Tune in for an auditory joyride across the galaxy with Captn' Nuco's Intergalactic Pirate Radio! This renegade transmission beams out a motley playlist of interstellar hits and underground anthems plundered from the most obscure outposts.

Whether it's searing Romulan dance grooves, primal Klingon war chants, or fresh Dom-Jot rap bangers, every track is introduced through the unfiltered banter of crusty pirate DJ Captn' Nuco and his boisterous sidekick Charlie.

From start to finish, this album captures the free-wheeling spirit of a pirate broadcast defiantly evading authority to share illicit frequencies with devoted listeners across the cosmos. An eclectic, anarchic, and utterly unique auditory experience!

Intergalactic Pirate Radio

Captn' Fact
When this was released Nausicaan violence went up 23% round the quadrant.

"It's this billiards game that Nausicaans are terrible at, yet love to bet on for some reason."
– Beckett Mariner

(Verse 1)

I'm just a Nausicaan, with a love so hot,

For a game called DomJot, it's all I got.

This Federation punk got up in my face,

I smacked him down, put him in his place!




(Chorus)

Dom-jot!




(Verse 2)

I don't mess with poker, it's weak and tame,

Spades ain't my style, they're all the same.

I'll crush 'em all, with a Nausicaan swing,

DomJot's the game, where I'll be king!




(Chorus)

Dom-jot!




(Bridge)

I'll flip the table, when I lose my cool,

DomJot's my passion, it's the golden rule.

With a bat'leth in hand, I'll take on any foe,

DomJot's the game, where I steal the show!




(Chorus)

Dom-jot!




(Outro)

So let's raise a toast, to DomJot's name,

It's the only game, where I find my fame.

To the victor goes the spoils, that's what I've been taught,

I'll reign supreme, all thanks to DomJot!




(Chorus)

Dom-jot!

Captn' Nuco's Intergalatic Pirate Radio

DomJot King

City of Dreams (Night Birds)

Okay Me, Ron and Charlie had to drain old gel packs to find this piece of gold.

Janeway's Coffee Addiction (studio cut)

Klingon Fury

[Singer]
In the depths of space, where chaos reigns,
Nausicaans prowl, in search of gains.
Their blades are sharp, their hearts are cold,
But we, Klingon warriors, stand bold.

Chorus:
For we are the sons of Kahless,
With honor, we fight, with valor, we press.
Against the Orion pirates, we'll never bend,
For the glory of the Empire, until the end.

(vocalist)
Orion pirates, with treachery and deceit,
But their cunning ways, we'll never defeat.
We'll meet them in battle, face to face,
And send them fleeing, in disgrace.

(Solo)Klingon Fury 

Chorus:
For we are the sons of Kahless,
With honor, we fight, with valor, we press.
Against the Orion pirates, we'll never bend,
For the glory of the Empire, until the end.

(vocalist)
And then there are the Pakleds, foolish and slow,
Their feeble minds, a pitiful show.
But even they, in their ignorance,
Cannot escape the Klingon vengeance.

Chorus:
For we are the sons of Kahless,
With honor, we fight, with valor, we press.
Against the Pakleds, we'll never bend,
For the glory of the Empire, until the end.

(vocalist)
With bat'leth in hand, and fire in our eyes,
We'll conquer the stars, under Klingon skies.
Romulan and Federation, they dare oppose,
But we'll show them our might, as our legacy grows.

(solo)

Chorus:
For we are the sons of Kah'less,
With honor, we fight, with valor, we press.
Against all foes, we'll never bend,
For the glory of the Empire, until the end. 
(For the glory of the Empire) 
(For the glory of the Empire) 
For the glory of the Empire...

Klingon Fury (Gorn WarGospel Choir)

Galactic Gangstars By Shran's Pulse

For those of you lacking a secondary aural canal to enjoy it in the original Klingon we lowered the volume for our human friends, Qapla'! - Charlie

(Klingon chant begins)

Batlh Daqawlu'ta'!
Qo'noS yIghojmoH!
Hurgh yIchep!

(Verse 1)
DaHjaj yIbuS, yIraQHa'!
Romulan 'ej Human chav!
QumwI'pu' jIjaHtaH!
Sopbe' je bIH ngeHtaH!

(Chorus)
Qapla'! Qapla'! Qapla'!
yIH tu'bej, ghuHmoH yIH!
Qapla'! Qapla'! Qapla'!
ghuH tlhaQpu' 'ej tujlaH!

