Tune in for an auditory joyride across the galaxy with Captn' Nuco's Intergalactic Pirate Radio! This renegade transmission beams out a motley playlist of interstellar hits and underground anthems plundered from the most obscure outposts.

Whether it's searing Romulan dance grooves, primal Klingon war chants, or fresh Dom-Jot rap bangers, every track is introduced through the unfiltered banter of crusty pirate DJ Captn' Nuco and his boisterous sidekick Charlie.

From start to finish, this album captures the free-wheeling spirit of a pirate broadcast defiantly evading authority to share illicit frequencies with devoted listeners across the cosmos. An eclectic, anarchic, and utterly unique auditory experience!

Intergalactic Pirate Radio

In the Original Klingon

Never say the Old Captn' isn't cultured! I even got a bib and everything - Nuco

The Galactic Opera

Straight from the heart of Hobus this band has rebelled for half a century for their people, "Rihannsun fvadt ípavan!" (Never surrender!) - Captn'

The Syngularity

[Verse 1]

qeylIS puqloD, bat'leth qaH

nIvbogh Hegh, 'oH vIghro'

Qaghmey QaQ'a' 'e' Dalo'Ha'

chaw'choHpu' lute'qu' 'ej, QaQ Ha'

vutDI' jatlhghach, Huj jIH

ghIjwI'wI''e' Qugh wo'DI'ghach

qeylIS qI'ghom ghIlpu' 'ach, Hegh qav

Sto'Vo'Qor jorDaq, ghaH wa'wI' joH
[Chorus]

Sto'Vo'Qor Daq yIvem!

qaStaHvIS Hom je moH!

Sto'Vo'Qor Daq yIvem!

QawHaq tlhIngan quv

[Verse 2]

qaSpu'DI' meqbaS tlhaQ

Huch joH, Hegh wIlI'

joH'a' wa'DIch ghaH, taHjaj

vut lujta'pu'chugh tlhegh, puqloD

meqbaSmeHvaD may'Daq, yoD

wa'DIchDaq, joH'a' Quch
[Chorus]

Sto'Vo'Qor Daq yIvem!

qaStaHvISHom yIwo'

Sto'Vo'Qor Daq yIvem!

yoDHa' wej leng lojmIt

[Bridge]

qoQ qoSpu', pe'meH janpu'
bIQtIq jatlh ghaH, chaHvo' Hegh 'ej
'ach to'wI'pu' logh lupoQ


Sto'Vo'Qor HoDlaH

lasertaq rurDaqpu', ghaH jatlh

reH HeghHom ghaHDaq qamlo'

Sto'Vo'QorDe' QachDu' Daq

joH'a' wa'DIch qIbHom je lojmIt

[Chorus]

Sto'Vo'Qor Daq yIvem!

joH'a' wej leng lojmIt

Sto'Vo'Qor Daq yIvem!

vo'vamvaD nIHbe'Hom'a' 'uH



Sto'Vo'Qor HoDlaH

lasertaq rurDaqpu', ghaH jatlh

reH HeghHom ghaHDaq qamlo'

Sto'Vo'QorDe' QachDu' Daq

joH'a' wa'DIch qIbHom je lojmIt

[Chorus]

Sto'Vo'Qor Daq yIvem!

joH'a' wej leng lojmIt

Sto'Vo'Qor Daq yIvem!

vo'vamvaD nIHbe'Hom'a' 'uH

Captn' Nuco's Intergalatic Pirate Radio

Ride to Sto'vo'Kor (Boarding Party edition)

Song is over 500 years old, real a classy way to insult your cousins. Well worth 3 weeks of decryption and two death traps, real fancy- Captn'

[Verse]
In shadows we thrive, our hearts ablaze
So Hot it can get you, lost in a maze
It can take you to, your grave
Our love is as intense, a Romulan heat

[Verse 2]
No waiting for love, we take what we crave
In the pulse of the night, we dance and rave

[Chorus]
De-De-Death from above, our party decree!
(Our love is a cosmic symphony! Wild and Free!)

[Bridge]
In shadows we thrive, we own the night
In our embrace, everything's right
To night we make a stand,
Join our Romulan party and take our ha-hand!

[Verse 3]
Our bodies pulse to the rhythm of the stars
Our love is as intense, a Romulan heat

Tonight we make a stand,  
Join our Romulan party and take our hand (take our hand!)

(Under emerald lights, we come alive!)

Tonight we make a stand,  
Join our Romulan party and take our hand (take our hand!)


In the depths of the night, our hearts ablaze
Our love is as intense, a Romulan heat
[Chorus]
De-De-Death from above, our party decree!

In our neon embrace, everything's right

[Chorus]
De-De-Death from above, our party decree!
Romulan Love, a wild is a cosmic symphony!

[Chorus]
De-De-Death from above, our party decree!
Under neon lights, we come alive!

[verse]
In shadows we thrive, we own the night
In our emerald embrace, everything's right

[Chorus]
De-De-Death from above, our party decree!
Romulan Love, a wild is a cosmic symphony! 

[verse]
In shadows we thrive, we own the night
In our jade embrace, everything's right

[vocal]
Our love is as intense, a Romulan heat
Tonight we make a stand,  
Join our Romulan party and take our hand (take our hand!)


Under neon lights, we come alive!
Under neon lights, we come alive!

The Romulan Heat (Senatorial Opera)

Captn' Fact
When this was released Nausicaan violence went up 23% round the quadrant.

