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artist/ mutant/ some days, more one than the other. He/him.

PRAISE “BOB” – My friends – my long journey through this sick and twisted existence has culminated in this moment of incontrovertible truth. A truth that has soaked into every cell of my Yetinsyn body and has become the lubricating colon blaster for my soul. Friends – I come before you this day a changed man, with a soaring heart and stupid grin – with the scars from a lifelong battle against the oppressive machine of the Conspiracy. I stand before you with firsthand accounts of Slackful gains, shocking nuggets of wisdom, dripping recounts of Glandscaping sessions and raging contempt for the pathetic masses of pink pestilence. And none of it would have been possible without the teachings of J.R. “Bob” Dobbs! As I look around at my fellow mutants, I smile with the knowledge that “Bob’s” pipe overflows with only the finest Frop and oodles of Slack – and Wotan be praised; the chimes of the Cha-Ching reverberate across the inky cosmos. Our collective mutations are a beacon for “Bob’s” mighty luck to shine – no matter how much the Conspiracy tries to hold us down… No matter how much the Conspiracy tries to drag us down… No matter how much the Conspiracy tries to tie us down… No matter how much the Conspiracy tries to tear us down – “Bob” will show us the way! 

This show was created to bring you discussions of lesser-known action, exploitation and horror cult cinema. We’re going to be covering a wide variety of films such as Ngai Kai Lam’s Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky, Andy Sidaris’ Hard Ticket to Hawaii and Fred Olen Ray’s Scream Queen Hot Tub Party just to name a few. We will without a doubt scrape the bottom of the barrel at times and may even discuss newer films along the way. Either way, these are just a few we’re starting with so hang onto your private parts as we guarantee an exciting ride through a lesser-known world of somewhat forgotten cinema.

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