Gentrifried Chicken

Runnin' For Our Lives

Get Warmer

25 Hour Goddamn Telethon

Adults!!!... Smart!!! Shithammered!!! And Excited By Nothing!!!!!!!

Struggler

Destructo Disk - Punk Rock Die

founded-land.mp3

If Jesus was a racecar driver, would He ever let us win?

Someone Different

Men för helvete Pumba hakunamatata

Bomb The Music Industry! had a contest to see who could write the best song using the instrumental version of "Vocal Coach". This was my entry. Upon talking to them later they said they loved it but they couldn't let me win. So fuck it, y'all can hear it.

LYRICS:
I've had a couple of thoughts about reaching 
To the top of the charts, yeah but to be
Perfectly honest I don't think that it's in the cards
I could blow up like Katy
Yeah or I could sing "Baby"
But my voice is gone by the very first song
So I'm yelling and screaming and wheezing along

I've gone as far as I can go
Yeah I've peaked and I've plateaued
And I can't get no higher unless I hire
A vocal (vocal) coooach
It's gonna take more than a feeling
I keep on bashing my head on the ceiling
And I'll never get through until I submit to
A vocal (vocal) coooach

I know it's not really fame til kids' moms know your name
So Deb* and Denise* can scrapbook** in peace
Cuz they won't hear a peep from me

Ultimate purity comes with obscurity
And I can't take me seriously to get that sense of security

I got advice yeah that I oughtta sing nice
Cuz wouldn't it be great to get paid?
Well I'm telling ya naw man, my talent is raw, man
And I'm just doing fine.
There isn't a problem, I'm making albums
Shit, I'm doing fine

I've gone as far as I can go
Yeah I've peaked and I've plateaued
And I can't get no higher unless I hire
A vocal (vocal) coooach
I'm not making it hand over fist
But I'm making whatever I wish
ASCAP, BMI don't have shit that I
Can spend when I get old
So why even try when, when I retire
I'll still be unknown 
When y'all say goodbye to BTMI!
I'll still be fucking broke


*  Mom names
** Mom shit

Bomb The Music Industry! and Matt Wixson - Vocal Coach

We Be XUXA

"God, Forgive These Bastards" Songs From The Forgotten Life of Henry Turner

The Carriage Town Clinic

Growing Pains

not the actual jeff rosenstock or someone from one of his labels or any other btmi member, exists to upload his songs for the sake of jeff rosenstock heardle
ran out of upload space before i could upload vacation : (

Struggler

Bomb the Music Industry!