"It's this billiards game that Nausicaans are terrible at, yet love to bet on for some reason."
– Beckett Mariner

(Verse 1)

I'm just a Nausicaan, with a love so hot,

For a game called DomJot, it's all I got.

This Federation punk got up in my face,

I smacked him down, put him in his place!




(Chorus)

Dom-jot!




(Verse 2)

I don't mess with poker, it's weak and tame,

Spades ain't my style, they're all the same.

I'll crush 'em all, with a Nausicaan swing,

DomJot's the game, where I'll be king!




(Chorus)

Dom-jot!




(Bridge)

I'll flip the table, when I lose my cool,

DomJot's my passion, it's the golden rule.

With a bat'leth in hand, I'll take on any foe,

DomJot's the game, where I steal the show!




(Chorus)

Dom-jot!




(Outro)

So let's raise a toast, to DomJot's name,

It's the only game, where I find my fame.

To the victor goes the spoils, that's what I've been taught,

I'll reign supreme, all thanks to DomJot!




(Chorus)

Dom-jot!

DomJot King

City of Dreams (Night Birds)

A tribute to there rabid Klingon fans, there last show they had to sedate the crowd. 
Okay what can't these guys do? Full Klingon, I think the universal translator is out of a job - Charlie

A Klingon's Heart (Klingon).mp3

Every Ferengi in the galaxy has been trying to sign them since Romulan Stellar Records blew up!!- Charlie

Dekkona Prime

[Verse 1]
Emerald passions burning bright
Romulan lovers dance the night

No hesitations, want consumes
Our bodies writhe in neon rooms

[Pre-Chorus]
Ra'talalath'inodwi jikavau!
This cosmic fever can't be cooled

[Chorus]
De-De-Dekkona prime! Our primal cry!

Romulan heat burns the stars!
Hotter than Vulcans, we sear the sky
In our jade embrace, lose all cares

[Chorus]
De-De-Dekkona prime! Our primal cry!

Romulan heat burns the stars!
Hotter than Vulcans, we sear the sky
In our jade embrace, lose all cares

[Verse 2]
Shadows conceal our trysts arcane
Romulan trysts, thrill-fueled and insane
Pulse of the clubs compels our forms
As we coalesce in lover's storms

[Pre-Chorus]
Lli'unmarikhru'laitarki'hu!
This cosmic rapture can't be ruled

[Chorus]
De-De-Dekkona prime! Ignite desire!
Romulan heat melts all ice!
Sexier than any, we're emerald fire

In our jade embrace, come pay the price

Our Singularity by (Syngularity)

Okay Me, Ron and Charlie had to drain old gel packs to find this piece of gold.

Janeway's Coffee Addiction (studio cut)

[Verse]
In shadows we thrive, our hearts ablaze
Romulan heat, in this cosmic maze
No waiting for love, we take what we crave
In the pulse of the night, we dance and rave

[Chorus]
De-De-Death from above, our party decree!
Romulan groove, wild and free
Sexier than Vulcans, we own the night
In our neon embrace, everything's right

[Bridge]
Under neon lights, we come alive
Romulan rhythm, let's take this dive
With every beat, we claim our place
In the interstellar dance, we find our grace

[Chorus]
De-De-Death from above, our party decree!
In our neon embrace, everything's right

[Chorus]
De-De-Death from above, our party decree!
Under neon lights, we come alive!

(solo)

[vocal]
We take our stand,
Join our Romulan party, take our hand

[Chorus]
De-De-Death from above!

Romulan Heat (Singularity ft. DJ HAM0X)

Klingon Fury

[Singer]
In the depths of space, where chaos reigns,
Nausicaans prowl, in search of gains.
Their blades are sharp, their hearts are cold,
But we, Klingon warriors, stand bold.

Chorus:
For we are the sons of Kahless,
With honor, we fight, with valor, we press.
Against the Orion pirates, we'll never bend,
For the glory of the Empire, until the end.

(vocalist)
Orion pirates, with treachery and deceit,
But their cunning ways, we'll never defeat.
We'll meet them in battle, face to face,
And send them fleeing, in disgrace.

(Solo)Klingon Fury 

Chorus:
For we are the sons of Kahless,
With honor, we fight, with valor, we press.
Against the Orion pirates, we'll never bend,
For the glory of the Empire, until the end.

(vocalist)
And then there are the Pakleds, foolish and slow,
Their feeble minds, a pitiful show.
But even they, in their ignorance,
Cannot escape the Klingon vengeance.

Chorus:
For we are the sons of Kahless,
With honor, we fight, with valor, we press.
Against the Pakleds, we'll never bend,
For the glory of the Empire, until the end.

(vocalist)
With bat'leth in hand, and fire in our eyes,
We'll conquer the stars, under Klingon skies.
Romulan and Federation, they dare oppose,
But we'll show them our might, as our legacy grows.

(solo)

Chorus:
For we are the sons of Kah'less,
With honor, we fight, with valor, we press.
Against all foes, we'll never bend,
For the glory of the Empire, until the end. 
(For the glory of the Empire) 
(For the glory of the Empire) 
For the glory of the Empire...

Klingon Fury (Gorn WarGospel Choir)

For those of you lacking a secondary aural canal to enjoy it in the original Klingon we lowered the volume for our human friends, Qapla'! - Charlie

(Klingon chant begins)

Batlh Daqawlu'ta'!
Qo'noS yIghojmoH!
Hurgh yIchep!

(Verse 1)
DaHjaj yIbuS, yIraQHa'!
Romulan 'ej Human chav!
QumwI'pu' jIjaHtaH!
Sopbe' je bIH ngeHtaH!

