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RIGBY: Now that we're done here... can you show us your robber car?

MORDECAI & RIGBY - 74.8% (240 Votes)
LUPIN THE THIRD - 25.2% (81 Votes)

[WR3 M2 Results] Lupin the Third vs. Mordecai & Rigby

Track by @e-twoup
Art by @bruhset

Team Fortress 2 - Main Theme (Valve)
Taio Cruz - Dynamite (Explosives)
LMFAO ft. Lil Jon - Shots (Alcohol)
My Hero Academia - Odd Future (Time/Action-Based Anime)
JJBA - Sono Chi no Sadame (JJBA)
TF2 SFX

Victory - Sticky Queen

VOTE NOW!!
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PEACOCK: Kidnap any of my friends and you'll be going BOOM BOOM, bucko!
LUPIN THE THIRD: Just how many explosives can you fit in there?!
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Track: @phase999
Art: twitter.com/DrawinDev
Characters Represented: Lupin the Third, Peacock

Lupin the Third's Sources:
- Songs from the Lupin the Third franchise
(Theme From Lupin III, Zenigata March, Super Hero)
- Songs related to riches and thievery
(Whales, Persona 5, BOOGIE)
- Songs from film noir media, or in the noir jazz genre
(Wild Side, Double Indemnity, The Big Sleep)

Peacock's Sources:
- Songs from games developed by Lab Zero and Future Club
(Skullgirls, Indivisible)
- Songs from indie fighting games
(Rivals of Aether, Brawlhalla, Lethal League)
- Songs from media inspired by the rubberhose/Fleischer style
(Cuphead, SOXNSANDALS, Betty Boop)
- Songs composed by Michiru Yamane
(Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Aria of Sorrow, Harmony of Dissonance)

Sources Used:
Skullgirls - Unfinished Business (Both - Noir Jazz / Michiru Yamane, /Lab Zero/Future Club)
SEAMO - Lupin The Fire (Lupin - Lupin the Third Franchise)
Yuji Ohno - Lupin The Third Theme (Lupin - Lupin the Third Franchise)
Lupin The Third The First - The Bubble Ball (Lupin - Lupin the 3rd Franchise)
Lupin The Third - Super Hero (Lupin - Lupin the Third Franchise)
Charles Mingus - Goodbye Pork Pie Hat (Noir Jazz)
The Weeknd - False Alarm (Thievery)
Rhythm Thief - The Real Chevalier Diabolique (Thievery)
Skullgirls - The Legend Of The Skull Heart (Peacock - Michiru Yamane, Lab Zero/Future Club)
Skullgirls - Skull Heart Arrhythmia (Peacock - Michiru Yamane, Lab Zero/Future Club)
Rivals Of Aether - Fire's Last Hope (Peacock - Indie Fighters)
Bignic -  Scream (Peacock - Indie Fighters)
Clover - Still Dancing (Peacock - Rubberhose)
Clover - Karma (Peacock - Rubberhose)
Rockit Gaming - Roll or Die (Peacock - Rubberhose)
Cerebrawl - Please Call The Police (Peacock - Indie Fighters)
Charlie Puth - Bettie Boop [Blan Kato Remix] (Peacock - Rubberhose)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
discord.gg/eyuxVS4

[LR4 M2] Fire Under The Bridge

[Not canon to Ultimus Tourney.]

LOG ADDED: 9/10/21

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Subject: The Pixies
Noted By: Scurvy J. Biscuit

So. We're here again. Honestly I'm starting to think that they don't want me here because I keep "throwing your personal distastes into the white noise". Yknow what? Fuck you! This is science, we're doing SCIENCE. THIS IS RESEARCH YOU [DATA EXPUNGED] . . .

Anyways, the pixies. Weird set of them, one of them looks like [REDACTED]. Prior to exposure they just wouldn't shut up, and it was getting on my nerves. Me and Timmy Turner are already on thin ice after I drowned him but this is too far. These guys were super loud up until they got slurped up, and this was probably the longest time it has ever taken. I left to go sleep and when I came back in the morning they were still going.

After they got fully dealt with by the static shitstorm, what came out was strange. If you've ever accidentally played a vinyl like a turntable, you'll know what I'm talking about. It was like a weird. DJ mix of their stupid song. Reminds me of [REDACTED], Honestly. Regardless, the copies were somehow louder and less appealing to the ears, but didn't move as much. They stayed in static pose for a pretty long time, like cardboard cutouts with a shitty tape recorder playing their mixtape was slapped onto the back. In conclusion, I should really clean this up before the soda bear finds me. End Log

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Sources
- Songs featured in Nicktoons
- Songs by Methodman & Redman, and other 90s Hip-Hop Songs
- Songs related to Dopplegangers and Clones
- Songs related to Phones/Calling

Original:
- Built For This - Method Man ft. 2Pac, Ice Cube & Eazy-E (Methodman/90s Hip Hop)
- Calling - The World Ends With You (Phones)
- It Was A Good Day - Ice Cube (90s Hip Hop)
- The Real Slim Shady - Eminem (Dopplegangers)
- Pixies Rap - The Fairly Oddparents (All Sources)
- Where Is The Fun - The Fairly Oddparents (All Sources)

Since The 1960s [experiment: the pixies]

[Not canon to Ultimus Tourney.]

