Penguin Doctrine (KC)
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Penguin Doctrine (KC)

The dockworker was at the dockyard sighing
Having seen a documentary
All about the doctrine of the penguins
Who had sung a new doxology

Penguin doctrine
A penguin doctrine?
It’s a penguin doctrine. 

It was so unorthodox, it scared him
The paradox of documents for free
And he had concerns about the doctrine
Giving doctors extra time for tea

Penguin doctrine
A penguin doctrine?
It’s a penguin doctrine. 

But then some doctors visited the dockyard
Claiming that they had no taste for tea
They said the penguins’ doctrine left them breathless
Longing for their old doxology

Penguin doctrine
A penguin doctrine?
It’s a penguin doctrine. 

The penguins’ documents became invalid
When judges saw the documentary
Their docket showed the doctrine had been phony
So the dockworker went home to watch TV

Penguin doctrine
A penguin doctrine?
It’s a penguin doctrine. 






Penguin Doctrine (KC)

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