(Verse 2)
Qu'vatlh 'ej bIQ DaSopbe'!
qoHvaD ghuH qeylIS jatlhbe'!
Humanmey Romulanpu'!
toH mIw vay'chu' tlha'chu'!

(Chorus)
Qapla'! Qapla'! Qapla'!
yIH tu'bej, ghuHmoH yIH!
Qapla'! Qapla'! Qapla'!
ghuH tlhaQpu' 'ej tujlaH!

(Bridge)
tugh yIyIv, qeylIS je'tu'lu'!
batlhDaq jIvumchoH, jIchevlu'!

(Chorus)
Qapla'! Qapla'! Qapla'!
yIH tu'bej, ghuHmoH yIH!
Qapla'! Qapla'! Qapla'!
ghuH tlhaQpu' 'ej tujlaH!

(Klingon chant fades out)
---
English

(Klingon chant begins)

Batlh Daqawlu'ta'!
Qo'noS yIghojmoH!
Hurgh yIchep!

(Verse 1)
Let us honor our past, remember our glory!
Romulans and Humans alike!
We stand united as warriors!
Strength and honor flow within us!

(Chorus)
Success! Success! Success!
We strive forward, we conquer!
Success! Success! Success!
We overcome challenges and emerge victorious!

(Verse 2)
With courage and determination we face adversity!
For the glory of Kahless we fight!
Humans and Romulans tremble!
We will not falter, we will not fail!

(Chorus)
Success! Success! Success!
We strive forward, we conquer!
Success! Success! Success!
We overcome challenges and emerge victorious!

(Bridge)
Together we rise, united under Kahless' banner!
We embrace honor, we celebrate victory!

(Chorus)
Success! Success! Success!
We strive forward, we conquer!
Success! Success! Success!
We overcome challenges and emerge victorious!

(Klingon chant fades out)

Chant Of The Elders - In Klingon (Bards of Qo'Nos)

[Intro]
From the heart of the Empire in twenty-two ninety-three.
A warrior was born, Sh'gog Clof, to smart, a technician he'll to be!

Moon of Praxis!

[Verse 1]
The technicians dismissed, too clever by half,
His path predetermined - to serve without strife,
Their "weakness" for knowledge, a warrior's mocking laugh!!
(HAHAHAHA)

Until Greed's vile reach threatened the Moon of Praxis' life!
(They Dug to Deep!)

[Chorus]
Lo' bortaS rur HoS neH! (Ride the fiery wings of death!)
Praxis' qar'a' lughaj! (Praxis' blazing wrath!)

(Moon of Praxis!)

[Verse 2]
Dilithium's did heart began to burn, (BURN, BURN)
Destruction's approach, with no chance to turn.
But Clof gathered his tribe, no pity to barter,
"Our smarts will save Qo'noS from fire and slaughter!"
Into the dilithium heart they ran haste,
Sacrificing their bodies to stop the Moon of Praxis' race to Oblivion!

(OBLIVION!)

[Chorus]
Lo' bortaS rur HoS neH!
Praxis' qar'a' lughaj!

[Chorus]
Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam! (When honor met its unending path!)
Kah'less Heir bortaHvIS! (Gained a seat by Kah'less' wrath!)

(Moon of Praxis!)

[final verse]
Though degraded for smarts,  
they gave their all, earned their seat in Sto'vo'Kor
Their sacrifice, Gorkon's Empire would prevail!

(EXPLODE!!)

Moon Of Praxis (Syngularity)

Who doesn't want a little Klingon in their life? - Nuco

[Verse 1]

qeylIS puqloD, bat'leth qaH

nIvbogh Hegh, 'oH vIghro'

Qaghmey QaQ'a' 'e' Dalo'Ha'

chaw'choHpu' lute'qu' 'ej, QaQ Ha'

vutDI' jatlhghach, Huj jIH

ghIjwI'wI''e' Qugh wo'DI'ghach

qeylIS qI'ghom ghIlpu' 'ach, Hegh qav

Sto'Vo'Qor jorDaq, ghaH wa'wI' joH
[Chorus]

Sto'Vo'Qor Daq yIvem!

qaStaHvIS Hom je moH!

Sto'Vo'Qor Daq yIvem!