(Chorus)
Qapla'! Qapla'! Qapla'!
yIH tu'bej, ghuHmoH yIH!
Qapla'! Qapla'! Qapla'!
ghuH tlhaQpu' 'ej tujlaH!

(Verse 2)
Qu'vatlh 'ej bIQ DaSopbe'!
qoHvaD ghuH qeylIS jatlhbe'!
Humanmey Romulanpu'!
toH mIw vay'chu' tlha'chu'!

(Chorus)
Qapla'! Qapla'! Qapla'!
yIH tu'bej, ghuHmoH yIH!
Qapla'! Qapla'! Qapla'!
ghuH tlhaQpu' 'ej tujlaH!

(Bridge)
tugh yIyIv, qeylIS je'tu'lu'!
batlhDaq jIvumchoH, jIchevlu'!

(Chorus)
Qapla'! Qapla'! Qapla'!
yIH tu'bej, ghuHmoH yIH!
Qapla'! Qapla'! Qapla'!
ghuH tlhaQpu' 'ej tujlaH!

(Klingon chant fades out)
---
English

(Klingon chant begins)

Batlh Daqawlu'ta'!
Qo'noS yIghojmoH!
Hurgh yIchep!

(Verse 1)
Let us honor our past, remember our glory!
Romulans and Humans alike!
We stand united as warriors!
Strength and honor flow within us!

(Chorus)
Success! Success! Success!
We strive forward, we conquer!
Success! Success! Success!
We overcome challenges and emerge victorious!

(Verse 2)
With courage and determination we face adversity!
For the glory of Kahless we fight!
Humans and Romulans tremble!
We will not falter, we will not fail!

(Chorus)
Success! Success! Success!
We strive forward, we conquer!
Success! Success! Success!
We overcome challenges and emerge victorious!

(Bridge)
Together we rise, united under Kahless' banner!
We embrace honor, we celebrate victory!

(Chorus)
Success! Success! Success!
We strive forward, we conquer!
Success! Success! Success!
We overcome challenges and emerge victorious!

(Klingon chant fades out)

Chant Of The Elders - In Klingon (Bards of Qo'Nos)

[Intro]
From the heart of the Empire in twenty-two ninety-three.
A warrior was born, Sh'gog Clof, to smart, a technician he'll to be!

Moon of Praxis!

[Verse 1]
The technicians dismissed, too clever by half,
His path predetermined - to serve without strife,
Their "weakness" for knowledge, a warrior's mocking laugh!!
(HAHAHAHA)

Until Greed's vile reach threatened the Moon of Praxis' life!
(They Dug to Deep!)

[Chorus]
Lo' bortaS rur HoS neH! (Ride the fiery wings of death!)
Praxis' qar'a' lughaj! (Praxis' blazing wrath!)

(Moon of Praxis!)

[Verse 2]
Dilithium's did heart began to burn, (BURN, BURN)
Destruction's approach, with no chance to turn.
But Clof gathered his tribe, no pity to barter,
"Our smarts will save Qo'noS from fire and slaughter!"
Into the dilithium heart they ran haste,
Sacrificing their bodies to stop the Moon of Praxis' race to Oblivion!

(OBLIVION!)

[Chorus]
Lo' bortaS rur HoS neH!
Praxis' qar'a' lughaj!

[Chorus]
Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam! (When honor met its unending path!)
Kah'less Heir bortaHvIS! (Gained a seat by Kah'less' wrath!)

(Moon of Praxis!)

[final verse]
Though degraded for smarts,  
they gave their all, earned their seat in Sto'vo'Kor
Their sacrifice, Gorkon's Empire would prevail!

(EXPLODE!!)

Moon Of Praxis (Syngularity)

The premise of the song is about thinking there had to be one guy screaming at the top of his lungs, to everyone to stop mining, and getting resistance from leadership. But in Klingon culture, being too smart is not just disrespected but ignored, opting for the warrior with more kills. So the story of how he and others sacrifice themselves to slow down the destruction of the inhabited moon of Praxis, save some lives, allowing some to escape, and with some sacrifice they made the explosion a lot less destructive, blasting away from Qo'nos, preventing both worlds from being destroyed. You see him last when he sends a message warning anyone in the blast wave to get away which the U.S.S. Excelsior intercepts. The best kind of opera is a tragic one, I might come back to this one and flesh it out.

[Intro]
From the heart of the Empire in twenty-two ninety-three.
A warrior was born, Sh'gog Clof, to smart, a technician he'll to be!

Moon of Praxis!

[Verse 1]
The technicians dismissed, too clever by half,
His path predetermined - to serve without strife,
Their "weakness" for knowledge, a warrior's mocking laugh!!
(HAHAHAHA)

Until Greed's vile reach threatened the Moon of Praxis' life!
(They Dug to Deep!)

[Chorus]
Lo' bortaS rur HoS neH! (Ride the fiery wings of death!)
Praxis' qar'a' lughaj! (Praxis' blazing wrath!)

(Moon of Praxis!)

[Verse 2]
Dilithium's did heart began to burn, (BURN, BURN)
Destruction's approach, with no chance to turn.
But Clof gathered his tribe, no pity to barter,
"Our smarts will save Qo'noS from fire and slaughter!"
Into the dilithium heart they ran haste,
Sacrificing their bodies to stop the Moon of Praxis' race to Oblivion!

(OBLIVION!)

[Chorus]
Lo' bortaS rur HoS neH!
Praxis' qar'a' lughaj!