LOG ADDED: 9/10/21

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Subject: MudaeBot
Noted By: Julie [Carmel]

I assume it's time, then. For starters, hi, I'm Julie, mostly known as Carmel around the [REDACTED] community. Scurvy isn't here for this one, given he almost jumped into the white noise from seeing this subject, complaining about 'months of grinding' or something. Weirdo.

So, the subject in question. Mudaebot takes the form of an anime highschool girl, but is actually a bot included in a social media site known as ''Discord''. Pretty crazy, huh? As a bot, she can't emote unless told or programmed to. So this would technically be pretty easy to do, right?

It quickly proved to be more challenging than expected, as the subject was told she was going to [REDACTED], she started to get overly... nervous? As stated beforehand, she can't emote unless programmed to, so did some sick bastard implant something in her that made her feel this way towards [REDACTED]? It's certainly a possibility that could be explored later.

When it was time, she was engulfed by the white noise, seemingly mildly struggling. The copy that came out seemed aloof, and unaware of me, or the white noise itself. It simply up and left, leaving behind a trail of scrap metal.

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Sources
- Songs from Slice Of Life Anime
- Songs from Gacha Games
- Songs related to Social Media, or from Games on Social Media Platforms
- Songs related to Robots

Originals:
- Nagato No Kokuhaku - The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya (Slice Of Life Anime)
- Zen Garden - Plants VS. Zombies (Games on Social Media Platforms)
- I Want You Everyday - Cookie Run: Ovenbreak (Gacha Games)
- Splash Free! - Free! (Slice Of Life Anime)
- Incoming Call - Discord (Social Media)

$help  [experiment: mudaebot]

[Not canon to Ultimus Tourney.]

LOG ADDED: 9/10/21

-start

Subject: Daffy Duck
Noted By: Chloe "Axci" Cos

Okay, so, uh, to start. I kinda have no clue how to do this?? My higher ups just left me a note to throw someone at the blurry motherfucker in the cage. I just kinda grabbed this duck I found and began preparations.

He was surprisingly resilient before getting there, actually. Kept slipping out of my grasp, but I guess I was the only person there. I did my homework on toonforce after a series of animated gags involving Daffy coming out on top. I decided to, uh, not care. Eventually it worked. Maybe the powers that be decided I had enough time being the underdog?

It was a different story once he got in the chamber. We threw him  in and immediately closed the door, but that duck was hasty. Not hasty enough, though. Get this; he ran just quick enough that when the door shut, it caught his penis inbetween; or, at least, that was what he screamed out in agony about. I don't think he... actually has a dick. Either way though, we unleashed the Noise, and began the penishment; it was quick like lightning, probably because of Daffy's overextending mind.

After a few minutes, the Noise subsided, and left behind a writhing Daffy, making erratic quacks and complaints about his penis. I looked over. He still didn't have one. Nonetheless, we threw him put with the others. I doubt Mr. Buzzcut will like this one... End Log.
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Sources:
- Songs from or related to Looney Tunes & Slapstick Content
- Songs from the Parappa the Rapper Franchise, or otherwise classified as VGM Rap
- Songs related to Waterfowl 
- Songs related to Cars and Doors

Original:
- The Pyramids Of Mars - Looney Tunes: Space Race (Looney Tunes)
- I Thlammed My Penis In The Car Door - KoltJolt (All Sources)
- Soul - MadWorld (VGM Rap)
- Chop Chop Master Onion Rap - Parappa The Rapper (Parappa)
- Moon - Ducktales Remastered (Waterfowl)
- 1000 Doors - The Living Tombstone ft. BSlick & Crusher-P (Doors)
- Grilled Cheese - Merry Melodies (Looney Tunes)
- Life Is A Highway - Rascal Flatts (Cars)
- Car Rap - Parappa The Rapper (Parappa/Cars)
- White Noise SFX

Nothing More To Teach You [experiment: daffy duck]

[Not canon to Ultimus Tourney.]

LOG ADDED: 9/10/21

-start

Subject: Soos
Noted By: Soos

Hey dudes, I'm being consumed by the white noise. It's awesome. There's a staticy hole in my stomach. So cool. AHDHSAHSHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. 

