is the bg from katamari bc i cant remember and its driving me nuts

grats, cpt comedy. you've somehow managed to be first in both my Minimix playlist and megamix playlist. good work son.

i wish i had that many views on youtube lel kill me

it just makes you smile with joy whenever you hear this crazy shizzle

The exact moment I knew I was gay is when I first started watching SpongeBob. I didn't know what it was about him that made me want him so badly, but every time an episode came on my dick became rock solid. I knew I wanted to do more than merely watch this sponge. I wanted to fuck his tight little juicy asshole. For years, I dreamed of pounding him from behind and filling him with my cum and watching it drip out of his pores. However, no matter how many times I choked my chicken to the mere thought of him, my lust for this sexy succulent sea sponge could not be satisfied. I tried everything, body pillows, dolls, even hiring a prostitute to dress up in a SpongeBob costume and suck my cock. Nothing was good enough. So, I made it my number one goal to create a hyper-realistic SpongeBob sex doll, so my fantasies could finally be brought to life. No longer will those who also have a unquenchable thirst for Mr. SquarePants have to dream of releasing their sticky seed inside of his anal cavity, for they can now enjoy the real thing. But, creating this sex doll would not be an easy task, and this I knew. That's why I need your help to fund this Kickstarter. For donating $20, you get a T-shirt that says "I'm gay for SpongeBob SquarePants." For $40, you get the shirt and a coffee cup decorated with the finest SpongeBob rule 34. For $60, you get SpongeBob anal beads. For $100, you get a SpongeBob fleshlight that you can jizz in or whatever, plus all the other shit. Anything less than $20, and I'll just cum in a shoe box and mail it to your door, because fuck you I don't need your peasant change. I would like to make the world a better place with this SpongeBob sex doll, because I believe that everyone deserves the right to stick their dick in a fictional sponge from a kid's show.

VLÁÓÓÓ

Spooky Gas Pedal

Inspector Goosebumps

I uploaded the instrumental, but here's the entire thing. (limited space on here, sucks, btw. :<)

Together We Ride Dat Booty

Puddi Boy Swag

Twerkoff Against Smithy

ooo

samples used:

gorillaz - feel good inc.
mc hammer - u can't touch this
ozempic jingle
ozempic commercials
ozempic for ramadan snl skit
usher - omg (feat. will i am)
pavement - shady lane
andrew dice clay saying "oh!"
mario - break up (feat. gucci mane and sean garrett)
crowd booing sfx
jardiance commercial
nelly - hot in herre
o entertainment sound
drake - family matters
kendrick lamar - meet the grahams
macklemore & ryan lewis - thrift shop (feat. wanz)
vox - ozempic is a game-changer. here’s how it works.
today show segment on ozempic patients
masta artisan - oh my god
soulja boy - crank that (soulja boy)

Ozempic Anthem

oh boy

gotta love workin hard for several weeks trying to make a new mashup only to make another uptown funk one at 2:30 in the morning

Everybody Funk Around

2013 mashup
image source: pixiv.net/member.php?id=65404

Wario's Bizarre Adventure

KELLEN DE VOS - GRAND SLAM

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I can't believe you guys have already helped me hit 100,000 listens. I can't begin to thank you all, but the next best thing I can do is continue to make music and stuff for you guys! I can't wait to show you what I've been working on. -James

Songs used (chunked in rough order of appearance)

We Love Katamari - One Tip March / One Chip March

with

Skrillex - Bangarang
Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk
(used as musical texture throughout)

Childish Gambino - Bonfire
DMX - Fuck Tha Police
MC Hammer - Can't Touch This
Trina - Pull Over (That Ass Too Fat)
Big Sean ft. E-40 - I Don't Fuck With You
Eminem - Without Me

Every One Tip March (102.3K Listen Special!)

Had a lot of fun making this one

Sources-
Justice- D.A.N.C.E
Persona 5- Life Goes On

J.O.K.E.R

Soundcloud post but its a tf2 smexual

Earth Wind & Fire - September
Pewdiepie - Bitch Lasagna

September Lasagna

probably been done before

songs used:
Congratulations - Roomie, Pewdiepie, Boyinaband
Snow Halation - µ's

Congrahalation

Rugrats in Paris........ klaski csupo snapped :o

was too lazy to make the rugrats beat myself, here's the king that beat me to it by 6 years https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0kIVlp314o


press 7 for the funny joke

Ru**ats In Paris

so i can write anything and it will show up here

btw if you ever have questions send me a message

i only repost things i was somehow involved in

the best part of my avatar is when it isnt cropped to a circle you can see how far i extended my body horizontally

Every One Tip March (102.3K Listen Special!)

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