[Chorus]
Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam! (When honor met its unending path!)
Kah'less Heir bortaHvIS! (Gained a seat by Kah'less' wrath!)

(Moon of Praxis!)

[final verse]
Though degraded for smarts,  
they gave their all, earned their seat in Sto'vo'Kor
Their sacrifice, Gorkon's Empire would prevail!

(EXPLODE!!)

Moon Of Praxis - (Khitomer Alliance Conference 2410)

"Moon of Praxis, picked this up from a parallel dimension. I kind of dropped the mic at the end but I think I got it all" - Remix 

[Intro]
From the heart of the Empire in twenty-two ninety-three.
A warrior was born, Sh'gog Clof, to smart, a technician he'll to be!

Moon of Praxis!

[Verse 1]
The technicians dismissed, too clever by half,
His path predetermined - to serve without strife,
Their "weakness" for knowledge, a warrior's mocking laugh!!
(HAHAHAHA)

Until Greed's vile reach threatened the Moon of Praxis' life!
(They Dug to Deep!)

[Chorus]
Lo' bortaS rur HoS neH! (Ride the fiery wings of death!)
Praxis' qar'a' lughaj! (Praxis' blazing wrath!)

(Moon of Praxis!)

[Verse 2]
Dilithium's did heart began to burn, (BURN, BURN)
Destruction's approach, with no chance to turn.
But Clof gathered his tribe, no pity to barter,
"Our smarts will save Qo'noS from fire and slaughter!"
Into the dilithium heart they ran haste,
Sacrificing their bodies to stop the Moon of Praxis' race to Oblivion!

(OBLIVION!)

[Chorus]
Lo' bortaS rur HoS neH!
Praxis' qar'a' lughaj!

[Chorus]
Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam! (When honor met its unending path!)
Kah'less Heir bortaHvIS! (Gained a seat by Kah'less' wrath!)

(Moon of Praxis!)

[final verse]
Though degraded for smarts,  
they gave their all, earned their seat in Sto'vo'Kor
Their sacrifice, Gorkon's Empire would prevail!

(EXPLODE!!)
---
[Intro]

qul nIqDaq Dujqa' yotlh loSmaH cha' wejmaH loD ghoS yI'ar.

vaQ' puqloD'e', Sagh'og qolof, ghotvamqu' law' Hoch 'ej, wab lI'vam 'oH!

vaq of praxis!

[Verse 1]

yotlhpu'bogh maHmaHchugh, DaHjaj mach,

yojnaQ'e', wab lI'vam naQ Dab 'ej, veQ ghaHqa'!

ghob'e' ngeDpu' tIq, lo' DaQaw'lI',

ngaDHa' je megh'a' rur loDvam'e'!! (HAHAHAHA)

'ach mach jIQa'vaD Praxis chav ngavyaw' neH je!

(cheDveS qalpi'DI'!)

[Chorus]

lo' bortaS rur HoS neH! (yotlh tlhab tera' jaj!)

praxis' qar'a' lughaj! (Praxis leghDI' lughaj!)

(vaQ of praxis!)

[Verse 2]

DilithiumS heartDI' tlhIngan tugh, (tIn, tIn)

chotlh ngeDpu' jomach, vaj qav'ap tu'lu'be'.

'ach ClofHommey, 'IvHo' yoqta',

"qeqDaq maq bIQ'a', Qo'noS latlha' SaH qo' qu'!"

ghIj jIj joq Heart DI' tlhIngan tu'meH ghItlh,

yotlh ngeDpu' chav ghop OBLIVION! pa'.

(OBLIVION!)

[Chorus]

lo' bortaS rur HoS neH!

praxis' qar'a' lughaj!

[Chorus]

heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam! (batlh SIQlaw'be' jaj!)

Kah'less Heir bortaHvIS! (Kah'less puqloDlaH 'Iw vaH!)

(vaQ of praxis!)

[final verse]

'e' patlh Degh,

Hommeyvam Sto'vo'kor lo' HoS,

ghu'vam, Gorkon 'uy naQ lo' qaw'raD DaHchugh!

(EXPLODE!!)

[solo vocal, outro]

Moon Of Praxis (New Klingonese)

A lovely recreated sample from the original Klingon Opera classic Moon of Praxis. - Captn


[Intro]

qul nIqDaq Dujqa' yotlh loSmaH cha' wejmaH loD ghoS yI'ar.

vaQ' puqloD'e', Sagh'og qolof, ghotvamqu' law' Hoch 'ej, wab lI'vam 'oH!

vaq of praxis!

[Verse 1]

yotlhpu'bogh maHmaHchugh, DaHjaj mach,

yojnaQ'e', wab lI'vam naQ Dab 'ej, veQ ghaHqa'!

ghob'e' ngeDpu' tIq, lo' DaQaw'lI',

ngaDHa' je megh'a' rur loDvam'e'!! (HAHAHAHA)

'ach mach jIQa'vaD Praxis chav ngavyaw' neH je!

(cheDveS qalpi'DI'!)

[Chorus]

lo' bortaS rur HoS neH! (yotlh tlhab tera' jaj!)

praxis' qar'a' lughaj! (Praxis leghDI' lughaj!)

(vaQ of praxis!)

[Verse 2]

DilithiumS heartDI' tlhIngan tugh, (tIn, tIn)

chotlh ngeDpu' jomach, vaj qav'ap tu'lu'be'.