QawHaq tlhIngan quv

[Verse 2]

qaSpu'DI' meqbaS tlhaQ

Huch joH, Hegh wIlI'

joH'a' wa'DIch ghaH, taHjaj

vut lujta'pu'chugh tlhegh, puqloD

meqbaSmeHvaD may'Daq, yoD

wa'DIchDaq, joH'a' Quch
[Chorus]

Sto'Vo'Qor Daq yIvem!

qaStaHvISHom yIwo'

Sto'Vo'Qor Daq yIvem!

yoDHa' wej leng lojmIt

[Bridge]

qoQ qoSpu', pe'meH janpu'
bIQtIq jatlh ghaH, chaHvo' Hegh 'ej
'ach to'wI'pu' logh lupoQ


Sto'Vo'Qor HoDlaH

lasertaq rurDaqpu', ghaH jatlh

reH HeghHom ghaHDaq qamlo'

Sto'Vo'QorDe' QachDu' Daq

joH'a' wa'DIch qIbHom je lojmIt

[Chorus]

Sto'Vo'Qor Daq yIvem!

joH'a' wej leng lojmIt

Sto'Vo'Qor Daq yIvem!

vo'vamvaD nIHbe'Hom'a' 'uH



Sto'Vo'Qor HoDlaH

lasertaq rurDaqpu', ghaH jatlh

reH HeghHom ghaHDaq qamlo'

Sto'Vo'QorDe' QachDu' Daq

joH'a' wa'DIch qIbHom je lojmIt

[Chorus]

Sto'Vo'Qor Daq yIvem!

joH'a' wej leng lojmIt

Sto'Vo'Qor Daq yIvem!

vo'vamvaD nIHbe'Hom'a' 'uH

Riders Of Sto'vo'Kor (Syngularity)

A lesson for anyone hiring a Nausicaan, pay in full or pay the price.  -Charlie

 Verse 1:
A Ferengi cheap and greedy
Never paid what he was owed
Hired a Nausicaan for safety
But then tried to run the road

Chorus:
He chased him round and round (chase!)
Kicked him in the glombas, "Pay me!" (oomph!)
Then he chased him round again (chase!)
Kicked those glombas - can't pretend! (oomph!)

Verse 2:
Ran from planet to planet
Tried to hide his latinum stash
Bodyguard was fast and furious
Finally made him pay the cash

Chorus:
He chased him round and round (chase!)
Kicked him in the glombas, "Pay me!" (oomph!)

Then he chased him round again (chase!)
Kicked those glombas - lesson learned! (oomph!)

Bridge:
You can run but can't hide
From the debts you tried to slide
Better pay the price on time
Or get kicked in the glombas, crime!

Chorus:

He chased him round and round (chase!)
Kicked him in the glombas, "Pay me!" (oomph!)
Then he chased him round again (chase!)
Kicked those glombas one more time! (oomph!)

The Glombas Kick -Syngularity ft. Captn' Kim

Today's performance brought to you by the Miles & Keiko O'Brien Heritage Foundation. The Foundation is dedicated to preserving and celebrating the rich artistic and cultural traditions from throughout the galaxy.  - Captn

The Tides of Honor - Rescue of the B'moth

Lyrics
[Chant]
KARGH! QAPLA'! Full strength, prepare!
In Iconia's shadow, we shall dare!
To the battle, let us march, unsheathed blades
Glory in victory, as the light fades!
Hoist the banner, with warrior's might
For the honor of Klingons, we fight!
[War Cry]
BortaS bir jablu'DI' reH QaQqu' nay'
Through the stars, we charge, relentless and true
Glint of bat'leth, a shimmering sight
With hearts of fire and souls of night
[Verse]
Let the sky tear open and the cosmos hear
Klingon strength and courage, enemies fear

[Verse 2]
Unyielding, we stand on the bridge to our fate
Forge on through the void, as destinies await
No retreat, no surrender, our spirits cry
Battle-hymns resounding across the sky
[Interlude]
(Distant throat singing, deep echoes of war)
A symphony of courage, through battle’s door

Iconia's Fury

Miles Suffered much to bring his to light. Thank you - Captn' Nuco

The Soldiers' March of Honor (Klingon)

"The Theme from the Halls of Sto'vo'Kor  "General Chang's rise to power and fall was the best Season hooks down. The only reason I had QuarkMax for so long!" - Capt' Nuco

The Halls of Sto'vo'kor, Chang (Klingon)

