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Dirt Poor Robins - Holiday (Deluxe Edition)

Lyrics by Mel Hornyak, music by Elliot Valentine, book by Mel Hornyak and Elliot Valentine.

Find Mel Hornyak and Elliot Valentine on YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, and Tumblr @melliotwrites.

JÓZEF:
PAST THE MILE FIVE BRIDGE
DOWN TO DEAD END GULCH
THERE’S A HOUSE WITH NO LOCKS ON THE DOOR 

JÓZEF/HAO:
PAST THE MILE FIVE BRIDGE
DOWN TO DEAD END GULCH
THERE’S A HOUSE WITH NO LOCKS ON THE DOOR 

JOEY/ANTHONY/JOZEF/HAO:
PAST THE MILE HIGH BRIDGE
DOWN THE DEAD END GULCH
THERE’S A PLACE NO-ONE LOVES ANYMORE 

ANTHONY:
WHERE THE POWER LINE RATTLES

JOEY:
WHERE THE PIPES CREAK A SONG

ANTHONY:
WHERE THE WINDOWSILLS SHUDDER

JOEY:
AND IN SHORT, NOTHING’S WRONG  

JOEY/ANTHONY/JOZEF/HAO:
THERE’S A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE
ON A ROCKY FOUNDATION
WHERE THE GRASS LOOKS LIKE FIRE
SICK WITH ANTICIPATION

AH.... 

HAO:
PAST THE NEW WOOD BRIDGE
TO THE DEAD-END RANCH
THERE’S A HOUSE WITH ONE COLD, SPLINTERED FLOOR

JOZEF:
PAST THE NEW WOOD BRIDGE
TO THE DEAD-END RANCH
THERE’S A HOUSE NO ONE’S LIVED IN BEFORE

JOZEF:
WHERE THERE’S A FARMER

HAO:
AND AN EXILE
TRYING HARD TO BELONG 

JOZEF/HAO:
TWO RANCH HANDS
‘TILL THE SUMMER LEAVES
KNOWING IT’S TROUBLE TO LINGER TOO LONG.

JOZEF:
SHARING A ROOM

HAO:
ONE CHAIR

JOZEF:
ONE BED

JOZEF/HAO:
UNLESS SOMETHING MAKES THEM WANT TO STAY INSTEAD

AH...

ANTHONY:
PAST THE MILE FIVE BRIDGE
WHEN YOUR PHONE’S ALMOST DEAD
THERE’S A HOUSE THAT LOOMS THERE LIKE A SORE

JOEY:
PAST THE MILE FIVE BRIDGE
YOU MIGHT DRIVE RIGHT BY
IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE LOOKING FOR

JOEY:
WHERE THERE’S A SCHOLAR

ANTHONY:
AND A BANKER
THOUGH RECENTLY UNEMPLOYED

JOEY/ANTHONY:
TWO FIANCES
WHO ARE EXACTLY ALIKE
EXCEPT FOR SOME SUBJECTS THEY’D RATHER AVOID

JOEY:
SHARING A LIFE

ANTHONY:
ONE TRIP

JOEY:
ONE CHANCE

JOEY/ANTHONY:
TO MAKE SURE THAT THIS IS THE PERFECT ROMANCE

ANTHONY/JOEY/JOZEF/HAO:
AT THE END OF THE BRIDGE
PAST THE POND AT THE BEND
THERE’S A HOUSE WITH NO LOCKS
AND NO NEED TO PRETEND

PAST THE END OF THE ROAD
WARNING SIGNS YOU DON’T READ
THERE’S A HOUSE WITH NO ANSWERS
ONLY QUESTIONS YOU NEED

JOZEF:
LIKE HOW FAR CAN YOU RUN 
BEFORE THERE’S NOWHERE TO GO?  

HAO:
LIKE IF HE SAYS YOU CAN TRUST HIM
HOW DO YOU KNOW? 

ANTHONY:
LIKE IS THE VERSION OF YOU THAT HE HAS IN HIS HEAD
SOMEONE THAT YOU’D WANT TO BE? 

JOEY:
LIKE HAVE YOU PREPARED HIM FOR ALL THAT YOU LACK
WHAT ARE THE FLAWS YOU CAN’T SEE? 

JOZEF:
LIKE WHAT ELSE ON EARTH WILL I HAVE TO DO
ONCE I FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU?

JOZEF/HAO:
LIKE HOW TO MAKE THE WORLD BRAND NEW
EACH DAY I FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU

JOZEF/HAO/ANTHONY:
LIKE HOW TO KNOW EXACTLY WHO
IT IS YOU THINK’S IN LOVE WITH YOU.
 
JOZEF/HAO/JOEY/ANTHONY:
LIKE WHAT ELSE CAN I SWEAR IS TRUE
EXCEPT THAT I’M IN LOVE WITH YOU.
LIKE WHAT ELSE CAN I SWEAR IS TRUE
EXCEPT THAT I’M IN LOVE WITH YOU.

ANTHONY/JOEY/HAO/JOZEF:
PAST THE MILE FIVE BRIDGE 
TO THE END OF THE ROAD
THERE’S A HOUSE WITH NO LOCKS ON THE DOOR
PAST THE MILE FIVE BRIDGE
WHERE THE RAIN NEVER FALLS
THERE’S A HOUSE NO-ONE SANE COMES HERE FOR

WHERE THE COWS LOW AT NIGHT
AND THE COCKS CROW BY DAY
WHERE THE DEER-PATHS ARE WAITING
TO LEAD YOU ASTRAY
PAST THE MILE FIVE BRIDGE
THE ‘NO TRESPASSING’ SIGN
THERE’S A HOUSE WITH NO NAME
WELL, NO NAME BUT MINE
WELL, NO NAME BUT MINE

There's A House (GHOST STORY demo by Mel Hornyak and Elliot Valentine)

I DO NOT OWN, DID NOT WRITE, OR SING THE VOCALS NOR MAKE THE COMPOSITION AND BEAT IN THIS SONG, ALL CREDIT TO MC LARS, SCHAFFER THE DARKLORD, & JT MUSIC

Original Song: https://youtu.be/W0EFc-kA7aE?feature=shared

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