Remastered version, as I realised that the drums were bloody loud!

Panic (On The Tubes Of London) Remastered

Oh yes, I want to be a Lord! Or PM! And I probably will...

Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want (Again)

Borissey tries his hand at Hip-hop.

Video: http://youtu.be/rHnW1L9dEF0

MC Boris - Borissey

I'm MC Boris I'm a Tory
Country's going down the pan I can help if you want me?
I've got buses, I've got bikes, I'm the transport capital,
Don't mention bendy-buses cos they turned out to be flammable.
All you sucker MPs can suck my follicles,
My hair's turned white from my plans diabolical.
I've had more gaffes than a gaffer's got gaffer tape,
A one man melting-pot, a walking Watergate.

Imma schooled at Eton, Oxford and hard knocks,
Your entire wardrobe costs as much as one of my socks.
I'm privileged, I hang around with nobs and toffs - not riff-raff,
I play polo, I play billiards and bat my balls at wiff-waff.
I don't care much for political correctness,
I've been accused of self-abuse - can I get a witness!
Half the world has been insulted by my foot-in-mouth disease,
Do you think I give a fuck? C'mon Mr Speaker please?

Socialist Ken with his communist agenda,
Was messing with my boys I kicked him in the pudenda.
Livingstone retaliated, tried to take my Mayor-crown,
My deeply unattractive psyche gave him such a beat-down.
I'm aiming high, got my sights set on Prime Minister,
Don't stand in my way cos you'll see me get quite sinister.
The system I have bent and played has made me very powerful,
You may assume I'm a buffoon, just sitting in my tower
Full of gold and money stolen from the hoi-polloi quite legally.
The New World Order can afford a man like me to easily
Take London for a jolly ride, I'll fix it up right-good,
Excuse me Ma'am I'm here for the Knighthood!

MC Boris

A cappella using live looping.
Majority of lyrics are actual Bojo quotes.

Big (Fat) Mouth Strikes Again

Hello plebs, I'm Borissey - Tory, Buller, Mayor and arch indie miserablist, chronicling my right-wing existential crisis through the medium of song.

Borissey

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