Track by @e-twoup
Art by @bruhset

Team Fortress 2 - Main Theme (Valve)
Taio Cruz - Dynamite (Explosives)
LMFAO ft. Lil Jon - Shots (Alcohol)
My Hero Academia - Odd Future (Time/Action-Based Anime)
JJBA - Sono Chi no Sadame (JJBA)
TF2 SFX

Victory - Sticky Queen

Title: CHANCE Results Buildup
Arranger(s): phase#0867
Art: @DFX#2095
SOURCES:
Daft Punk - Harder Better Faster Stronger
Daft Punk - Human After All
Ylvis - What Does The Fox Say?
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Salutations, audience. This is FAUX speaking, here to remind that for the bracket and beyond, we are officially moving to our second account at https://soundcloud.com/chance_second_impact . By following this, you'll be able to see the latest and greatest from our team.

In addition, we have decided to release the regular version of our results buildup early. As of today, we're over 3/4's done with WR1 and are getting close to the finish line in terms of preparations. We aim to get started soon- give us a little more time and we'll show you that we're something special.

Until then, I'll be seeing you later.

-FAUX

[CHECK DESC.] CHANCE Results Buildup

This track was made by: @carmelfunny
This artpiece was made by: ender#3711
Discord Server Link: discord.gg/RYegjnaVkS
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[BRASIL]

Coming in hot from a door of light, the sensation of Faraway and Brazil alike, BRASIL pushes into Hunter Exam! This photographer & gardener turned professional Brazilian jokester is ready for the rematch, and his sources of RPGMaker and Brazilian ancestry certainly enforce that. Don't get lost by this hotshot's side, and maybe he'll prove that any phobia can be overcome with just the right kind of Brazilian comedy and true hope!

- Songs from RPGMaker Games, and songs by OMORI Composers [THIS INCLUDES THE JUKEBOX MUSICIANS, BUT NO TOBY FOX]
(OMORI, Yume Nikki, Lisa the Painful, Oneshot)
(bo en, Slime Girls, Clover & Sealife, TOFIE, Voia, flashygoodness)

- The MPB genre, and Brazilian Shitposting / Memes
(Tim Maia, Chico Buarque, Gilberto Gil, Roberto Carlos)
(Rap Do Ovo, Tá Tranquilo Tá Favoravel, Tava No Fluxo, Deixa Os Garoto Brincar)

- Songs related to Flowers and Gardening/Gardens
(Flower Garden, Where This Flower Blooms, Red Like Roses, Mutazione)

- Songs related to Photos and Photography
(Photograph - Nickleback, I Turn My Camera On, Pokemon Snap!, Fatal Frame)
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Original Sources:
- I Think My Dad Shops Here - OMORI (OMORI)
- Create A Fighter - Photo Dojo (Photography)
- Não Quero Dinheiro - Tim Maia (MPB)

This Shop Only Accepts Love Currency.

[Not canon to Ultimus Tourney.]

LOG ADDED: 9/10/21

-start

Subject: Coach Buzzcut
Noted by: Scurvy J. Biscuit

So off the bat immediately, this man was at no point intended to be a subject. Perhaps through dumb luck, or maybe sheer mortal fucking will, he managed to find his way into our clutches. Fellow members such as myself attest that he overpowered them with voice alone, shouting about reproductive organs and contorting his body in strange ways as he walked through [REDACTED].

Right, the white noise. . . As for the "subject's" exposure to the white noise, it was bafflingly swift. He expressed no signs of pain to any effect, though did seem to be heavily hallucinating, yelling at people that simply were not there, once again regarding sexual organs and bodily functions associated with them. Once he seemed well and done with his routine, he was devoured by the white noise.

As amoral or against policy as it may be, I must admit that the copy that came out was endlessly entertaining. Whereas prior, the man who we would learn to be named "Coach Buzzcut", prior citizen of [REDACTED], had some semblance of sanity and motive left in him, aggressive yet still coherent, his copy was entirely different.

His copy was in a way, an incredibly flanderized replica of himself, now constantly making noise and inhumanly moving around, yelling far more, and somehow managing to be more crass. Further study is required, though I believe that I may need to [REDACTED] in order to [REDACTED]. End Log.

