Damn Skippy

Ode to Crayola

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Magic Hat - The Scary Jokes

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Shall we go down
Beneath the waterfall?
Raining thunder, where we can
Make a place to hide
Our splintering bones
Oh, now we're seeing red
Fetching the crown to
Adorn my lover’s head

(They don't, they don't know)
We buckle too, when the flesh fails
Wanting, waiting
On vengeance to free her arrow
It’s a blind shot across
Our starlit kingdom
Our splintering bones
Oh, now we're seeing red
Fetching the crown to
Adorn my lover's head

They don't, they don't know
They've got no common sense
We don't, we don't, we don’t
Have to be so defenseless

But we shatter too, when the flesh fails
And I’ll be right here, I'll be right here with you

They don’t, they don't know
They don't, they don't know
You don’t, you don't know
You don't, you don't know
The weight I carry
You know, it don't come easy
So won't you be sweet?
Oh fortune, please, won't you be sweet to me?
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(They don't, they don't know)
(They don't, they don't know)
(They don't, they don't know)

Our splintering bones
Oh, now we're seeing red
Fetching the crown to
Adorn my lover's head

Our Murderous Descent  - The Scary Jokes

Go on and live your life in misery
We're just moving our bodies to the beat 
And I'm not evil after all
Go on and live your life in misery

You and I, we're driving downtown
My mind's eye is really delivering
Can I really lie, say I've got no regrets?
In this place all I want to do is be your friend

No contrition
No, no contrition
No contrition
No, no contrition
We'll never be good, we'll never be good 
God, I hope I never see you again
Why can't you behave?
You're always out of control
Why can't I calm down even when I'm alone?
It's got me like...
Ooh, I wish things were different 
Ooh, but the feeling's not mutual
We all, we all end up, all of us in, in the middle of the spiral

If you say you're sorry
I'll say it too
No forgiveness
No, no forgiveness
No forgiveness
No, no forgiveness

Go on and live your life in misery
I'm not the wicked one
Go on and live your life in misery

Sucking the blood from my split lip
Sucking the blood from my split lip
Sucking the blood from my split lip, uh-huh
Fist in the drywall
Fist in the drywall
Fist in the drywall
You won't believe who I just saw

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Uzumaki - The Scary Jokes

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Riptide, pull me closer 
You can pull me under
A hex on my head that makes me
Ever the fool, ever the fool
Who will build over this home of mine?
Riptide, pull, pull me closer 
You can pull, pull me under
Jenny, Jenny, could you have been saved?
Such a pity, the mess you made 
With those lovely hands
Sink your white fang into me
Rip my throat out, leave me gasping 
Death to all men, who wrote op-eds
Lamenting how you kept your clothes on
The riptide will pull, pull you under
You can pull, pull me closer
Do you want to watch the transformer blow up?
You thought a bomb had gone off
But it wasn't Armageddon
After all that rain, it's no surprise 
That the river rages and the waters rise 
And the roads we know are going to take our lives if we're not careful already spun out once or twice
Riptide, pull me closer 
You can pull me under
A hex on my head that makes me
Ever the fool, ever the fool 
Ever the fool, ever the fool 
Ever the fool, ever the fool

Riptide - The Scary Jokes

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Static figure in the living room
Hit record, see what it'll do
It moves in stop motion
Camera off
Night wind carries you, but don't get carried away
Cause we've got lots of work to do today
Hang onto that thought
Though it isn't a lot, it's not, it's not 
It's not nothing
Someday, I'll hang up my skin
Lie down, become another thing
Someday, I'll hang up my skin
Lie down, become another thing
Stand down, you'll burn on the spot I'd kill for my family, blood for blood I try not to hurt, but when I do I make that hurt live forever and ever in you
Hahahahahahaha
Nail me to a wall, nail me to a wall 
Nail me to a wall, nail me to a wall 
In the fibers, there's blood in the fibers 
The intention of inflicting pain 
Yeah, that's all it really takes
That's all it really takes
I hear you in the hall
Bring in the wrecking ball
Bring in the wrecking ball
Garden show me something's growing
For I want only beautiful things
Stand down, you'll burn on the spot 
I'd kill for my family, blood for blood try not to hurt but when I do
I make that hurt live forever and ever in you
Hahahahahahaha

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