I’ve been really enjoying this story, but it’s always extra special when you & KninjaKnitter collaborate. 🥰

Rated E for sexual content
Ed and Stede enter into a co-captains with benefits arrangement. It stays about as platonic as you'd expect.

before your name became a pulsing star by foxtails

“Sex Ed” by fake_geek_boy
Rated:Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
“Wait, hold on.” Ed is having trouble wrapping his head around this. “What do you mean you don’t own a vibrator? Like… you couldn’t sneak them out of the house when you moved into residence and haven’t gotten more, or…?”

“What? No! I’ve just… never bought one.” Stede’s face is bright red, and Ed almost feels bad for him, but this is blowing his entire goddamn mind.

OR

Ed finds out that Stede's never used a vibrator, and decides to do something about it.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43930497

Authors tags/note:

Some context for the AU: Stede and Ed were placed together in the university dorms because they're both trans, though they initially assume it's because they're both a little older than the other first year students, having each taken a couple years off between high school and university. Stede has had top-tier care for his medical transition, but has never really had a chance to experience any kind of queer community. Ed, on the other hand, hasn't had as smooth a journey medically speaking, but is much more at home in his transness, and further along in his journey from an experiential and identity perspective. Also they're both so horny for each other that it's making them stupid.

Trans terminology: Ed and Stede are, obviously, both trans. The primary word used to describe both their genitals is "cock," but the word "cunt" is also used once. There is no penetration of any kind.

Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - College/University, Trans Stede Bonnet, Trans Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Trans Male Character, PWP without Porn, Maybe A Little Plot, as a treat, Sex Toys, Vibrators, Pining, Pining while fucking, don't worry they figure it out though, Kinda Fluffy, Praise Kink, Exhibitionism, Masturbation, t4t, T4T Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, D4D (dumbass 4 dumbass)they're idiots your honour, Voyeurism, Author wants to hear about dead batteries

Intro/Outro song is “Sex & Candy” by Scary Pockets and Monica Martin (https://open.spotify.com/track/5gikWd8d2pZjd7ewNwn8kX?si=eb4a003f42274bac)

Sex Ed by fake_geek_boy (OFMD)

YellowMustard's Rinse and Repeat ch 4
Read on AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/56162914

sd ryan on AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/57586366

[podfic] Rinse And Repeat Ch 4

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58442866

Layover Me By AppleTeeth

17 Prove It

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60458041/chapters/154332391
The opening and closing music is a piano solo version of Vienna by Billy Joel.
In this chapter you can also hear:
Air on a G String - Bach
Concerto for Recorder and Viola de Gamba - Telemann
Dream a Little Dream of Me (sung by Kninjaknitter)
Keyboard Sonate in F major - Scarlatti

Chapter 6 - A Moment to Explore

Stede and Ed explore a castle, and then some.

Here is the link to the bonus scene narrated by Kninjaknitter
https://on.soundcloud.com/uCUjaAKdEaekuhbMA

6 Only Fools Are Satisfied

Hot Blooded by ghostalservice
an OFMD podfic
Rating: Explicit
No Archive Warnings Apply

link: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/Holestice2024/works/61453159
Here Be Dragons podfic playlist: https://on.soundcloud.com/ny4zHMJchSPbqajF6

Tags: Alternate Universe - Fantasy, DragonsKnights - Freeform, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Size Difference, Interspecies Relationship(s), Magic, Taking down the monarchy and also fuckin, a lot of fuckin, creature feature, Podfic Available, OFMD Holestice

Sounds: There are a few sound effects but not as many as in Heat of the Moment
Torch.mp3 by SamuelGBorden -- https://freesound.org/s/444107/ -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0
S37-14 Two cars crash foley; good metallic bump.wav by craigsmith -- https://freesound.org/s/675466/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Hot Blooded by ghostalservice

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57059524/chapters/145115827

Milo French, host of the paranormal podcast “Frenchie Finds Out,” invites his number one critic on the show: skeptic Professor Israel Hands. The rest, as they say, is history.

1 This Episode Is Brought To You By...

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57406012/chapters/146041921

Famous Actor Ed Teach and TV Personality Stede Bonnet decide to fake date as a PR stunt. Cue the horrors of falling in love with your fake boyfriend you're not supposed to have real feelings for.

(Modern Celebrity Fake Dating AU)

1 The light of a dying star

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57406012/chapters/146595304

Chapter 2 - first date

2 The light of a dying star

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57406012/chapters/147994489

6 Only Fools Are Satisfied

boy | happydaiz

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