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Sources
- Songs from or featured in Beavis & Butthead
- American Adult Animation Originals
- Songs related to School & Education
- Songs with Ironic Sexual Themes

Original:
- Separate Ways - Journey (Featured in B&B [In The ''Talking About The Penis'' Episode])
- Bojack's Theme - Bojack Horseman (Adult Animation)
- Robot Hell - Futurama (Adult Animation)
- Another Brick In The Wall - Pink Floyd (School)
- Madness 6 - Riddle School (School)
- Say Good-Bye - Sex 2 (Ironic Sexual Content)
- Iraq Lobster - Family Guy (Adult Animation)
- School - Deltarune (School)
- Principal's Office - Young MC (School/Featured in B&B)
- Coach Buzzcut & School Bell SFX

We'll Be Talking About Our Lives   [experiment - coach buzzcut]

[Not canon to Ultimus Tourney.]

LOG ADDED: 9/10/21

-start

Subject: The Pixies
Noted By: Scurvy J. Biscuit

So. We're here again. Honestly I'm starting to think that they don't want me here because I keep "throwing your personal distastes into the white noise". Yknow what? Fuck you! This is science, we're doing SCIENCE. THIS IS RESEARCH YOU [DATA EXPUNGED] . . .

Anyways, the pixies. Weird set of them, one of them looks like [REDACTED]. Prior to exposure they just wouldn't shut up, and it was getting on my nerves. Me and Timmy Turner are already on thin ice after I drowned him but this is too far. These guys were super loud up until they got slurped up, and this was probably the longest time it has ever taken. I left to go sleep and when I came back in the morning they were still going.

After they got fully dealt with by the static shitstorm, what came out was strange. If you've ever accidentally played a vinyl like a turntable, you'll know what I'm talking about. It was like a weird. DJ mix of their stupid song. Reminds me of [REDACTED], Honestly. Regardless, the copies were somehow louder and less appealing to the ears, but didn't move as much. They stayed in static pose for a pretty long time, like cardboard cutouts with a shitty tape recorder playing their mixtape was slapped onto the back. In conclusion, I should really clean this up before the soda bear finds me. End Log

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Sources
- Songs featured in Nicktoons
- Songs by Methodman & Redman, and other 90s Hip-Hop Songs
- Songs related to Dopplegangers and Clones
- Songs related to Phones/Calling

Original:
- Built For This - Method Man ft. 2Pac, Ice Cube & Eazy-E (Methodman/90s Hip Hop)
- Calling - The World Ends With You (Phones)
- It Was A Good Day - Ice Cube (90s Hip Hop)
- The Real Slim Shady - Eminem (Dopplegangers)
- Pixies Rap - The Fairly Oddparents (All Sources)
- Where Is The Fun - The Fairly Oddparents (All Sources)

Since The 1960s [experiment: the pixies]

[Not canon to Ultimus Tourney.]

LOG ADDED: 9/10/21

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Subject: MudaeBot
Noted By: Julie [Carmel]

I assume it's time, then. For starters, hi, I'm Julie, mostly known as Carmel around the [REDACTED] community. Scurvy isn't here for this one, given he almost jumped into the white noise from seeing this subject, complaining about 'months of grinding' or something. Weirdo.

So, the subject in question. Mudaebot takes the form of an anime highschool girl, but is actually a bot included in a social media site known as ''Discord''. Pretty crazy, huh? As a bot, she can't emote unless told or programmed to. So this would technically be pretty easy to do, right?

It quickly proved to be more challenging than expected, as the subject was told she was going to [REDACTED], she started to get overly... nervous? As stated beforehand, she can't emote unless programmed to, so did some sick bastard implant something in her that made her feel this way towards [REDACTED]? It's certainly a possibility that could be explored later.

When it was time, she was engulfed by the white noise, seemingly mildly struggling. The copy that came out seemed aloof, and unaware of me, or the white noise itself. It simply up and left, leaving behind a trail of scrap metal.

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Sources
- Songs from Slice Of Life Anime
- Songs from Gacha Games
- Songs related to Social Media, or from Games on Social Media Platforms
- Songs related to Robots

Originals:
- Nagato No Kokuhaku - The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya (Slice Of Life Anime)
- Zen Garden - Plants VS. Zombies (Games on Social Media Platforms)
- I Want You Everyday - Cookie Run: Ovenbreak (Gacha Games)
- Splash Free! - Free! (Slice Of Life Anime)
- Incoming Call - Discord (Social Media)

$help  [experiment: mudaebot]

[Not canon to Ultimus Tourney.]

