Menu Puppet (alternate version) (Tom Furgas)
lyrics ©Tom Furgas
image by Tom Furgas
music by Suno AI

Menu puppet went to dance
On raisin sheets astraddle
Ocean kites that look askance
At diamond gravy paddles.

Menu puppet won the prize
Of rubber eggs and hankies
Folded them before my eyes
And stomped away so cranky

Menu puppet menu puppet
Don't forget to sneeze
Shift into the reverse sun
And split the Southern keys

Menu puppet shaved his nib
with ballpoint hammer twins
Menu puppet clutched his ribs
And chuckled at the din

Menu puppet menu puppet
Don't forget to sneeze
Shift into the reverse sun
And split the Southern keys

Didn't menu puppet shrink?
Didn't menu puppet cry?
Didn't menu puppet think
His wobble wouldn't try?
Didn't menu puppet leap?
Didn't menu puppet scream?

Didn't menu puppet heap
The flattened roses dream?

Menu puppet went to dance
On raisin sheets astraddle
Ocean kites that look askance
At diamond gravy paddles.

Menu Puppet (alternate version) (Tom Furgas)

Bovine Productions