'ach ClofHommey, 'IvHo' yoqta',

"qeqDaq maq bIQ'a', Qo'noS latlha' SaH qo' qu'!"

ghIj jIj joq Heart DI' tlhIngan tu'meH ghItlh,

yotlh ngeDpu' chav ghop OBLIVION! pa'.

(OBLIVION!)

[Chorus]

lo' bortaS rur HoS neH!

praxis' qar'a' lughaj!

[Chorus]

heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam! (batlh SIQlaw'be' jaj!)

Kah'less Heir bortaHvIS! (Kah'less puqloDlaH 'Iw vaH!)

(vaQ of praxis!)

[final verse]

'e' patlh Degh,

Hommeyvam Sto'vo'kor lo' HoS,

ghu'vam, Gorkon 'uy naQ lo' qaw'raD DaHchugh!

(EXPLODE!!)
----
[Intro]
From the heart of the Empire in twenty-two ninety-three.
A warrior was born, Sh'gog Clof, to smart, a technician he'll to be!

Moon of Praxis!

[Verse 1]
The technicians dismissed, too clever by half,
His path predetermined - to serve without strife,
Their "weakness" for knowledge, a warrior's mocking laugh!!
(HAHAHAHA)

Until Greed's vile reach threatened the Moon of Praxis' life!
(They Dug to Deep!)

[Chorus]
Lo' bortaS rur HoS neH! (Ride the fiery wings of death!)
Praxis' qar'a' lughaj! (Praxis' blazing wrath!)

(Moon of Praxis!)

[Verse 2]
Dilithium's did heart began to burn, (BURN, BURN)
Destruction's approach, with no chance to turn.
But Clof gathered his tribe, no pity to barter,
"Our smarts will save Qo'noS from fire and slaughter!"
Into the dilithium heart they ran haste,
Sacrificing their bodies to stop the Moon of Praxis' race to Oblivion!

(OBLIVION!)

[Chorus]
Lo' bortaS rur HoS neH!
Praxis' qar'a' lughaj!

[Chorus]
Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam! (When honor met its unending path!)
Kah'less Heir bortaHvIS! (Gained a seat by Kah'less' wrath!)

(Moon of Praxis!)

[final verse]
Though degraded for smarts,  
they gave their all, earned their seat in Sto'vo'Kor
Their sacrifice, Gorkon's Empire would prevail!

(EXPLODE!!)

Moon Of Praxis V2K (Klingonese)

Moon Of Praxis (Klingon Oblivion Metal)

Who doesn't want a little Klingon in their life? - Nuco

[Verse 1]

qeylIS puqloD, bat'leth qaH

nIvbogh Hegh, 'oH vIghro'

Qaghmey QaQ'a' 'e' Dalo'Ha'

chaw'choHpu' lute'qu' 'ej, QaQ Ha'

vutDI' jatlhghach, Huj jIH

ghIjwI'wI''e' Qugh wo'DI'ghach

qeylIS qI'ghom ghIlpu' 'ach, Hegh qav

Sto'Vo'Qor jorDaq, ghaH wa'wI' joH
[Chorus]

Sto'Vo'Qor Daq yIvem!

qaStaHvIS Hom je moH!

Sto'Vo'Qor Daq yIvem!

QawHaq tlhIngan quv

[Verse 2]

qaSpu'DI' meqbaS tlhaQ

Huch joH, Hegh wIlI'

joH'a' wa'DIch ghaH, taHjaj

vut lujta'pu'chugh tlhegh, puqloD

meqbaSmeHvaD may'Daq, yoD

wa'DIchDaq, joH'a' Quch
[Chorus]

Sto'Vo'Qor Daq yIvem!

qaStaHvISHom yIwo'

Sto'Vo'Qor Daq yIvem!

yoDHa' wej leng lojmIt

[Bridge]

qoQ qoSpu', pe'meH janpu'
bIQtIq jatlh ghaH, chaHvo' Hegh 'ej
'ach to'wI'pu' logh lupoQ


Sto'Vo'Qor HoDlaH

lasertaq rurDaqpu', ghaH jatlh

reH HeghHom ghaHDaq qamlo'

Sto'Vo'QorDe' QachDu' Daq

joH'a' wa'DIch qIbHom je lojmIt

[Chorus]

Sto'Vo'Qor Daq yIvem!

joH'a' wej leng lojmIt

Sto'Vo'Qor Daq yIvem!

vo'vamvaD nIHbe'Hom'a' 'uH



Sto'Vo'Qor HoDlaH

lasertaq rurDaqpu', ghaH jatlh

reH HeghHom ghaHDaq qamlo'

Sto'Vo'QorDe' QachDu' Daq

joH'a' wa'DIch qIbHom je lojmIt

[Chorus]

Sto'Vo'Qor Daq yIvem!

joH'a' wej leng lojmIt

Sto'Vo'Qor Daq yIvem!

vo'vamvaD nIHbe'Hom'a' 'uH

Riders Of Sto'vo'Kor (Syngularity)

The Royal Nausicaan Opera? Hold on they have Opera? - Charlie

Verse 1:
A Ferengi cheap and greedy
Never paid what he was owed
Hired a Nausicaan for safety
But then tried to run the road

Chorus:
He chased him round and round (chase!)
Kicked him in the glombas, "Pay me!" (oomph!)
Then he chased him round again (chase!)
Kicked those glombas - can't pretend! (oomph!)

Verse 2:
Ran from planet to planet
Tried to hide his latinum stash
Bodyguard was fast and furious
Finally made him pay the cash

Chorus:
He chased him round and round (chase!)
Kicked him in the glombas, "Pay me!" (oomph!)