LOG ADDED: 9/10/21

-start

Subject: Daffy Duck
Noted By: Chloe "Axci" Cos

Okay, so, uh, to start. I kinda have no clue how to do this?? My higher ups just left me a note to throw someone at the blurry motherfucker in the cage. I just kinda grabbed this duck I found and began preparations.

He was surprisingly resilient before getting there, actually. Kept slipping out of my grasp, but I guess I was the only person there. I did my homework on toonforce after a series of animated gags involving Daffy coming out on top. I decided to, uh, not care. Eventually it worked. Maybe the powers that be decided I had enough time being the underdog?

It was a different story once he got in the chamber. We threw him  in and immediately closed the door, but that duck was hasty. Not hasty enough, though. Get this; he ran just quick enough that when the door shut, it caught his penis inbetween; or, at least, that was what he screamed out in agony about. I don't think he... actually has a dick. Either way though, we unleashed the Noise, and began the penishment; it was quick like lightning, probably because of Daffy's overextending mind.

After a few minutes, the Noise subsided, and left behind a writhing Daffy, making erratic quacks and complaints about his penis. I looked over. He still didn't have one. Nonetheless, we threw him put with the others. I doubt Mr. Buzzcut will like this one... End Log.
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Sources:
- Songs from or related to Looney Tunes & Slapstick Content
- Songs from the Parappa the Rapper Franchise, or otherwise classified as VGM Rap
- Songs related to Waterfowl 
- Songs related to Cars and Doors

Original:
- The Pyramids Of Mars - Looney Tunes: Space Race (Looney Tunes)
- I Thlammed My Penis In The Car Door - KoltJolt (All Sources)
- Soul - MadWorld (VGM Rap)
- Chop Chop Master Onion Rap - Parappa The Rapper (Parappa)
- Moon - Ducktales Remastered (Waterfowl)
- 1000 Doors - The Living Tombstone ft. BSlick & Crusher-P (Doors)
- Grilled Cheese - Merry Melodies (Looney Tunes)
- Life Is A Highway - Rascal Flatts (Cars)
- Car Rap - Parappa The Rapper (Parappa/Cars)
- White Noise SFX

Nothing More To Teach You [experiment: daffy duck]

[Not canon to Ultimus Tourney.]

LOG ADDED: 9/10/21

-start

Subject: Dracula
Noted By: Jonathan

Hey Drac, what’s up dude. I really didn’t wanna do this man, but you wouldn’t let me bang Mavis, so it’s your fault. Like actually though we had a kid already, why the hell are you disallowing me from banging her, what is wrong with you?

Anyways, this subject was incredibly resilient, which comes as no surprise considering who he is. He refused to enter the white noise, and it was extremely difficult to force him, as I am nothing more than a meager scrawny white boy. Eventually I told him if he walked into it, people would stop saying “bleh bleh bleh” when meeting him. Not sure how that one worked out.

Once entering the chamber, it was a slow and painful process. Drac really isn’t the brightest, so the white noise was in no rush to finish him off. Eventually, after many slow painful hours, the white noise subsides. Drac was left as a fidgeting mess that could only say bleh bleh bleh and talking about banging his daughter. So really, not all that much has changed. End Log.

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Sources:
- Songs from Sony Pictures Animated Movies, and Adam Sandler Media
- Songs related to Hotels
- Songs related to Vampires/Bats
- Non-VGM Songs about the Undead

Original:
- Simon Belmont's Theme - Super Castlevania IV (Vampires)
- Back In Black - AC/DC (Sony Pictures [The Smurfs])
- The Zing Song - Hotel Transylvania (All Sources)
- Divine Bloodlines - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (Vampires)
- Living Dead Girl - Rob Zombie (Non-VGM Undead)
- What The Hell Happened To Me - Adam Sandler (Adam Sandler)
- Hotel - Undertale (Hotels)
- Hotel California - Eagles (Hotels)

No More Banging Your Daughter  [experiment: dracula]

Track: @abluetomato
Character Art: Alluma
Character Represented: Takumi Fujiwara

- Songs from Initial D
(Running in the 90's, Deja Vu, Gas Gas Gas)
- Songs in the Eurobeat genre
(Go to the Top, Kingdom of Rock, Adrenaline)
- Songs related to racing
(F-Zero, Cars, Ridge Racer)

Songs Used:
Sheryl Crow - Real Gone (Racing)
Manuel - Gas Gas Gas (Initial D)
Dr. Love - Don't Stand So Close (Initial D)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
discord.gg/eyuxVS4

Real Gone

[Voting has closed!]

