Hello plebs, I'm Borissey - Tory, Buller, Mayor and arch indie miserablist, chronicling my right-wing existential crisis through the medium of song.

"Four lads who shook the Department of Work and Pensions" - it's a phrase that trips off the tongue, testament indeed to the profound impact that The Iain Duncan Smiths have had on not just popular music history but also welfare reform.

Tales of the simmering tensions between between front duo Iain 'Psycho' Duncan Smith and Iain 'Laughing Boy' Duncan Smith are legendary, but one mustn't overlook the contributions of Iain "The Quiet One" Duncan Smith and Iain "The Other Quiet One" Duncan Smith.

Truly there has never been another band like them*. Ladies and gentlemen, please lower your caps for The Iain Duncan Smiths.

(*except The Smiths)

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