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After being born from an egg on a mountain top in 2009, this band of cretinous gentlemen found they had a shared interest in dust and trying to ask each other questions about bands that they had to lie to say they liked and knew.

They decided to form a musical alliance that would take them to the ends of the earth in search of high harmony nonsense (well, I say the end of the earth, I mean Narbonne...at the moment).

They will not make you vomit if you listen to them (not a guarantee).

Things change in music and life and, sadly the two became one and it remained like this for a while,until a drunken telephone call from one Pete 'HotStyxx' Walkden changed the group dynamic again. 

The addition of Matt 'The SingingBassLine' Saunders, on bass, moved Long Horses up a notch into a more contemporary/indie-ish feel.

In 2014 God shone his light again (he didn't because he doesn't exist) and delivered us our newest member in the from of Marvelous Merv Mooten on guitar and(TONS OF) guitar effects.

We started to record ourselves in March 2015 and the fruits of our labours will be plonked on here for your delectation.

Sadly, Matt decided he no longer wanted to continue and the net was cast far and wide (we put an ad on our Facebook page) and within one day, after we'd sieved through THOUSANDS of applicants (one), it became apparent that there was only one man for the job. This man came in the form of Carcassonne based master musician Seb Cano.

This proved to be a massive shot of adrenalin for us. We honed our sound and finally felt we were worthy of recording our demo 'Haunted Stares E.P' (which is on here).

Shortly after the recording our human dynamo, Pete, announced that he'd run his course and decided to return to his Superstar DJ roots.

With the wind knocked out of our sails "how do you replace the irreplaceable?". Another a long/tiresome search, finally, in July 2017, we were thrown a lifeline, the one shining diamond in the rough...Danny Fenton, a drum machine in human form who intuitively knew what we wanted and provided it with consummate ease. 

SO HERE WE ARE! 

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LHxx

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