Track by @wickedwiggitydawhg
Characters Represented: Sooty, The Revisited
SOOTY: "...Hey, you're pretty alright! Wanna meet for coffee sometime?"
WILLOW: "... yeah, I think that'd be really nice. You're one funky dude, man."

I Don't Feel Like Dancin' - The Scissor Sisters [Alt. Rock]
Four Guys - The Beatles [Sampling/Alt. Rock/Rock Band (Samples Band On The Run)]
Stickerbrush Symphony - DKC2: Diddy's Quest [Primates]
Down With The King - Good Kid [Indie Rock/Primates]
Turn The Lights Off - Tally Hall [Indie Rock]
Say It Ain't So - Weezer [Rock Band/Alt. Rock]
Sugar, We're Going Down Swingin' - Fall Out Boy [Alt. Rock]
Workinonit - J Dilla [Sampling/Classic Funk (Samples Worst Band In the World by 10cc)]
The Top - Ken Blast [Eurobeat]
ECNALUMBA - They Might Be Giants [Alt. Rock]
Through The Fire and the Flames - Dragonforce [Rock Band]
All Hail the Fishmen - LISA: The Painful [Sampling????]
September - Earth, Wind & Fire [Classic Funk]


https://soundcloud.com/flying-high-2farp/hiya/s-ePCbPjUNUkg

[SOOTY VS. VISITED PHASE 2] I Don't Feel The Symphony

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TAKUMI: W- What?! They pulled out the roof of my car! Just keep driving, I have to get away!
GIANT ENEMY CRAB: { B b k B k k B t K } (Hehe, this race is fun!!!)
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Track: @carmelfunny
Art: @beat5kids, Alluma
Characters Represented: Giant Enemy Duo, Takumi Fujiwara

Giant Enemy Duo's Sources:
- Songs associated with Feudal Japan
(Genji 2: Days of the Blade, Burned Tower, YASUKE)
- Songs featuring beatboxing
(Cartoon Beatbox Battles, Mirrors, Supersonic)
- Songs related to Jerma985
(Rats Birthday Mixtape, Pirate Marching Band, jermaBars)
- Songs related to spiders, crustaceans, and giant enemies
(Spider Dance, Crab Rave, Kaiju Media)

Takumi Fujiwara's Sources:
- Songs from Initial D
(Running in the 90's, Deja Vu, Gas Gas Gas)
- Songs in the Eurobeat genre
(Go to the Top, Kingdom of Rock, Adrenaline)
- Songs related to racing
(F-Zero, Cars, Ridge Racer)

Sources:
Mute City - Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Takumi - Racing)
Initial D - Hero Samurai (Both - Feudal Japan / Initial D)
Total Drama - Harold Beatboxing (GED - Beatboxing)
Mario Kart Wii - Coconut Mall (Takumi - Racing)
Attack On Titan - Guren No Yumiya (GED - Giant Enemies)
fast jerma vs purple alien - Purple Alien Theme (GED - Jerma)
DJ Command - Spider's Blood (Both - Spiders, Feudal Japan / Eurobeat)
Joe Woody - bigmac drive thru rap (GED - Beatboxing)
Noisestorm - Crab Rave (GED - Crustaceans)
Initial D - Running In The 90's (Takumi - Initial D)
Family Guy - Iraq Lobster (GED - Crustaceans)
quagsirus - Sussy Eurobeat (Both - Jerma / Eurobeat)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
discord.gg/eyuxVS4

[LR4 M4] Phase 2 ~ The Euro[BEAT]Box Experience

Part 2: @carmelpart2 
Owner of LFAD2 and Dicey Tumble, as well as Fortnite: Mash Jam Royale
pfp by Koishie
My first album, NOISED is out now. I would like to say, I do not endorse the creator's actions. https://carmel2.bandcamp.com/album/noised

$help [experiment: mudaebot]

Carmel (OLD ACCOUNT, FOLLOW PART 2)

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