 A dark and twisted evil swept over the hills and down upon the great City of Weird, targeting those individuals who live there lives for the bass. Thousands of people were thrown into pandamonium as the dark fog drew closer and closer.

Just as the Weirdonians were certain their lives would be forever changed for the worst, a flash of light streaked across the sky and a hero emerged in front of the fog. Immediately the hero put both hands out in front of him, and bursts of energy shot out of his hands summoning a set of blue and silver turntables. These weren't just ordinary turntables though, no, these were magic turntables. The hero started spinning and turning, magical auras flying everywhere, filling the city with magical electro-house. The evil fog then began to fizzle out as the magical bass destroyed the evil fog for good.

The City of Weird was saved! Suddenly the hero took flight, and did a hover over the city for security purposes. The citizens of Weird noticed his name across his chest, and began chanting throughout the streets, "Saltz! Saltz! Saltz! Saltz!"


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