“The Perverted Pirate (formerly The Gentleman Pirate)” by Auntea
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
This is for Ed and his neck, not for Stede and his demure fantasies of kissing Ed’s collar bone and cuddling his relaxed frame to sleep on a bed of pillows and silk. No, Stede needs to focus, keep in control. He’s not going to blunder this simple request.

Which is the thought Stede chokes when he enters the room and sees his client.

In the lamplight, Ed relaxes in a casual stretch across the pillowy bed, stomach down. A bare casual stretch. Without clothes. Naked. The corner of a sheet is all that covers his bum, every other inked and scarred expanse of skin on full display.

OR

Stede offers to massage Ed and Ed toys with him a smidgen.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41733174
Author’s Tags: 
Massage, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Needs a Hug, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Top Stede Bonnet, Canon Disabled Character, First Time, Or at least he thinks it's the first time…, Nipple Piercings, Tattoos, Love Confessions, First Kiss, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Smut, Porn with Feelings, Humor


The Intro/Outro is “First Date” by Shayfer James. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/4Y4Yv5lcjXHnkdl9OSKqDp?si=69a8a6c538864c13

“The Perverted Pirate (formerly The Gentleman Pirate)” by Auntea (OFMD)

This is a podfic of "Just Keep Your Eyes On Me" by KalansPhantom and Pastor_of_Muppets. The original fic can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55403533

Just Keep Your Eyes On Me by KalansPhantom and Pastor_of_Muppets - Chapter 1

Is Chicago, Is Not Chicago by nomadsland
an OFMD podfic
rating: explicit
creator chose not to use archive warnings

A meditation on time and space and the ending of a marriage. Ed and Stede meet at a bar while Stede's traveling for work. This story is about the ripples from that night.

tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Chicago (City), Infidelity, Canon Typical Lack Of Communication, Long-Distance Relationship, POV Alternating, Light Angst, Eventual Happy Ending, Undernegotiated Kink But Everyone is Having A Lovely Time, Fast-Burn Sex, Slow-Burn Relationship

written: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57364063/chapters/145929784#workskin

Sound:
This chapter has intro music and one other music cue. No other sound effects in this chapter. 
Music: 
Bass intro by PilotPirate's spouse, inspired by Soul Coughing
Just a lil background snip of Pink Pony Club by Chappell Roan
Need Your Love by PinadaMusic on Pixabay
https://pixabay.com/users/pinadamusic-45858532/?utm_source=link-attribution&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=music&utm_content=238800

1 Is Chicago, Is Not Chicago by nomadsland

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59152522/chapters/150828055#workskin

Stede and Ed happily run a newspaper together, but can their partnership survive Stede’s op-ed describing his anonymous middle aged crush?

1 #OldManCrush - Traumatic Tuesday

Skinned Knees by Skrifores: https://archiveofourown.org/works/51030679

Podfic by sd ryan: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59489068

[podfic] Skinned Knees Ch 5

4.3 (stage 19) Aerodynamic

Is Chicago, Is Not Chicago by nomadsland
chapter 5
rating: explicit

Air Conditioner with rattle.wav by jptalty -- https://freesound.org/s/573034/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
pigeon.wav by squashy555 -- https://freesound.org/s/319512/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
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5 Is Chicago, Is Not Chicago by nomadsland

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46751758

At his editor's suggestion, author of queer romances Ed Teach decides to rent a desk one day a week at a quiet co-working space so he can focus on his manuscripts.

A distractingly cute blond also comes in on Fridays, spending most of his time in one of the recording booths. They strike up a friendship, and Ed’s having the time of his life. And maybe it's a bit of a crush, but that's Ed's business. He doesn't think he's Stede's type, after all.

Then Ed realizes how much Stede has helped him while he finishes his book.

Finding Mr Write

Part two of the cutest fic I have ever read!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59231452/chapters/151045684

We are Golden (part 2) by oatmilktruther

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44561704

Ed’s on his way home from town — taking the scenic route because it’s been a long day and it’s pretty clear he’s going to sleep all of tomorrow away — when he’s stopped by about ten cows meandering down the backroad he’s on. They take up all of the pavement and most of the grass on either side. Ed dismounts from his bike, looks first at the cows — useless fuckers — and then around them.

He nearly busts a gut laughing when the whole story starts to unfold.

Behind the herd is a man. He’s doing Jesus arms down the middle of the road, a pretty yellow robe draped over broad shoulders and loosely tied around his waist. Ed takes a moment to appreciate his chest, which is pale and plush and probably would give like a perfectly cooked steak if bitten. Ed grins to himself, imagining.

He’s just a soft, handsome, square of a man. And he’s clearly got no fucking clue what he’s doing.

Country Roads (Take Me Home)

Is Chicago, Is Not Chicago by nomadsland
Chapter 10: Winter again

Finding Mr Write

boy | happydaiz

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