Real One (alternate version) (David G)
lyrics ©David G
image & music by Suno AI

Real One (David G)

Creeping creatures are null and void – now the Real One’s – at home
The Real One is a blessing – a precious – comfort zone.
Lay, lay – lay on my doormat – lay at the – Sultan’s feet
Tell me – who needs a stunt cat
The Real One is complete.

Fetch me up - a spinster – catch me a courtesan
Fan it, fan it - fan it to life – the dancing – leopard - of Kurdistan
No competition – no inhibition – no concern - for consequence
Tell me – who needs a stunt cat
No one - with common sense.

She was the kinda girl that wouldn’t leave ya
She was - the sweetest - one of all.
We knew the Real One couldn’t deceive ya
But then she heard – the call – of the wild.

Did she see a meerkat – alert – and - off all fours
Did she see a cheetah – that leapt – and ran - and roared
Pre-Raphaelite hermaphrodite, Ophelia meets Maine Coon
Whatever - creature you are
You’ll be – with them soon.

Real One tensed on the roadside – she felt her time had come
Real One knew she was - on the slide – goodbye to – days of fun.

Order me a stunt cat – that can jump – and purr – and claw
A stand-in that does – everything - so what was the - Real One for?
Real One recalls - the days of grey – pants - and bra’s
Even when - she’s in the gutter
Wide-eyed – be-neath the stars.

She was the kinda girl that wouldn’t leave ya
She was the sweetest one of all.
We knew the Real One couldn’t deceive ya
But then she heard – the call – of the wild…wild…wild and free.

Real One (alternate version) (David G)

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