Name: One Direction Caption Fail - Rhett & Link by burdlesnurdle
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One Direction Caption Fail - Rhett & Link

Godzilla vs King Kong -Epic Rap Battles of History(ERB)-

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
JACK THE RIPPER!
VS!
HANNIBAL LECTER!
BEGIN!

Jack the Ripper:
Oi mate, pass the liquor, it's Jack the Ripper
Jack the Rapper, following you way before the dawn of Twitter
I'm a human trigger warning, through the night until the morning
When the light shines upon my crimes, you find it sick, appalling
An infamous, notorious delinquent
There's little more gorier thing than living in Victorian England
This is horrorcore, beware if you're a common whore
Or at late night you may find me knocking on your door
Not keen to leave until I'm knee deep in blood and gore
Your grieving family on their knees, weeping, scrubbing floors
The police need a lead to know what they're looking for
My raps are like the way I eat my meat, bloody raw

Hannibal Lecter:
Jack, you're a classic, a megalomaniac
You haven't mentioned me once in your entire battle rap
Pity your verse wasn't worth a trip in the jacket
Quit jacking off on the track and put the lotion in the basket
And catch what the iller serial killer can deliver
Rhymes finer than the chianti I would pair with your liver
But the thought of your putrid flesh makes me want to shiver
Cause your British body's covered in more piss than kitty litter
You stabbed women when they wouldn't give you attention
Like a Penny Dreadful version of OJ Simpson
But these days your nickname is all that's even known
And you didn't even come up with that shit on your own

Jack the Ripper:
I'm real, you'll find me making vacancies in brothels
While you only exist inside the pages of a novel
You were kept for ages in a hovel
Contained within a cage behind a locked door while I never got caught
So who's the superior serial killer, Dr. Lecter?
I'm still wanted, you're forgotten, people these days are watching Dexter
So God protect you from the hell I spit upon us
I'm terrorizing London, fuck the 7/7 bombers

Hannibal Lecter:
No, no, Jack, you were doing fine
Before your ham-fisted attempt at a terrorist line
How typical of Jack the Ripper to chase a headline
Pick Ray Liotta's brain and ask him how I get mine
I'm the bon vivant of violence, a licensed psychiatrist
Who dines in higher society to the sound of violins
Don't get me wrong, I'd roast both your balls on my Hibachi
But for a serial killer you're as tasteless as a bowl of Kashi
You prey on a prostitute and play with her body
I don't mind that you're naughty, Jack, I hate that you're sloppy
Barney, take me back to solitary confinement
Cause this dirty little lamb has just been silenced

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EEEEEEEEEE- AHHH! -PIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Jack The Ripper Vs Hannibal Lecter. Epic Rap Battles Of History Season 4 Audio

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
ELLEN DEGENERES!
VS!
OPRAH WINFREY!
BEGIN!

Ellen DeGeneres:
Hey God, it's me Ellen, can I ask you a question?
How do I tell my friend Oprah she's gonna get more whipped than Stedman?
I'll make her head spin, when it comes to rhymes, I got a pension
So battling me is your intention? I better mention, you're 'bout to get licked by a lesbian
Ohh, I'll knock you off of your throne, take a shot at everything you own
I got the skill to make Dr. Phil say, (Dr. Phil) I think you better just leave her alone
You can tell Rachel Ray that my favorite recipe is
Chopping Oprah Winfrey up into a million little pieces

Oprah Winfrey:
I'm the queen of TV and I'm here to destroy ya
So check under your seat, because I got something for ya
You can't even hope to be as half as dope as Oprah
I'll attract my hands around your throat and Deepak Choke-ya
Girl, your show's a petting zoo, you do a week on kittens
And you dance like a chicken who snuck into Drunk Kitchen
You played a fish with brain damage, I'm a nominated actress
Name's synonymous with power, spell it forwards or backwards

Ellen DeGeneres:
Yes, you've got that power (power), and yes, I've got those kittens (kittens)
I also feature puppies, talented children and mittens
I like cute things that make people smile
Make everybody feel good for a while
Do a little dance and the crowd goes wild
Kick you right back to the Miracle Mile
I thought I told you, your daytime reign is over
I'm jumping over Oprah like I'm Tom Cruise on a sofa
From ABC to LGBT to NBC and now it's all me
I'm the best MC and the biggest star
And I'll bite you in the ass like the tax on a free car

Oprah Winfrey:
Your mouth is writing checks your mullet can't cash, lady
I'll lodge my fabulous shoe up your suit pants, baby
You follow my lead cause I paved the road for ya
You drive behind me in a second-hand Portia
Check the Fortune 500, I'm a media wonder
The Dalai Lama and Obama memorized my cell number
Try to beef with me, I'll make the whole market crash
Honey, once you go Oprah, you can't go back

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE! YOU DECIDE! YOU DECIDE! YOU DECIDE! YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Oprah Vs Ellen. Epic Rap Battles Of History Season 4

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