Then he chased him round again (chase!)
Kicked those glombas - lesson learned! (oomph!)

Bridge:
You can run but can't hide
From the debts you tried to slide
Better pay the price on time
Or get kicked in the glombas, crime!

Chorus:

He chased him round and round (chase!)
Kicked him in the glombas, "Pay me!" (oomph!)
Then he chased him round again (chase!)
Kicked those glombas one more time! (oomph!)

The Glombas Kick

The Sound Of Footsteps And Birdsong

Lyrics
[Chant]
KARGH! QAPLA'! Full strength, prepare!
In Iconia's shadow, we shall dare!
To the battle, let us march, unsheathed blades
Glory in victory, as the light fades!
Hoist the banner, with warrior's might
For the honor of Klingons, we fight!
[War Cry]
BortaS bir jablu'DI' reH QaQqu' nay'
Through the stars, we charge, relentless and true
Glint of bat'leth, a shimmering sight
With hearts of fire and souls of night
[Verse]
Let the sky tear open and the cosmos hear
Klingon strength and courage, enemies fear

[Verse 2]
Unyielding, we stand on the bridge to our fate
Forge on through the void, as destinies await
No retreat, no surrender, our spirits cry
Battle-hymns resounding across the sky
[Interlude]
(Distant throat singing, deep echoes of war)
A symphony of courage, through battle’s door

Iconia's Fury

Miles Suffered much to bring his to light. Thank you - Captn' Nuco

The Soldiers' March of Honor (Klingon)

"The Theme from the Halls of Sto'vo'Kor  "General Chang's rise to power and fall was the best Season hooks down. The only reason I had QuarkMax for so long!" - Capt' Nuco

The Halls of Sto'vo'kor, Chang (Klingon)

"Slop Jazz, oh great bird what a wild universe." - Nuco

Lyrics
Verse 1
Ski-bidi-bi-bu-boop-boop, my heart skips a beat

When your fungus-faced mug comes waltzing down the street
I turn off the lights to spare my eyes the sight

Of that wrinkly targ-nose shining so bright

Verse 2
That grinning maw could stop a supernova dead

With teeth so twisted, yellow and spread
But when the moonlight gleams in those beady eyes
I see fireworks more dazzling than Risian skies
Verse 3
Stibbiti-stu-doo
Stomping along with the grace of a drunken targ
Everyone scatters, afraid you'll leave warts

That's why I stick by your side through the jeers

Maybe someday your beauty will level atmospheres
[solo]

Bridge
That wheezy laugh could shatter Kahless's sword

But to my ears it's music, every snorting chord
Your voice smoother thanbal'mahk from honey springs
Yet your driving's so reckless, it gave me whiplash (and other things)
Verse 4
Ski-dil-dil-boop-dum-you-so-so-dum-ski-bidi-boom-bum

I wouldn't feed you at my mess hall, are you mad?

You'd scare the warriors back to the Klingon forbears they had

A face so blighted, even a Founder would grimace
Yet bizarrely, backwards species still find you...have grace?
Verse 5
That acid-tongued wit could dissolve tertiary umbilicals for sure

But your clothing sense was assimilated by the Borg, I'm pure!

Those horizontal ridges really bring out your...vertical smile

While your figure's so amorphous, it defies all geometric style

A Heart's Rhythmic Burn: A Slop Jazz mosaic

Interstellar Outlaw

Jade Embrace

For the Forefathers! only in the original Klingon! Qapla' !! - Captn'

Verse:
Hub chetvI' jIQamlIj, Qaw'vIngan jIjwI' 
naHmey qech tIq, 'oy' tonglIj je vIqom
mInDu'DajDaq puqnISmo', puq'eghrup naDqu'  
'ach tlhIngan wamwI'pu' wIjchugh, puchpa'qu'

Chorus:
naDQa' Khaless ramey'rup
batlh'e' mach, batlh'e' 'unchugh  
'orIyon porI'ngan, vIvIghachmajqu'
tlhIngan wo' ramey'rup, bIngDaq rav ghoqtan

(ghuHmoH 'ej SIrmoH)

Verse:  
'orIyon porI'ngan, chol 'ej ghojmoH 
mu'qIj mungl'IjDu'DajDaq, mujpa'munqu'wIjqu'
batlh'e' vImach, mIqpu'qu'  
'ej pIrIq'e' vIqambejQo', batlh ghoghqu'

Chorus:
naDQa' Khaless ramey'rup  
batlh'e' mach, batlh'e' 'unchugh
'orIyon porI'ngan, vIvIghachmajqu' 
tlhIngan wo' ramey'rup, bIngDaq rav ghoqtan

(ghuHmoH)

(SIrmoH)

Verse:  
'ach paghled bej, mup 'ej nuj
mI'pu'ghach, HIjmeH je'  
'ach leghbIj, tlhIngan vIghaj'a'
muv'obwI' je, batlh vIHar majpu'

Chorus: 
batlh rav ghoQtanlu'rup, ghInjaj ram 
Khaless lupu' 'ej Sup, cha' maj raD
tlhIngan Hey'qu', cha' Daq munHa'qu'
T'Kuvma' ramey mup, cha' chel 'aw' 

Verse:
betleh 'ej batlh 'ejyo', cha' ghoghvoq  
woQqar 'ej Hub burr Hoch, tlhIngan Dun  
romulusngan 'ej 'olnaranmey, choquvmoH  
'ach batlh choquvrup, ramey'e' majnen!

