“Life monotonous? A bit dull? Slightly rubbishy? Fear not fine friends! Skeewiff’s Ghetto Latin & Broken Ballroom Remixed album, or to give it it’s working title, ’50 Wiff’s of Yahey!’ will turn your life - literally - upside down. Who knew Skeewiff were also Mary Poppins-style mambo love gurus? Prepare to become fully fledged erotic Goddesses of love with a penchant for high shenanigans and risqué derring-do. French ticklers? No Sir, we will not rest until we’ve tickled all of France. A spoonful of sugar? Yes please! Blown into us via a straw thanks. Two fingers? Not enough madame! we want the ‘double apocalypto slippery nipple’ or we’re going home!

Skeewiff will also teach you to play all the love games; topless darts, bottomless chess, strip Cluedo; Professor Pimp! In the Ballroom! With a map of Mexico, some cable ties and a tub of petroleum jelly!

* No ballrooms were hurt in the making of this album, but one did get quite a lot of baby oil spilt on it, so mind your step x”

Fritada De Cumbia Feat. Rayna (Hong Kong Ping Pong Remix)

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I really love the Pink Turtle cover of Bob Marley's 'Get Up Stand Up', so I decided to do a little remix to spice it up a bit! Oh, and there's a bit of 'Time To Build' by 'The Herbaliser' in there too, just for good measure! 

If you dig, please be so kind as to repost or leave us some feedback in the comments. Cheers!

Pink Turtle - Get Up Stand Up (Captain Flatcap Remix) - 2016 Remaster

Every 2nd Friday of the month at Proud Camden.

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Ghetto Funk Presents... at Proud Camden

A Remix we recorded some time ago for the incredible Balkan Big Beats Live-Band Äl Jawala.They're pretty good in business and touring a lot in Europe. Check them out:
www.jawala.de

Additional guitar by Pete "Repeater" Uihlein. 
 

Äl JAWALA feat. The Pentatones_ Better Go run_CMC&Silenta Remix

"Morena (Lack Jemmon Remix)"
by Empresarios
EMP002 - Empresarios Musica
http://www.empresariosmusic.com

Buy the EP here:
http://www.junodownload.com/products/empresarios-morena-remixed-ep/3200223-02/
https://empresariosmusic.bandcamp.com/album/morena-remixed-ep

Tracklisting:
1.  Morena (Lack Jemmon Remix)
2. Morena (Dany F Remix)
3. Salsoul (Ursula 1000 Remix)
4. Salsoul (Jayl Funk Remix)

Morena (Lack Jemmon Remix)

I entered The Funk Hunters remix comp on MetaPOP.  100bpm slow house discoey bass burner thingo not sure what it is.

I didnt win :(

download here: https://www.dropbox.com/s/66fwpvaebl79njf/Funk%20Hunters%20-%20Say%20Something%20ft%20Liinks%20%28Frankee%20More%20Remix%29.wav?dl=1

Funk Hunters - Say Something ft Liinks (Frankee More Remix)

The Good Girl by Grinny Grandad
Remixed by Askillz
Released on Jam City Records

http://www.grinnygrandad.com
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The Good Girl (DJ ASkillz Remix)

Backyard Boogie

FREE DOWNLOAD @ https://www.facebook.com/jsoundghettofunk/app_208195102528120

So I very regrettably missed the deadline on the remix competition. But hey.....  Now I can give it away for free.  Hope you all enjoy it!!!



FREE DOWNLOAD!!

C2C - Happy ( J-Sound Remix )

FREE DOWNLOAD - http://smarturl.it/carbootleg

The Car-Bootleg EP
https://soundcloud.com/grinnygrandad/sets/the-car-bootleg-ep

Swim Fish video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS7tf9nxROQ

An infectious brand of subterranean pop fused with soul, funk and breaks cleverly spliced together to create the distinctive sound of Grinny Grandad. Based on the scissors and string mind of Chris Morton, the bands reputation for originality has earned them shows at major festivals including Glastonbury and Beat-Herder .

Described as 'Motown meets Def Jam' by Groove Armada for their 2010 release 'The Good Girl', 2013 sees Grinny Grandad set to release their latest EP, 'The Car-Bootleg'. The lead track, 'Monty' which samples Fleetwood Mac's 'Oh Well', spliced seamlessly with a recreation of the 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' theme song is superbly topped with the vocals of Claire Swain. It is this gem that perfectly showcases the bands exuberance, earning the track comparisons to Jon Bonham of Led Zeppelin from BBC Radio 6 host, Tom Robinson.

“I’ve not heard drums played with such power and feeling since Jon Bonham of Led Zeppelin.” 
- Tom Robinson, BBC 6 music

The quirky undertone of 'Swim Fish' blends vocals reminiscent of 1930's Pioneer Days Mickey Mouse with hard hitting breaks. An unlikely marriage of music and yet it works incredibly well. The ability to successfully shift, merge and mix genres comes natural to Grinny Grandad. 

The final track on the EP, 'Q The Pimp', a floor filling break beat anthem with a smart groove, promises to render you helpless as the guitar riffs intensify and the rhythm swells fittingly paired with the line 'everybody rumble.' Not just anyone can sample PJ and Duncan and get away with it.

This summer Grinny Grandad will be performing on the festival circuit, starting with Beat-Herder festival in early July.

‘Riding the beats are soul-driven vocals, catchy flutes, sleazy organs and electrifying trumpet freakouts which should provide all five of your five a day.’
 - MixMag

‘Guaranteed dance floor artillery – Monkey Boxing

‘Feel good funk’ – Fame Magazine

‘Another offering of summery delight’ – Red Hot Velvet on The Good Girl

‘Classy soul revivalism’ – The Hidden Crate

http://www.grinnygrandad.com/
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http://www.facebook.com/grinnygrandad
http://www.youtube.com/grinnygrandad
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http://www.myspace.com/grinnygrandad


Grinny Grandad - Q the Pimp

Flute Powered Multi-Genre Dance Music
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