Jeff Rosenstock

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To Leave or Die in Long Island

Brian Wilson Says SMiLE a.k.a. Beard of Defiance

Get Warmer

I Don't Love You Anymore

Scrambles

Sort of Like Being Pumped

Saddr Weirdr

(Shut) Up The Punx!!!

9/11 Fever!!!

Adults!!!... Smart!!! Shithammered!!! And Excited By Nothing!!!!!!!

Slumlord

Planning My Death

SYKE! LIFE IS AWESOME! (Bomb The Music Industry Cover) (Rough Demo)

Grudge Report

Nowhere

Seagull (2001 Remaster)

Kaleidoscope (2001 Remaster)

Before And After Science

Through Hollow Lands (2004 Digital Remaster)

Spider And I (2004 Digital Remaster)

By This River (2004 Digital Remaster)

Bomb The Music Industry! had a contest to see who could write the best song using the instrumental version of "Vocal Coach". This was my entry. Upon talking to them later they said they loved it but they couldn't let me win. So fuck it, y'all can hear it.

LYRICS:
I've had a couple of thoughts about reaching 
To the top of the charts, yeah but to be
Perfectly honest I don't think that it's in the cards
I could blow up like Katy
Yeah or I could sing "Baby"
But my voice is gone by the very first song
So I'm yelling and screaming and wheezing along

I've gone as far as I can go
Yeah I've peaked and I've plateaued
And I can't get no higher unless I hire
A vocal (vocal) coooach
It's gonna take more than a feeling
I keep on bashing my head on the ceiling
And I'll never get through until I submit to
A vocal (vocal) coooach

I know it's not really fame til kids' moms know your name
So Deb* and Denise* can scrapbook** in peace
Cuz they won't hear a peep from me

Ultimate purity comes with obscurity
And I can't take me seriously to get that sense of security

I got advice yeah that I oughtta sing nice
Cuz wouldn't it be great to get paid?
Well I'm telling ya naw man, my talent is raw, man
And I'm just doing fine.
There isn't a problem, I'm making albums
Shit, I'm doing fine

I've gone as far as I can go
Yeah I've peaked and I've plateaued
And I can't get no higher unless I hire
A vocal (vocal) coooach
I'm not making it hand over fist
But I'm making whatever I wish
ASCAP, BMI don't have shit that I
Can spend when I get old
So why even try when, when I retire
I'll still be unknown 
When y'all say goodbye to BTMI!
I'll still be fucking broke


*  Mom names
** Mom shit

Bomb The Music Industry! and Matt Wixson - Vocal Coach

not the actual jeff rosenstock or someone from one of his labels or any other btmi member, exists to upload his songs for the sake of jeff rosenstock heardle
ran out of upload space before i could upload vacation : (

Brian Wilson Says SMiLE a.k.a. Beard of Defiance

Bomb the Music Industry!