"Slop Jazz, oh great bird what a wild universe." - Nuco

Lyrics
Verse 1
Ski-bidi-bi-bu-boop-boop, my heart skips a beat

When your fungus-faced mug comes waltzing down the street
I turn off the lights to spare my eyes the sight

Of that wrinkly targ-nose shining so bright

Verse 2
That grinning maw could stop a supernova dead

With teeth so twisted, yellow and spread
But when the moonlight gleams in those beady eyes
I see fireworks more dazzling than Risian skies
Verse 3
Stibbiti-stu-doo
Stomping along with the grace of a drunken targ
Everyone scatters, afraid you'll leave warts

That's why I stick by your side through the jeers

Maybe someday your beauty will level atmospheres
[solo]

Bridge
That wheezy laugh could shatter Kahless's sword

But to my ears it's music, every snorting chord
Your voice smoother thanbal'mahk from honey springs
Yet your driving's so reckless, it gave me whiplash (and other things)
Verse 4
Ski-dil-dil-boop-dum-you-so-so-dum-ski-bidi-boom-bum

I wouldn't feed you at my mess hall, are you mad?

You'd scare the warriors back to the Klingon forbears they had

A face so blighted, even a Founder would grimace
Yet bizarrely, backwards species still find you...have grace?
Verse 5
That acid-tongued wit could dissolve tertiary umbilicals for sure

But your clothing sense was assimilated by the Borg, I'm pure!

Those horizontal ridges really bring out your...vertical smile

While your figure's so amorphous, it defies all geometric style

A Heart's Rhythmic Burn: A Slop Jazz mosaic

Interstellar Outlaw

With all that Love and Epohh tagging, I am surprised they have time to make music -Charlie

Epohh Fields of Love

Jade Embrace

For the Forefathers! only in the original Klingon! Qapla' !! - Captn'

Verse:
Hub chetvI' jIQamlIj, Qaw'vIngan jIjwI' 
naHmey qech tIq, 'oy' tonglIj je vIqom
mInDu'DajDaq puqnISmo', puq'eghrup naDqu'  
'ach tlhIngan wamwI'pu' wIjchugh, puchpa'qu'

Chorus:
naDQa' Khaless ramey'rup
batlh'e' mach, batlh'e' 'unchugh  
'orIyon porI'ngan, vIvIghachmajqu'
tlhIngan wo' ramey'rup, bIngDaq rav ghoqtan

(ghuHmoH 'ej SIrmoH)

Verse:  
'orIyon porI'ngan, chol 'ej ghojmoH 
mu'qIj mungl'IjDu'DajDaq, mujpa'munqu'wIjqu'
batlh'e' vImach, mIqpu'qu'  
'ej pIrIq'e' vIqambejQo', batlh ghoghqu'

Chorus:
naDQa' Khaless ramey'rup  
batlh'e' mach, batlh'e' 'unchugh
'orIyon porI'ngan, vIvIghachmajqu' 
tlhIngan wo' ramey'rup, bIngDaq rav ghoqtan

(ghuHmoH)

(SIrmoH)

Verse:  
'ach paghled bej, mup 'ej nuj
mI'pu'ghach, HIjmeH je'  
'ach leghbIj, tlhIngan vIghaj'a'
muv'obwI' je, batlh vIHar majpu'

Chorus: 
batlh rav ghoQtanlu'rup, ghInjaj ram 
Khaless lupu' 'ej Sup, cha' maj raD
tlhIngan Hey'qu', cha' Daq munHa'qu'
T'Kuvma' ramey mup, cha' chel 'aw' 

Verse:
betleh 'ej batlh 'ejyo', cha' ghoghvoq  
woQqar 'ej Hub burr Hoch, tlhIngan Dun  
romulusngan 'ej 'olnaranmey, choquvmoH  
'ach batlh choquvrup, ramey'e' majnen!

(Solo)

Chorus:
naDQa' Khaless ramey'rup  
batlh'e' mach, batlh'e' 'unchugh
loQ mI'ravqo', vIvIghachmajqu'  
tlhIngan wo' ramey'rup, bIngDaq rav ghoqtan

(tlhIngan wo' ramey'rup)
(tlhIngan wo' ramey'rup)
tlhIngan wo' ramey'rup...

