with no conscience, and a secondhand report on a cruise ship mishap.

EPISODE 292: The Balloonist May Have Acted Criminally

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The death of the Maine Lobster Festival Sea Goddess, an expanding hole in Iowa, a check-in on the Live fandom, and Dutch bike helmet controversy.
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EPISODE 293: I Got Fingered Near The Hole

I apologise if you've already listened through the one where the audio was fucked but here it is fixed. If you haven't: ignore this message. Thank you. Love you.
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Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: 2 million hammers with one tiny flaw, a roadside zoo funded by local government corruption, a very unlikely train-adjacent tragedy, and history's most effortless prison escape.
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EPISODE 294: An Unbelievable Amount Of Deadly Hammers [FIXED]

Julian Feeld (@julianfeeld) joins Charles and Alex to listen to presidential campaign themes from throughout American history. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

158 - Kentucky State of Mind (ft. Julian Feeld)

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The magical world of Diddl and his large racist family, a variety of livestock ailments, and a stinky little groundhog.
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EPISODE 299: Executed In The Soylent Green Gooning Cave

Recorded live on the internet, it's episode 300, the roughly 600th episode! It's a bit longer than a normal episode and a bit sillier than a normal episode. It features: The search for a single turd producer, two American gun mishaps, a series of dildo burglaries, and a Great American Hall of Name.
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EPISODE 300: Small Car On A Dildo Sea

EPISODE 300: Small Car On A Dildo Sea (LIVE!)

The least consequential news from around the world from the least informed minds in Australia. Andrew, Theo, Lucy and Ben bring you the week's stories that conveniently fit into one of their countless, concerningly specific segments. 

Keep up with the latest news from Nature Corner, Paging Dr. Lucy, Planely Speaking, Omens and Portents, The Hole Report and many, many more.

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EPISODE 292: The Balloonist May Have Acted Criminally

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