Rated E for sexual content
Ed and Stede enter into a co-captains with benefits arrangement. It stays about as platonic as you'd expect.

before your name became a pulsing star by foxtails

14 Box Cake Boyfriend

(SMUT ALERT EXPLICIT FIC!)

Ed, at his wits end with rabbits that have colonized his backyard, calls and exterminator for advice. Or does he?
A ridiculous little fic inspired by a prompt generator that spit out “someone is a clergy member; there is a thunderstorm; “get on your knees”; wrong number”

Well I think Deanbird really nailed those prompts! Hilarious and smutty, it’s a real treat!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56523430

Cover by me! Babykrakenpodfics on instagram babykrakenpod on twitter

The Gentleman Exorcist by Deanbird

YellowMustard's Rinse and Repeat ch 4
Read on AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/56162914

sd ryan on AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/57586366

[podfic] Rinse And Repeat Ch 4

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58442866

Layover Me By AppleTeeth

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60458041/chapters/154332391
The opening and closing music is a piano solo version of Vienna by Billy Joel.
In this chapter you can also hear:
Air on a G String - Bach
Concerto for Recorder and Viola de Gamba - Telemann
Dream a Little Dream of Me (sung by Kninjaknitter)
Keyboard Sonate in F major - Scarlatti

Chapter 6 - A Moment to Explore

Stede and Ed explore a castle, and then some.

Here is the link to the bonus scene narrated by Kninjaknitter
https://on.soundcloud.com/uCUjaAKdEaekuhbMA

6 Only Fools Are Satisfied

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57059524/chapters/145115827

Milo French, host of the paranormal podcast “Frenchie Finds Out,” invites his number one critic on the show: skeptic Professor Israel Hands. The rest, as they say, is history.

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Ed is definitely not freaking out.

He’s so calm and collected about this. Not only did he talk to Pretty Ballet Boy, but he managed to ask him out on a date, fucking kiss him, and get his number, all in the span of less than an hour. Good job, Teach.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62125141/chapters/158903527#workskin

let’s make this last forever (Ed’s pov) by sparklespriggs and BabyKraken

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57406012/chapters/146041921

Famous Actor Ed Teach and TV Personality Stede Bonnet decide to fake date as a PR stunt. Cue the horrors of falling in love with your fake boyfriend you're not supposed to have real feelings for.

(Modern Celebrity Fake Dating AU)

1 The light of a dying star

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57406012/chapters/146595304

Chapter 2 - first date

2 The light of a dying star

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57406012/chapters/147082048#

Chapter 3 - week one

some minor cws for this chapter:

• mention of a parent with dementia
• mentions of past transphobia & misgendering
• allusions of canon-typical abuse from ed's dad

all of these are very brief mentions (a few sentences each, max.) toward the end of the chapter, but please tread carefully if these are sensitive topics for you!! take care of yourselves!!!



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