femur memer's trash stash

This playist is composed of only the most high-quality shitposts.

Soundclown Shitpost Collection

Takyon (In the Jaws of Death)

vaguely cancerous memes

pmc: triple saucin'

Memes

The best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best th

wake up/shower playlist 5

Wiz-Khalifa-Africa-ft.-Toto-New-Video-Lyrics-Download-.mp3

Slaughteryon is the story of two adventurers on a quest to hunt down the Eternal Banshee. They make their way to the beast's den, and engage in a fight to the death. Before the final blow is thrown, one adventurer, Takk-Y-Onn, betrays his companion, stabbing him in the back. Some say that the scream of his partner can still be heard to this day, "TAKK-Y-ONN!!!!"

Coming to a theater near you. 

"but why" - Fortune of Misfortune, ★★★★
"end me" - Geek prods, ★★★
"Feels like my brain is being raped... I like it." -Shadow9000low, ★★★★★
"i sleep to this" - Ðinkster, ★★★★★

Slaughteryon

Hollatak Girl

DOWNLOAD https://www.dropbox.com/s/vby5hw86rz0q8q2/%24an1c%20W33dh0g%20feat.%20N8%20D0gge.m4a 
Sanic Weedhog's official theme song with special guest Nate Dogg       NO RIGHTS RESERVED  youtube version: http://youtu.be/tg_3HFIII9M


$an1c W33dh0g Feat. N8 D0gge

Download:
http://www86.zippyshare.com/v/SUTBRZ79/file.html
http://www86.zippyshare.com/v/SUTBRZ79/file.html
http://www86.zippyshare.com/v/SUTBRZ79/file.html

Mr. Snoopman

The jamminest

[please ignore]
(remaster: https://soundcloud.com/matrixmariox2/mario-paintexe-20 )

(mario) paint.exe

TRUE MLG SONG GAYS - 360 NOSCOPED

Darude - Dankstorm (Remastered)

Gourmet Nuts

Capcom Presents...

Lets Get Some Pussy Tonight

Now that i have produced something that needed a moderate level of effort, i now know what professionals mean when they say that they are never proud of what they do.  I hate this.  

edit; You know when you feel like you've learned how to do something properly, you start to get kind of lazy?  This track represents me getting good at memes.  

Its Fun To Stay At The...

I guess I have a few ideas after all. not

OMFG - Damn Son

(Death Grips - Takyon | SSB4WU - Main Menu)

Smash Grips

Shia LeBouf On The Twilight Trail

just making up for lost memes don't mind me pls don't hate me for weed remix

how 2 lose followers 2

Song That Might Play When You Fight DMX

Can You Feel The Takyon!

"Bassline Junkie" by Dizzee Rascal x "GCN Baby Park" from Mario Kart 8.

Bassline Babies

Taknyan

I Got it from my Bee

Remaking one of my most popular mixes.

Songs/Sounds used:
Caramelldansen (Wikked Remix) - Furries in the Blender
Mercy - Kanye West ft. Big Sean
Bound 2 - Kanye West
Gangnam Style - PSY
Gentlemen - PSY
Gas Pedal - Sage the Gemini ft. IamSu!
All Gold Everything - Trinidad James
Takyon - Death Grips
Bonfire - Childish Gambino

Caramelldansen VS. Soundclown

Why does this have half a million plays
...

Download from my Dropbox at: https://www.dropbox.com/s/bz9ddhj634gaxd7/Bee%20Lo%20Green.wav?dl=0

Old link for archival purposes in case of anything (not working): https://www.dropbox.com/s/v3v2fnf56elr81m/Bee%20Lo%20Green.mp3?dl=0

Bee Lo Green

Final Meme (Phase 2) - Splatune

It was hard to make, but it has the missing verse, and actually NOT A SINGLE INTERRUPTION on every edit.