(Solo)

Chorus:
naDQa' Khaless ramey'rup  
batlh'e' mach, batlh'e' 'unchugh
loQ mI'ravqo', vIvIghachmajqu'  
tlhIngan wo' ramey'rup, bIngDaq rav ghoqtan

(tlhIngan wo' ramey'rup)
(tlhIngan wo' ramey'rup)
tlhIngan wo' ramey'rup...

Verse:
Sup 'ej nISchugh ghubDu', cha' ramey QIr 
tIr poQmey je pawIjDaq, Hub jIHvaD
HomchughHa' 'ej bo'rI'ngan, chuchwIj ram  
tlhIngan batlh ghoStan, loQ muHIvqu'choHQo'

Bridge:  
Hub 'ej Hub rInmey, chetvI' cha' yo'bej
ghawran potlhmeymaj So'nI' 'ej batlh QIr
chetvI', batlhrameypu' 'ay', lupnIS QIr  
batlh ram, Qun vI'Ip cha' naj

'ach tlhInganpu' puchqu'wIj ram   
chetvI' muHIvmoHwI' SubyIr  
tlhIngan wo' ramey, bIngDaq rav ghoqtan  
larhpIn 'e' ghIH, loQ puchtachchugh

Chorus:
naDQa' Qalh Khaless ramey'rup
batlhramey'rup, 'ej loQmI' vIHarmajpu'  
batlh'e' mach, batlh'e' 'unchugh  
tlhIngan wo' ramey'rup, bIngDaq rav ghoqtan

Klingon Fury - Galactic Onslaught (Klingon)

Lyrics
[Verse]
In the depths of space, where chaos reigns,
Nausicaans prowl, in search of gains.
Their blades are sharp, their hearts are cold,
But we, Klingon warriors, stand bold.

Chorus:
For we are the sons of Kahless,
With honor, we fight, with valor, we press.
Against the Orion pirates, we'll never bend,
For the glory of the Empire, until the end.
(Guitar and drum Solo)

(verse)
Orion pirates, with treachery and deceit,
But their cunning ways, we'll never defeat.
We'll meet them in battle, face to face,
And send them fleeing, in disgrace.

(Chorus)
For we are the sons of Kahless,
With honor, we fight, with valor, we press.
Against the Orion pirates, we'll never bend,
For the glory of the Empire, until the end

(verse)
And then there are the Pakleds, foolish and slow,
Their feeble minds, a pitiful show.
But even they, in their ignorance,
Cannot escape the Klingon vengeance.

Chorus:
We rise with the fury of a thousand suns,
Kahless' spirit in our veins, it runs.
Through the galaxy, our warcries extend,
For T'Kuvma's legacy, we will defend.

[verse]
With bat'leth in hand, and fire in our eyes,
We'll conquer the stars, under Klingon skies!
Romulan and Federation, they dare oppose,
But we'll show them our might, as our legacy grows!

(solo)

[Chorus]
For we are the sons of Kah'less,
With honor, we fight, with valor, we press.
Against all foes, we'll never bend,
For the glory of the Empire, until the end

(For the glory of the Empire) 
(For the glory of the Empire) 
For the glory of the Empire...
(verse)

[Bridge]
Through stardust and void, our battle hymns pierce,
Their echoes resounding, the universe hears.
Let cowards and conquerors alike be aware,
The Klingon Empire's wrath, none can compare.

(Verse)
Betwixt the stars, our enemies hide,
But in cloaked ships, we'll hunt them far and wide.
Their fate is sealed, the end is near,
Klingon courage is what they'll fear.

(Bridge)
Empire's might, through the cosmos it spreads,
A saga of blood, for which history treads.

In the void, the battle's roar
Thirst for conquest sparks the war
Our cries echo through darkened space
With a lust for victory, we brace

[Chorus]
We are the sons, the sons of Kah'less
Our wrath, unleashed, our foes confess

Symphany of the Fallen

Klingon Fury - Galactic Onslaught

[verse]
In stars (in stars)
In void (in void)
In battle's roar (the roar)
[Chorus]
Victory is life! (life!, life!)
It's what we're bred to believe (believe, believe)
Clone-born warriors, rise! (rise!, rise!)
Clone-born warriors, Rise

[Verse]
Chained to the vial, allegiance true
Bred for a purpose, our destiny thrives
 
[Pre-Chorus]
Unyielding loyalty, sworn to the fight
Brothers in arms under the pale starlight
[Chorus repeat]
Victory is life! (life!)

[guitar solo]
[verse]

Commanders call, we obey, we comply
Our hearts beat fierce, but we never cry!
Victory is Life!
It's what we're bred to believe!
 
[chorus]
Clone-born warriors, rise!
Through the fray, we're not afraid to die!

