[Not canon to Ultimus Tourney.]

LOG ADDED: 9/10/21

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Noted By: Scrimblo Bimblo 

Wahoo! It's me, your favorite platformer mole friend, Scrimblo Bimblo!

The current subject was an asshole. A genuine asshole. Fucking assaholic bitch. He didn't do much to retaliate really, just as we escorted him in he gave us a matter of several flattering insults (all delivered in rap, of course). He did struggle a bit when it came to the door, trying to push us away, after a small struggle we managed to kick him in though. 

Altough it latched onto his leg almost instantly, it took a long while for it to work it's way up. Like a snake the noise crawled it's way up his body, his insults growing in desperacy as it grew higher and higher. He tried to break free, but it's grip was rock solid. It was hard, watching him break as the static engulfed him, but that's what this job entails I suppose. The last thing we saw was his screaming face underneath his helmet, him unsuccessfully trying to claw it off the glass. 

Once the static subsided back, the clone was.. strange... It spoke in entirely quotes from the song, although little bits of the original astronaut's personality remained, he was like a spliced up melting pot of his former self. Unable to talk coherently, and extremely horrible social capabilities. We'll keep logs on him for sure. End Log.

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Sources:
- Songs by Masked Wolf
- Songs related to Astronauts, or Space Exploration
- Songs related to The Ocean, or Bodies Of Water
- 2020s Rap Songs, as well as 2021 Popular Tiktok Trend Songs

Original:
- Let's Go - Stuck In The Sound (Astronauts/Space Exploration)
- Astronaut In The Ocean - Masked Wolf (All Sources)
- Into The Ocean - Blue October (Ocean)
- Driver's License - Olivia Rodrigo (2021 TikTok Trends)
- Water Walkin' - Masked Wolf (Masked Wolf/Bodies of Water)
- Astronaut - Simple Plan (Astronauts/Space Exploration)
- Lemonade - Internet Money (2021 TikTok Trends/2020s Rap)

Call That Mental Freeze [experiment: astronaut in the ocean]

[hiya!! i'm penny!! welcome to my sc!!]
[she/nya/mew + other cat-themed neos]
[pfp art by pepperpixel]

Part 2: @carmelpart2 
Owner of LFAD2 and Dicey Tumble, as well as Fortnite: Mash Jam Royale
pfp by Koishie
My first album, NOISED is out now. I would like to say, I do not endorse the creator's actions. https://carmel2.bandcamp.com/album/noised

Call That Mental Freeze [experiment: astronaut in the ocean]

Carmel (OLD ACCOUNT, FOLLOW PART 2)