'My wife bought me a cheese and I liked it so much that I bought a chimney,' thought Victor Kiam as he slipped from this world on the 27th May, 2001. What he thought after that is unknown. Religious people believe that he thought about floating in heaven like a pube in the breeze. Whereas atheists believe that he simply blinked out of existence and didn't think much of anything.
 
Either way, we believe that he would have enjoyed this month's Brainjam podcast. He loved obscure references to long forgotten television and radio shows, that's what he loved. He said so in a fictional letter I wrote from him to the Pope. He was very rude to the pope and told him in no uncertain terms that he hated him and would not be buying his priests holes. We hope that you enjoy this podcast and If you do, feel free to tell your friends or leave a nice comment on iTunes or Stitcher Radio. It all helps to make the many hours of writing, recording and editing worthwhile. Love you.

Brainjam - ELEVEN - Temple Returns

Clutch some children to your bosom and ride a giant glass around an enormous Ouija board. In this year's Halloween special you can expect macabre tales, blood curdling screams and an earful of icy goolies. Do not listen if you are of a decaying disposition.

Brainjam - THIRTEEN - Willies Up

A valuable Faberge dildo has gone missing from the Countess of Morcar's hotel room. Can Holmes and Watson discover who stole it and save an innocent man from prison in time for Christmas day?

Brainjam - FOURTEEN - Sherlock Holmes and The Faberge Dildo

This is the new Brainjam theme written for us by Aaron Cahill. We are really really delighted by it. 

New Brainjam Theme by Aaron Cahill

Once upon a time, in a land ludicrously far away, dwelt a podcast that lived happily ever after, though doesn't return our calls. We’re a bit worried about it to be honest. Screw that podcast! Here’s a new episode of Brainjam; replete with old radio references, Eastenders confusion and somebody dropping a sea bum. 
 
Written and performed by Martin Wolfenden, Andrew Wilson, Tom Stringfellow and Lisa Goddard.
 
The Brainjam theme music was written by Aaron Cahill.

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Brainjam - FIFTEEN -  Bona

Tench takes his new dog Maloney out for a walk and talks about the past year and his plans for the future.

Tench Life- Cats And Dogs

Welcome the world of Brainjam. This channel features the following sexy podcasts:

The Brainjam Podcast: This is a comedy sketch show, featuring Martin Wolfenden, Andrew Wilson, Lisa Goddard and Tom Stringfellow. There are new sketches every month and many are about sci-fi, movies and shows from the olden days of radio and television. Have a listen, you may like it

Wilson & Wolfenden:  Martin Wolfenden and Andrew Wilson from The Brainjam Podcast always dreamed of being able to do a chatty podcast in their pants. Now they can do just that, thanks to the magical threads of the internet linking their respective homes in Manchester and Okehampton in Devon.  

Dab & Tench: Welcome to the world of actors: Barrington Dab and Jamie Tench, who in their own words are "the finest actors in all of England." Which is a bold statement considering that Tench spends most of his time playing bad villains in straight to video movies. Dab however hate's the movie business and prefers to strip naked and pleasure himself into the faces of his audience, for what he calls "the art of it".

Brainjam - ELEVEN - Temple Returns

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