A shitpost about kickstarter TCGs

Kickstarted - bank account lookin funni
countin stacks - that's that cardboard muni - son
Shiny whip - shiny prototype card
new shop, whatnot, it aint hard - yuh

Kickstarted - bank account lookin funni
countin stacks - that's that cardboard muni - son
some people really cant take a hint
everyone thinks  it'll really go to print - HAH!

Verse 1
Never played a card game but I got art
Metazoo made bank like a stonk chart
Gonna make my own game, hella big smart
crowdfund, yuh, put it on kickstart 
and it's gonna be collectible
even better bitch its gonna be investable 
slap that green k right on the side
people spend them stacks and they're in for the ride - woo!
Build the hype with a collecticon promo
limited edition, gotta hit em in the FOMO
1 outta 25 card print run
and ther number in my house is assuredly one
backers - check patreon - check
secret ebay account to sell my own stuff on - check
everything is in place and time to take a breath cuz 
in 6 months time im gonna fake my own death

Verse 2 
Let me lay it on you straight 
The kickstarter product that you ordered last year is gonna be a little late
I accidentally spent the money gambling crypto, it ripped so, I did throw, the money then it slipped low,
A minor setback, is all 
I'm willin to sell at least one of my PSA charizards from my last haul
and then we'll be blastin away to the moon where the haters will look so small
and the value will be so tall
with the green ks - never banal
and if you spreadin FUD I got the ban button racked bruh
there's nothin you can do cuz you already because you already backed bruh
thanks for the cash, they made for nice vintage packs bruh
this aint a game, this is a rug bruh

Cardboard Muni (prod by Ihaksi)

SWISHER SMOKE/IM NOT FINE

I GOT DRUGS BY THE MOUNTAIN

cover art by @noah-wingren
cuz im just a creep 4 yr bones baby

creep 4 yr bones

cover art by Gabe Howell

in the darkest part of day
see my life as an ashtray
hey is everything ok?
no theres spiders in my brain
but at least we can still tear up at our pain
boy is this a self-destruct? YEAH
i guess thats just good luck
daddy grab your keys and
hit me with your truck
feeling like im fucked
yeah i guess thats just good luck tho
always got my fingers wrapped around my skull tho
gotta grab my vans cuz
ants r in my pants and
u have to learn to manage if you wanna dance so
now im in a black car sitting in the back seat
thinking of the days where i knew where it would take me
put the lipstick on the dog oh yeah
cut my hair and bleach it blonde oh yeah
yeah i guess i give a fuck
sometimes feeling it just sucks, you know
cuz im a little baby and everybody hates me
but you always take me and keep me going lately
cuz im yr little dipshit and yr my little misfit
and when you hold me i feel a lot better <3

darkest part of day

cover art by Gabe Howell

crying till you get me on four
 dont wanna cry at my phone anymore
we've just gotta keep it bumping asdf;lkas;
i dont wanna cry at my phone anymore
baby ive been lying on the floor and
oh i know its gross
ive seen it all before
im thinking about the mirror thats
hanging from your door
and im better than before but not great
TOXIC TOXIC
i know that im cute
i worked all day at it
makes me fucking sick
im a SHITHEAD SHITHEAD
just a fucking dick
i never wanna see another picture of myself again

dumb pics

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Ex Wives EP

Oh, Georgia

Prod. Heartful
SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/track/3pXVmZh293nWtqxildz9jf?si=3KU0DGfyREKz1w5nDx5uXA
AMV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clnIeauiVDM
I DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE THIS
FUCK
I DON'T WANT TO FEEL LIKE THIS
FUCK
WISH I DIDN'T MISS HER SO 
MUCH
KNEW THAT THIS WOULD HAPPEN, FUCK
LOVE

BREAK A MIRROR, YEAH FUCKIN BREAK A MIRROR
GLASS SHATTER, GUMS BLEED, OFF THE FUCKIN EVERCLEAR
EYES RED, MIND RACE, FUCKIN WISH THAT YOU WERE HERE
I WAS REALLY  FUCKING HOPING IT'D BE DIFFERENT THIS YEAR

SHE OPTIMISTIC, NOT ME
NO QUIERO ESTAR AQUÍ
WOE IS ME, L'APPEL DU VIDE
SHE STILL WANT ME, C'EST LA VIE

I CAN'T EVEN LEAVE MY PLACE WITHOUT HIDING MY FACE
JUST A GLAMORIZED DESK JOB ROTTING AWAY
I AIN'T EVEN GOT FRIENDS, FEEL LIKE EVERYONE FAKE
REALLY PRAYING FOR THE DAY THE REAPER TAKE ME AWAY

BREAK A MIRROR, YEAH FUCKIN BREAK A MIRROR
GLASS SHATTER, GUMS BLEED, OFF THE FUCKIN EVERCLEAR
EYES RED, MIND RACE, FUCKIN WISH THAT YOU WERE HERE
I WAS REALLY FUCKING HOPING IT'D BE DIFFERENT THIS YEAR

I DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE THIS
FUCK
I DON'T WANT TO FEEL LIKE THIS
FUCK
WISH I DIDN'T MISS HER SO 
MUCH
KNEW THAT THIS WOULD HAPPEN, FUCK
LOVE

MISS YOU!

Happy Halloween bichz
Prod. Heartful
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Pic credit to our lovely friend Emma <3 <3 <3 
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