Verse:
Sup 'ej nISchugh ghubDu', cha' ramey QIr 
tIr poQmey je pawIjDaq, Hub jIHvaD
HomchughHa' 'ej bo'rI'ngan, chuchwIj ram  
tlhIngan batlh ghoStan, loQ muHIvqu'choHQo'

Bridge:  
Hub 'ej Hub rInmey, chetvI' cha' yo'bej
ghawran potlhmeymaj So'nI' 'ej batlh QIr
chetvI', batlhrameypu' 'ay', lupnIS QIr  
batlh ram, Qun vI'Ip cha' naj

'ach tlhInganpu' puchqu'wIj ram   
chetvI' muHIvmoHwI' SubyIr  
tlhIngan wo' ramey, bIngDaq rav ghoqtan  
larhpIn 'e' ghIH, loQ puchtachchugh

Chorus:
naDQa' Qalh Khaless ramey'rup
batlhramey'rup, 'ej loQmI' vIHarmajpu'  
batlh'e' mach, batlh'e' 'unchugh  
tlhIngan wo' ramey'rup, bIngDaq rav ghoqtan

Klingon Fury - Galactic Onslaught (Klingon)

Lyrics
[Verse]
In the depths of space, where chaos reigns,
Nausicaans prowl, in search of gains.
Their blades are sharp, their hearts are cold,
But we, Klingon warriors, stand bold.

Chorus:
For we are the sons of Kahless,
With honor, we fight, with valor, we press.
Against the Orion pirates, we'll never bend,
For the glory of the Empire, until the end.
(Guitar and drum Solo)

(verse)
Orion pirates, with treachery and deceit,
But their cunning ways, we'll never defeat.
We'll meet them in battle, face to face,
And send them fleeing, in disgrace.

(Chorus)
For we are the sons of Kahless,
With honor, we fight, with valor, we press.
Against the Orion pirates, we'll never bend,
For the glory of the Empire, until the end

(verse)
And then there are the Pakleds, foolish and slow,
Their feeble minds, a pitiful show.
But even they, in their ignorance,
Cannot escape the Klingon vengeance.

Chorus:
We rise with the fury of a thousand suns,
Kahless' spirit in our veins, it runs.
Through the galaxy, our warcries extend,
For T'Kuvma's legacy, we will defend.

[verse]
With bat'leth in hand, and fire in our eyes,
We'll conquer the stars, under Klingon skies!
Romulan and Federation, they dare oppose,
But we'll show them our might, as our legacy grows!

(solo)

[Chorus]
For we are the sons of Kah'less,
With honor, we fight, with valor, we press.
Against all foes, we'll never bend,
For the glory of the Empire, until the end

(For the glory of the Empire) 
(For the glory of the Empire) 
For the glory of the Empire...
(verse)

[Bridge]
Through stardust and void, our battle hymns pierce,
Their echoes resounding, the universe hears.
Let cowards and conquerors alike be aware,
The Klingon Empire's wrath, none can compare.

(Verse)
Betwixt the stars, our enemies hide,
But in cloaked ships, we'll hunt them far and wide.
Their fate is sealed, the end is near,
Klingon courage is what they'll fear.

(Bridge)
Empire's might, through the cosmos it spreads,
A saga of blood, for which history treads.

In the void, the battle's roar
Thirst for conquest sparks the war
Our cries echo through darkened space
With a lust for victory, we brace

[Chorus]
We are the sons, the sons of Kah'less
Our wrath, unleashed, our foes confess

Symphany of the Fallen

Klingon Fury - Galactic Onslaught

[verse]
In stars (in stars)
In void (in void)
In battle's roar (the roar)
[Chorus]
Victory is life! (life!, life!)
It's what we're bred to believe (believe, believe)
Clone-born warriors, rise! (rise!, rise!)
Clone-born warriors, Rise

[Verse]
Chained to the vial, allegiance true
Bred for a purpose, our destiny thrives
 
[Pre-Chorus]
Unyielding loyalty, sworn to the fight
Brothers in arms under the pale starlight
[Chorus repeat]
Victory is life! (life!)

[guitar solo]
[verse]

Commanders call, we obey, we comply
Our hearts beat fierce, but we never cry!
Victory is Life!
It's what we're bred to believe!
 
[chorus]
Clone-born warriors, rise!
Through the fray, we're not afraid to die!

[verse]
In the shadows (the shadows)
We aim (we aim) and believe!
Our will as strong as duranium chains 

[Outro]
[Chorus]
Victory is life! Clone-born warriors, rise!
[outro]

The Polaron Album

Bred For Glory

Born on a Dying Star, bringing music to the masses.