Gentler Things by pirate_captains_captain_pirates 

AO3 link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/62893384

Post-canon, Ed's settling into his new life well, and it's usually nice to learn about all the things Ed can be, all the things he can do. But, sometimes, some days are a little harder, and he needs to feel helpless, like he's got no choice but to be a gentle little thing.

Or: Ed has a bad day, and he needs to get tied up about it.

Gentler Things by pirate_captains_captain_pirates

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63186814

By oatmilktruther

Ed usually tries really hard not to share the chairlift ride with anyone.

But this guy, Ed sees him coming from a mile away and actively drags his feet trying to get paired up on the lift with him.

Cause This Guy, he’s wearing a bright teal ski suit on a mountain full of army green and angsty grey, and his eyes are hidden under mirrored goggles, but just from one perfect dimple, Ed can tell he’s got a smile he’d kill for.

So fuck usually.

Bruises

'Till The Rivers All Run Dry by unfunpleasures
Chapter 7

Part 4 of the Drive Me, Crazy Series

Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/49813837/

'Till the Rivers All Run Dry | Chapter 7

'Till The Rivers All Run Dry by unfunpleasures
Chapter 8

Part 4 of the Drive Me, Crazy Series

Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/49813837/

'Till the Rivers All Run Dry | Chapter 8

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52779157#main

By daydreamcrash.

“All those fucking dates. You’re telling me you picked all those dates when you could’ve set me up with the man of my dreams.”

Archie looks at Ed. Looks at Stede. Back at Ed. Back at Stede. “Him? Stede? Stede. Like, that guy Stede?”

(or: five times Archie set Ed up on a date and one time she didn't)

Serial blusher

Accommodations by Vmarssmartrthnme
Chapter 9
Rating: Explicit
Written: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59557609/chapters/160187875

sound: Phone Vibrating by SoundBiterSFX -- https://freesound.org/s/730939/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

9 Accommodations by Vmarssmartrthnme

'Till The Rivers All Run Dry by unfunpleasures
Chapter 9

Part 4 of the Drive Me, Crazy Series

Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/49813837/

'Till the Rivers All Run Dry | Chapter 9

“Bathed In Sound” by oatmilktruther
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
Ed is too fuckin pregnant.
Too fuckin pregnant for pants, too pregnant to innkeep, too pregnant to head down to the beach, cause if he laid out in the sand, he’s so fucking pregnant he’d just get stuck there, like a beached whale, calling out for help from his pod-mates, but he’s so pregnant none of them would even want to rescue him and he’d just lay there like the saddest, most pregnant whale, while the tide pulled further and further away.
Apt fucking metaphor, actually.
That’s how Ed feels, like a beached whale.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/63438379
Author’s Tags:

Transmasculine Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Pregnant Sex, but no pregnancy or breeding kink in case you care, Pregnancy, Roleplay, Sexual Roleplay, but is it????, Whale Song, Body insecurity, This fic is so deeply unserious that I don't want to tag hurt/comfort, but also technically, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, it's so mild, Fluff, no beta we die like whale ed if he doesn't get stede's come, Post-Canon, nebulously in the innkeepers era, Penis In Vagina Sex, this is rated explicit but it's baaaarely porn

The Intro/Outro is “Will You Be There” by Michael Jackson (The Free Willy Theme). You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/2rN2WzftSKZzDLFApWECWz?si=0bc40d1e499f4e9f

“Bathed In Sound” by oatmilktruther (OFMD)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63460207

sirens in the beat of your heart by nomadsland

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63482650#main

By mediocrepirate

Lollipop lady is a new one.

School crossing patrol, officially, but Ed has been known to enjoy a little bit of whimsy, these days. He’s on a self discovery kick lately, you see. Started with blowing up his entire soul-crushing excuse for a life, manifested into him trying out as many of the weirdest and most whimsical jobs he could land himself in this market.

Or: Lollipop lady Edward Teach, anyone?

Lollipop

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