[verse]
In the shadows (the shadows)
We aim (we aim) and believe!
Our will as strong as duranium chains 

[Outro]
[Chorus]
Victory is life! Clone-born warriors, rise!
[outro]

The Polaron Album

Bred For Glory

One more day before the big show! -Captn' Nuco

[Chorus] "I got concepts of a plan!" — Old man screams, But your mind’s on spin, chasing dead-end schemes
You're just projectin', faker than Ivermectin’, Always deflectin’, but that mask is reflectin’. 
[Verse 1] Elon turned off the block, but the crowd turned off X, They tired of the noise, tired of your vex. Your veiled hate’s outdated, man, so tired, Maybe you should’ve READ the Threads before you expired. Next thing you gonna do? A GoFundMe plea, Like we didn’t see you peddlin’ nonsense for free. Hundred grand watches, but they worth like a hunny, Guess your boy Putin might actually front you the money? The dissonance thick, like you lost in the sauce, Brain's in park, and the crowd feels lost. You manipulate, dig in, facilitate the lies— But can’t administrate, yo, that’s no surprise. 
[Chorus] "I got concepts of a plan!" — Old man screams, But your mind’s on spin, chasing dead-end schemes. You're just projectin', faker than Ivermectin’, Always deflectin’, but that mask is reflectin’. 
[Verse 2] You want the seat back? Maybe hit up your friends, Yo, Mark, Rudy, & Diddy—y’all need to make amends. Wait, Epstein’s dead, can’t call that connection— Guess that’s one plug down, gone with no protection. Heritage Foundation, yeah, they got you fam, But you still shoutin' lies to cover the scam. You talk concepts, but never show your hand, Smokin’ mirrors spin like a carnival scam. Demented thoughts trapped in your own cloud game, Can’t run a nation when you stuck in your own name. You out here with twisted facts, tryna light the flame— But you can't see the future if you livin' in the shame. 
[Chorus] "I got concepts of a plan!" — Old man screams, But your mind’s on spin, chasing dead-end schemes. You're just projectin', faker than Ivermectin’, Always deflectin’, but that mask is reflectin’. 
[Verse 3] And that boy Vance? Tapdancin’ round truth, Prancin’ on stage, but can’t debate with proof. Folded at his own debate, wow, what a sight, Like a kid battlin' his teacher for recess rights. JD tossed coins, but luck ran dry, Talkin' points weak, had no alibi. Only win he got was the toss, bruh that’s light— The man faced questions and folded outta sight. How you gonna run with the same tired drill? Concepts of a plan while the crowd stands still. Man, you cling to the lies while the ship’s gettin' wrecked, You should call in some favors, but your contacts are checked. 
[Chorus] "I got concepts of a plan!" — Old man screams, But your mind’s on spin, chasing dead-end schemes. You're just projectin', faker than Ivermectin’, Always deflectin’, but that mask is reflectin’. 
[Outro] Dancin' round the facts while the whole thing burn, Watch the crowd scatter while you still won’t learn. Concepts of a plan? Nah, it’s all on rewind, Same tired ol' story — just stallin’ for time.

Chasing Illusions (I got Concepts of a plan)

Today is a good day to drop a remix. Qapla'! ⚔️

Chant of the Elders (Red Alert ReMix)

“Ride to Sto’vo’kor” resurrects a lost warrior classic with black-metal grit, roaring choirs, and a Klingon bridge worthy of Martok’s command deck. This track blends epic storytelling, ancient honor, and raw distortion into a sonic assault that launches straight into battle readiness.

For warriors. For legends. For anyone who’s ever heard the Red Alert klaxon and smiled. ~ 

Ride to Sto'vo'kor

A resurrected war chant forged in plasma and steel. Ride to Sto’vo’kor II roars back with heavier riffs, harsher drums, and lyrics sharp enough to open a hull breach. The anthem of warriors who refuse to die quietly remastered for a new age of glorious battle. ~ Charlie

Ride to Sto'vo'kor II

A deep-cut retelling of Praxis through the eyes of Sh’gog Clof: a warrior, technician, unwilling martyr. Praxis 2293 blends hard-edged hip-hop cadence with Klingon war poetry, turning disaster into legacy. ~ Charlie

Praxis 2293 - Red Alert Remix

A second strike of sonic devastation. This remix deepens the lore, amplifies the chaos, and turns the tale of Praxis into a full metal ritual. Clof’s sacrifice echoes louder than ever. ~Charlie~

Praxis ~ Red Alert Remix

If the original was the explosion, this is the shockwave. Broader orchestral soundscapes, darker tones, and a relentless march of percussion. Praxis burns again only in the Original Klingon.~Charlie~

Praxis - Red Alert Remix ~In Klingon~

Praxis 2293 ~ Red Alert Remix  ~In Klingon~

Honor is the Blade is a reborn warrior’s anthem, raw, brutal, and carved straight from the heart of the Empire. This track carries the howl of bat’leths, the roar of disruptors, and the legacy of those who stride toward Sto’vo’kor with no fear in their bones.

Sit with the Dahar Master and hear the tale of our first clash with the Gorn, fangs, fury, and the lesson that forged a generation of warriors.

Reforged for the Red Alert Remix era, this version melds classic Klingon ferocity with modern production and battlefield atmosphere.
Listen loud. Fight proud. Qapla’. ⚔️🔥
#STO #StarTrek #KlingonEmpire

Honor Is the Blade ~

Holiday Special: Don’t Eat That Tribble!

The Empire’s most chaotic holiday anthem has arrived: a seasonal warning wrapped in drums, distortion, and pure Klingon energy.

Just in time to Hurk for the Holidays, this track tells the tale of one winter feast gone horribly (and hilariously) wrong.
A simmering pot… a bold chef…
and a tribble who REALLY should not be there.

Whether you’re celebrating Kahlessmis, Targ’s Giving, or just trying to survive the Great Tribble Hunt, this song will keep the bloodwine warm and the warriors roaring.

Turn it up.
Guard your stew.
And for the love of Kahless… don’t eat that tribble.

Qapla’! ⚔️🔥
#KlingonEmpire #HolidaySpecial #StarTrek #RedAlertRemix #TribbleSeason

Holiday Special: Don't Eat that Tribble!

Born on a Dying Star, bringing music to the masses.

Captn' Nuco

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