April Fools (2021 Mix)

A Mannequin Adrift - The Scary Jokes (2021 Mix)

Pleasure Cruise - The Scary Jokes (2021 Mix)

Magic Hat

dude i went through hell to upload this song
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Riptide, pull me closer 
You can pull me under
A hex on my head that makes me
Ever the fool, ever the fool
Who will build over this home of mine?
Riptide, pull, pull me closer 
You can pull, pull me under
Jenny, Jenny, could you have been saved?
Such a pity, the mess you made 
With those lovely hands
Sink your white fang into me
Rip my throat out, leave me gasping 
Death to all men, who wrote op-eds
Lamenting how you kept your clothes on
The riptide will pull, pull you under
You can pull, pull me closer
Do you want to watch the transformer blow up?
You thought a bomb had gone off
But it wasn't Armageddon
After all that rain, it's no surprise 
That the river rages and the waters rise 
And the roads we know are going to take our lives if we're not careful already spun out once or twice
Riptide, pull me closer 
You can pull me under
A hex on my head that makes me
Ever the fool, ever the fool 
Ever the fool, ever the fool 
Ever the fool, ever the fool

Riptide - The Scary Jokes

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When the white sun rises tomorrow
The whole world will hear our glorious screaming end
Punctuated by hissing insects
The sweat of our brow and our lifeblood
Will water a new crop
I roll back the tape
I roll back the tape
I roll back the tape
So everybody'll know
We don't have to hide those demons of accident, no
We just have to try, try, try, try for tomorrow
Hold your children close
Tell them to quiet down
Tell them to close their eyes
It's time for good children to dream
We'll keep our dreams tucked in our chest
Where they'll always be safe
I roll back the tape
I roll back the tape
I roll back the tape
So everybody'll know
We don't have to hide those demons of accident, no
We just have to try, try, try, try for tomorrow

Retinal Bloom

Demons of Accident - The Scary Jokes

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Static figure in the living room
Hit record, see what it'll do
It moves in stop motion
Camera off
Night wind carries you, but don't get carried away
Cause we've got lots of work to do today
Hang onto that thought
Though it isn't a lot, it's not, it's not 
It's not nothing
Someday, I'll hang up my skin
Lie down, become another thing
Someday, I'll hang up my skin
Lie down, become another thing
Stand down, you'll burn on the spot I'd kill for my family, blood for blood I try not to hurt, but when I do I make that hurt live forever and ever in you
Hahahahahahaha
Nail me to a wall, nail me to a wall 
Nail me to a wall, nail me to a wall 
In the fibers, there's blood in the fibers 
The intention of inflicting pain 
Yeah, that's all it really takes
That's all it really takes
I hear you in the hall
Bring in the wrecking ball
Bring in the wrecking ball
Garden show me something's growing
For I want only beautiful things
Stand down, you'll burn on the spot 
I'd kill for my family, blood for blood try not to hurt but when I do
I make that hurt live forever and ever in you
Hahahahahahaha

Forever in You - The Scary Jokes

Retreat to Celestial Bodies - The Scary Jokes

View-Monster

The Machine

"Ode ao Mar" pulsa no compasso das ondas, misturando a energia da salsa com a cadência do samba. Entre síncopes e balanços, a música se move como a maré: ora suave, ora arrebatadora. Uma celebração dançante das águas, que transforma o oceano em ritmo, corpo e emoção.

The Scary Jokes - Too Shy

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