inVeterates are a four piece indie-rock band from Surrey. Sometimes we try to make music but for the most part, we're much better at making ridiculous videos. Formerly a swedish death metal band, inVeterates traded in their Viking boats for hipster face stubble.

We're influenced by the music of The Smiths, Weezer, The Pixies and we spend a great deal of time discussing conspiracy theories.

Our Guitarist/Vocalist Steve "Fingers" Brown not only possesses the looks of a chiseled Greek deity, but is also a self proclaimed theoretical kitten flight path navigator. Steve is a vegetarian, has green fingers and probably a collection of fancy trousers he's not letting us in on.

Adam "The Legs" Rigby hits things with sticks to great effect, has blonde curls and was Rapunzel in a previous life. He spent his early years in an orphanage before joining a rag-tag troupe of thieves, surviving the mean streets of London picking a pocket (or two)

Myles "Sound investment" Dawson claims to play bass guitar and enjoys electronic synthesis, but mostly spends his times on the sunny shores of Costa Rica sipping on hooch he mixed up in a bathtub. If he was to buy a coffee, it would be a caramel latte - served up by Dermot O'Leary.

Dave "Atomic Kitten" Griffiths embodies guitar and vocals with finesse and poise, you'll find him teaching aqua aerobics to the over 65's in Butlins' holiday parks across our great nation.

If you enjoy listening to our music as much as we like performing it, you'd be floating on a cloud of whimsy every time you hear us.

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