**Check out the Buy button to download it for FREE.**

Lyrics:
I used to be a renegade, I used to FUCK around
But I couldn't take the punishment, and had to settle down
Now I'm playing it real straight, and yes I FUCK my BEES
You might think I'm crazy, but I don't even care
Because I can tell what's going on
It's hip to FUCK BEES
It's hip to FUCK BEES

I FUCK my BEES in FUCK suits, I FUCK them on TV
I'm FUCKing BEES 'most everyday and FUCKing what I FUCKED
They tell me that it's good to FUCK, but I FUCK BEES
I know that it's crazy
I know that it's nowhere
But there is no denying that
It's hip to FUCK BEES
It's hip to FUCK BEES
It's hip to FUCK BEES
So hip to FUCK BEES

FUCK BEES (slowed down, x11)

It's not too hard to FUCK BEES, you FUCK it everyday
And those that were the farthest out have FUCKED BEES
You see BEES on the freeway, It don't look like a lot of FUCK
But don't you try to FUCK ME; "A BEE who's time has come."

Don't tell me that I'm crazy
Don't tell me I'm nowhere
Take it from me
It's hip to FUCK BEES
It's hip to FUCK BEES
It's hip to FUCK BEES
So hip to FUCK BEES
Tell 'em, boys

BEES BEES, they're everywhere
BEES BEES, so hip to FUCK BEES
BEES BEES, they're everywhere
BEES BEES

BEES BEES, they're everywhere
BEES BEES, so hip to FUCK BEES

Hip to Fuck Bees (Remastered)

A new lawyer is in town, and he BEELIEVS in is clients!

OBJEECTION!

Umm they might be bad, this is just an experiment.

Wii Sports Wii Sports Wii Sports Wii Sports


When it comes to Shake It Off, I have a guilty pleasure.
Sources:
Kirby Super Star - Candy Mountain
Taylor Swift - Shake It Off

Dynablade It Off

damn meme machine back at it again with the kirby shitposts

Breakdance Beach and Re-Tail both have a tempo of 120 on the dot.

I also use Re-Tail a lot on the other account.

They Have The Exact Same BPM, No Joke

sorry for speeding each song up about 500x, they're like polar opposite in keys and audacity doesnt like it if you pitch up a song too much

am i late to the meme again

i'm gay.mp3

Silvagunner took a slightly funny joke and trampled it to the fucking ground. Pretty much like every other meme they've trampled into the ground. Grand Dad stopped being funny to me like a month ago.

FUCK THE NUTSHACK

Death Grips [TAKYON] x Megaman X [Spark Mandrill]

This was an old Audacity file that I forgot to finish, hopefully now it sounds better than before. This is my second attempt at pitching with Audacity, so sorry in advance if it sounds very off-pitch. I'm trying to make the move to FL Studio, as per Wob's request, but it's really weird switching from something you know well to something you don't know how to use. Here's to hoping!

Images: http://imgur.com/a/ER3OV
Buy link = Dropbox Download [UP WHEN DOWNLOADS HIT LIMIT]
YouTube link: https://youtu.be/i6RkB1A8ERo

SONGS USED:
Death Grips - Takyon
Megaman X - Spark Mandrill
Megaman X - Boss / Stage Select

GRIPS MAN

GRIPS MAN / TAKYON MANDRILL

This is an old one, still up on my YouTube channel. I really enjoyed this for a Takyon mashup. But no one else knows what Robotech is. RIP

Robotechyon

Tonight, We Dine In Burger King

Indianmichaeljacksondotmp3

MACINTOSH PLUS | リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー

I'm @the_cob or [@c0bb]. Ludacris rap.

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Anytime you see 'buy' next to one of my tracks, it's just a link to dropbox, so you can download it for free. Or it's my Twitch, jebaited.

You can find ALL my 2016 tracks on Dropbox, even ones not released due to takedowns, and ones I had to take down for SoundCloud's limited track issues.

Strikes: 2