Modern AU One Shots

Longer listens - One-Shots over 30 mins

One Shot Meet Cutes

https://archiveofourown.org/works/53196901

Dear Gentleman

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44530609

JAMuary

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44213671

Her Royal Highness

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52423300

Cruising Altitude

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54870934

Ed is a bored PI, following around one cheating spouse after another. Until he's hired by Mary Bonnet to follow her husband, Stede. Turns out Stede is hiding something, and it's much more interesting than an affair.

Cheaters Always Prosper

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57573013

My ideal first date:

We go to a couple’s counseling session and see how long it takes the therapist to realize that we’ve never met before.

Stede laughs. Honest to god giggles into his wine glass at the absurdity of it. Surely one can’t just book a couple’s therapist with a complete stranger. He hits the reply button before he can think about it.

There’s no actual way you can do this. Is that allowed?

Not even a full minute passes when he gets a response from Ed.

Completely allowed, mate, as long as we don’t get caught. In fact, why don’t I book us an appointment right now?

Or Stede and Ed have an... Interesting first date.

My ideal first date

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57624796

Stede Bonnet is cursed in the love department. Week by week, he tells his sad story to the beautiful and and surprisingly interested bartender at his favorite bar.

Someone who wants my company

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49473052

By xoxoemynn

As we all know, the teeth don't go back in. They get swapped out for pocket change by a tooth fairy like Ed Teach, who happens to be the most successful tooth fairy in history. But Ed's grown bored of the gig and is ready to turn it all in... that is, until an eccentric flower fairy by the name of Stede Bonnet shows up at his castle, and suddenly life gets a lot more magical.

A Fairy Tale

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55367635

Just pixels, far as the eye can see. Pixelly sky and pixelly sea. Pixelly boats to sail on the endless squares of blue. Pixel people regurgitating pixel script to him, over and over and over again.

But Ed’s got an inkling, based on absolutely fuck all, that ‘Stede’ is not one of them. ‘Stede’ doesn’t feel like one of them.

Software Gore Heart

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54678073

This is a re-record of a fic I wrote and one of the first podfics I made.

You Are A Pirate. Describe Your Perfect Day (rerecord)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44154724

Written by petrichorca

The new god of flora has just arrived on the scene. The god of the seas is fascinated.

Written for Day 9 of JanuAUry - Mythology.

The old gods and the new

https://archiveofourown.org/works/45915367

By ElapsedSpiral

Lucius has a new job. It's going fine. Completely, totally fine.

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Weird modern AU. I can't explain more because I'd give away The Twist.

West Ham is for lovers

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67801996

By watchtheflow

Ed Teach, the man currently playing The Doctor, meets Stede Bonnet, the new actor to play the Master...

... and you expected Ed to NOT immediately fall in love with him? Shame on you.

Something so beautiful

https://archiveofourown.org/works/68816676

By WellSussed

When Ed meets his crush from TV, the Gentleman Fromager, he keeps trying and failing to ask him out. Will his shyness combined with his lactose intolerance keep them apart forever?

Or, five times Ed tried to ask Stede out on a date, plus one more time when... well, you'll see.

Meant to Brie

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54409753

By ElapsedSpiral

There was never a good time for a power cut but the middle of a random Tuesday in April was as good a time as any. Ed still scowled when his TV switched off, taking Harry and Sally with it.

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Ed loses power. Power Cut Support Officer Stede Bonnet comes to the rescue.

My ideal first date

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