“Life monotonous? A bit dull? Slightly rubbishy? Fear not fine friends! Skeewiff’s Ghetto Latin & Broken Ballroom Remixed album, or to give it it’s working title, ’50 Wiff’s of Yahey!’ will turn your life - literally - upside down. Who knew Skeewiff were also Mary Poppins-style mambo love gurus? Prepare to become fully fledged erotic Goddesses of love with a penchant for high shenanigans and risqué derring-do. French ticklers? No Sir, we will not rest until we’ve tickled all of France. A spoonful of sugar? Yes please! Blown into us via a straw thanks. Two fingers? Not enough madame! we want the ‘double apocalypto slippery nipple’ or we’re going home!

Skeewiff will also teach you to play all the love games; topless darts, bottomless chess, strip Cluedo; Professor Pimp! In the Ballroom! With a map of Mexico, some cable ties and a tub of petroleum jelly!

* No ballrooms were hurt in the making of this album, but one did get quite a lot of baby oil spilt on it, so mind your step x”

Fritada De Cumbia Feat. Rayna (Hong Kong Ping Pong Remix)

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I really love the Pink Turtle cover of Bob Marley's 'Get Up Stand Up', so I decided to do a little remix to spice it up a bit! Oh, and there's a bit of 'Time To Build' by 'The Herbaliser' in there too, just for good measure! 

If you dig, please be so kind as to repost or leave us some feedback in the comments. Cheers!

Pink Turtle - Get Up Stand Up (Captain Flatcap Remix) - 2016 Remaster

Hayz retweaks and goes glitch with A.Skillz' fabulous 'California Soul' boot.  DJ tool guaranteed to destroy the dancefloor. 

California Stole

Every 2nd Friday of the month at Proud Camden.

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Ghetto Funk Presents... at Proud Camden

Instrumental version of my new tune I did for Sun Candy Jewelry in Los Angeles, Ca. I am just waiting on some samples to clear to release the full version. Stay tuned for the full version and the Sun Candy website which will feature this song!

Ashley's Private Sun (Sun Candy Dubstrumental)

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Free Download

Thug N Bass (feat. B-Side & Detta)

I entered The Funk Hunters remix comp on MetaPOP.  100bpm slow house discoey bass burner thingo not sure what it is.

I didnt win :(

download here: https://www.dropbox.com/s/66fwpvaebl79njf/Funk%20Hunters%20-%20Say%20Something%20ft%20Liinks%20%28Frankee%20More%20Remix%29.wav?dl=1

Funk Hunters - Say Something ft Liinks (Frankee More Remix)

The Good Girl by Grinny Grandad
Remixed by Askillz
Released on Jam City Records

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The Good Girl (DJ ASkillz Remix)

Today the awesome Butternut Slapped Remixed by Opiuo was released Worldwide! It was a huge honor for us to remix Wiggle Sticks for our buddy Oscar aka Opiuo. His tunes define modern BASS music. We have been a fan for years, it seems he has been a fan of ours as well.

We choose his awesome song Wiggle Sticks to add some Fort Knox Love! It was a lot of fun!

We hope you enjoy our take on Wiggle Sticks! Unfortunately we can't give this one away for free, but we included a direct buy link from Addictech. It is also available at all other fine digital stores.

Buy Now

Opiuo - Wiggle Sticks (Fort Knox Five Remix)

FREE DOWNLOAD @ https://www.facebook.com/jsoundghettofunk/app_208195102528120

So I very regrettably missed the deadline on the remix competition. But hey.....  Now I can give it away for free.  Hope you all enjoy it!!!



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C2C - Happy ( J-Sound Remix )

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