Beet Mixtape (ongoing)

Für Dislo, if he wants it. Jackass.

Souncloud has rendered this a fairly lo-quality version.

What's interesting about those watery trickly washy high pitched noises is that they don't render. This had to be recorded to capture them.

I often get them faintly in the background of my headphones when I press stop on a project file, or I think I'm imagining them. It's nice to see them alive and well and standing up for themselves.

Any Kind Of Warning (beet)

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GALACTIC (remastered)

Dr Octagon Fever

https://soundcloud.com/groups/beat-battles-1

at this very moment i have 666 followers. i'm getting mixed signals.

Heaven's Elevator (STBB 370)

"you really need a system.. if you're gonna make it werk".

RULES THIS WEEK: work a clip of a favorite movie into the beat, create all the drums yourself, no outside synthesizers.

drumset: http://s10.postimg.org/huiw5u2c9/20140423_083040.jpg

kick is really two sounds - two books slapped together for the high end, and an empty dog food container thumped for the boom. also rattling chains, jingling keys, a wind-up metronome, two-fisted pill bottle shaking, a shuffling deck to rearrange the song elements every now and then, a glass smashed with a hammer, pots and pans banged on with a spoon, good old fashioned handclaps.

Hear all the beats: soundcloud.com/groups/beat-battles-1

Shuffling The Deck (STBB 372 winner!)

#STBB375!
Shout out to Scottie Royal for a well-deserved win last week.

Rules this time around were to flip Jimmy Smith's "Flamingo" (jazz) with samples from another genre. 
Bonus points for mixing in the intro to Radiohead's Iron Lung. Time limit is 2 minutes, but actually 20 minutes, but actually there's no time limit. He was a little drunk.

HEAR EVERYONE'S ENTRIES HERE: soundcloud.com/groups/beat-battles-1


The Metal Funk Pop Fuckin Ass Fuckin Monkey Shit Jazz Punk Polka (STBB 375 winner!) feat. Paul

STBB 376

Thank you for the votes last week! This week everyone has sample Saint-Saëns' "Carnival Of The Animals" and rearrange the acapella to "Suit & Tie" to form new sentences
(http://www.stonesthrow.com/messageboard/index.php?showtopic=25904).

Yall are really good sports about that.

hear all the beats here: https://soundcloud.com/groups/beat-battles-1

Justin Learns Something At The Zoo (STBB 376, feat. Leonard Bernstein, Jay Z, and Wu Tang)

original vocal version: https://soundcloud.com/breakmaster-cylinder/the-warning-signs-prod-breakmaster-cylinder

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Dislotec - Warning Signs (instrumental)

This week's guest composer is B.M.C. Bach (see profile image), which is short for Baroque Master Cylinder, which is the past tense of Breakmaster Cylinder. See? I got jokes, fuck.

Influenced by the likes of @kayfaraday and @tokyomegaplex who are doing awesome thing with (i assume) midi. Maybe trackers. But their composition is serious and every note matters. So that.

Drums are twisted as per the rules accordingly:
Toms pitched, shaker chopped/repitched, windchime chopped into a single hit and dropped low to sound like a triangle, tambourine repitched with the envelope on an lfo and eq'd, snare has a shorter envelope is repitched and really hard compressed, kick has that weird cool pogo effect you can do on fruityloops which is basically a diagonal slope pitching: the front end is high and packed while the end drops low a bit and basically everyone should do this all the time, crashes are time stretched all to hell and occasionally made to sound like a gong.

Early Saturday I could not sleep because of this melody bouncing around my head. 90% of the music here is just that single harp note from @Sixfingerz's sample this week. Bloodstone is in there too. Nice one, Six. 

Added bassoon, flute, and stabs of saw bass for flavor. Features Peter Schickele, Lil Jon and his crew, and Dislotec screaming like a lunatic in his car. The title is accurate, repitching the harp note sample accidentally put this in like A.3666 minor.

Hear everyone's beats here. You will be impressed:https://soundcloud.com/groups/beat-battles-1
Join the fun yourself next week: http://www.stonesthrow.com/messageboard/index.php?showforum=11

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BACH (3/21) Little Prelude In Something Between A and Bb (STBB 416)

Entry in the Free Music Archive's "Masters Remastered" competition: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Masters_Remastered/Masters_Remastered/

hi! it's nice to bother you again we just restarted from the
end I know you'll get there but for now we're in a past regression..
nuns are sisters, sons are brothers, how's yer father? fuck your mother!
that's an interesting question, he was crap she gave him lessons - 
maybe baby how bout ditch the powdered wig it isn't sexy
and i bet we don't get Marvin Gaye another couple centuries
so if chamber music's all we got to do our freakin you should
drop another octave and go finger round the g string

... yes i get that joke is hokey, not a lot of time to write it
not a lot of smoking going on! i thought that might surprise ya
Chopin gets me fucking loaded, no Ravel before your due date
C P E will be my K hole put me in a fugue state it's a
prelude to the day you waste away who's gonna take you when you
DIE DIE DIE DIE
YEA, there may be angels that await you but that Satan's gonna
TRY TRY TRY TRY

...fuck em let em suck a lemon come and summon from the heavens
all your favorite Masters who have stopped decomposition
they've come back to play you all the music written since they've died and you can
sing and laugh and cry goodnight! tomorrow we'll go fishin it's a 
miracle I fear that I'll be woken and they'll no longer be
here.
Beethoven just listens from the rear
Dvorak has hot chocolate in his beard
Mozart ran off somewhere with this sister you just missed her and by now... I don't think it's weird

Board the bus to take our trip, I cut the crusts off sandwiches and
Wagner's sitting next to Mahler, he's just being polite I guess but
Debussy's a fuckin madman - DID YOU SEE HIM PUNCH THAT SALMON?
Schubert's bad at catching trout, perhaps that's what he's mad about
verdammt ich fange dich noch verflixte forelle, scheiss drauf

after catching fishes after dinner after dishes we all
built this time machine so we could keep on having visits won't you
meet me back at the beginning though it's tragic I'm not living
there's a little wormhole and I'm sure you'll find me there to welcome
you.

(now go back and meet me)

Solfeggio (prod. Breakmaster Cylinder)

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Apocalypse Swag (prod. Breakmaster Cylinder)

Alternate version of Westwood from Reply All #36: https://soundcloud.com/replyall/36-todays-the-day

and #44: https://soundcloud.com/replyall/44-shine-on-you-crazy-goldman

Westwood (Bonghit Dream Version) **FROM REPLY ALL #36**

The Neck (Harpsichord Stomp)

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