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Sources:
- Songs from Disney XD Media
- Songs from Mystery Media
- Songs related to Shops, Shopkeepers and Selling
- Songs related to Things Soos Probably Likes 

[in a more literal sense, the last source is Dating Sims & Among Us]

Original:
- deCIPHER - Madame Macabre (Disney XD / Mystery)
- Tourist Trapped Intro - Gravity Falls (Disney XD / Mystery)
- Ready As I'll Ever Be - Tangled (Disney XD)
- No Big Deal - Amphibia (Disney XD)
- The Umbrella Salesman - Steampianist ft. Vocaloid Oliver (Shops)
- Your Reality - Doki Doki Literature Club (Things Soos Probably Likes)
- Ain't Got Rhythm - Phineas and Ferb (Disney XD)
- Opening - Gravity Falls (Disney XD / Mystery)
- A Singular, Very Well-Hidden Among Us SFX (Mystery/Things Soos Probably Likes)

Seeya, Dudes  [experiment: soos]

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TAKUMI: W- What?! They pulled out the roof of my car! Just keep driving, I have to get away!
GIANT ENEMY CRAB: { B b k B k k B t K } (Hehe, this race is fun!!!)
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Track: @carmelfunny
Art: @beat5kids, Alluma
Characters Represented: Giant Enemy Duo, Takumi Fujiwara

Giant Enemy Duo's Sources:
- Songs associated with Feudal Japan
(Genji 2: Days of the Blade, Burned Tower, YASUKE)
- Songs featuring beatboxing
(Cartoon Beatbox Battles, Mirrors, Supersonic)
- Songs related to Jerma985
(Rats Birthday Mixtape, Pirate Marching Band, jermaBars)
- Songs related to spiders, crustaceans, and giant enemies
(Spider Dance, Crab Rave, Kaiju Media)

Takumi Fujiwara's Sources:
- Songs from Initial D
(Running in the 90's, Deja Vu, Gas Gas Gas)
- Songs in the Eurobeat genre
(Go to the Top, Kingdom of Rock, Adrenaline)
- Songs related to racing
(F-Zero, Cars, Ridge Racer)

Sources:
Mute City - Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Takumi - Racing)
Initial D - Hero Samurai (Both - Feudal Japan / Initial D)
Total Drama - Harold Beatboxing (GED - Beatboxing)
Mario Kart Wii - Coconut Mall (Takumi - Racing)
Attack On Titan - Guren No Yumiya (GED - Giant Enemies)
fast jerma vs purple alien - Purple Alien Theme (GED - Jerma)
DJ Command - Spider's Blood (Both - Spiders, Feudal Japan / Eurobeat)
Joe Woody - bigmac drive thru rap (GED - Beatboxing)
Noisestorm - Crab Rave (GED - Crustaceans)
Initial D - Running In The 90's (Takumi - Initial D)
Family Guy - Iraq Lobster (GED - Crustaceans)
quagsirus - Sussy Eurobeat (Both - Jerma / Eurobeat)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
discord.gg/eyuxVS4

[LR4 M4] Phase 2 ~ The Euro[BEAT]Box Experience

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GIANT ENEMY SPIDER: { k k B k t k t B k } (That was an excellent race! Sorry about the property damage though, we tend to do that.)

GIANT ENEMY DUO - 183 Votes(61.4%)
TAKUMI FUJIWARA - 115 Votes(38.6%)

[LR4 M4 Results] Takumi Fujiwara Vs. Giant Enemy Duo

NOTE: there is no note this time i just wanted to put this in >:>

Arrangement: @megalolazing-1
Art: VanillaMarxxx
Stock: ElectroCV
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[ 010 - MANNE Q. ]

- Songs made by Mystery Skulls and other indie pop artists (NO TALLY HALL)
(Freaking Out, The Future, Ghost, Money)
(Bastille, Charli XCX, Half Alive, Machine Gun Kelly)
- Songs relating to animation memes (+500k views minimum)
(Can I Get A Witness, Pixel Pig, NEVER MET!, Spider Dance)
- Songs made, featured, or remixed by Jakeneutron and Sim Gretina
(Oswald, Gee, it's You!, Please Subscribe, Reboot Me)
(Wonderwall, Mama Leho, A Friend Like Me, Keep A-Knockin')
- Songs relating to mysteries or questions
(Turn Down For What, Gravity Falls, She Is Still a Mystery, Where is The Love)

Sources:
Wowaka - Rolling Girl [Animation Memes]
Bruno Mars - That's What I Like [Animation Memes]
BTS - Mic Drop [Steve Aoki Remix] [Animation Memes]
DJ Snake, Lil Jon - Turn Down For What [Questions]
Brad Beeck - Gravity Falls Intro [Mystery]
Mr. Oizo, Charli XCX - Hand In The Fire [Indie Pop]
Jakeneutron - I Got Scammed [Jakeneutron]
Billie Eilish - bury a friend [Indie Pop]
SunStroke Project, Olia Tira - Run Away [Sim Gretina]
Daft Punk - Around The World [Sim Gretina]
Jakeneutron - Drink [Jakeneutron]
SpellingPhailer - Science Blaster [Mystery]
Mystery Skulls - Freaking Out [ ]
Mystery Skulls - GHOST [Mystery Skulls]
Mystery Skulls - Hellbent [Mystery Skulls]
Eminem - My Name Is [Questions]
Taylor Swift - I Knew You Were Trouble [Indie Pop]
Kero Kero Bonito - Flamingo [Indie Pop]
Savlonic - Epoch [TheLivingTombstone Remix] [Animation Memes]
Steven Universe - Peace and Love [Sim Gretina]
Jakeneutron - The Show Shorts [Jakeneutron]

manne q. jumps in the cadillac and fucking dies

NEW: Client Montage (1989) - HLC/Killer Music

Part 2: @carmelpart2 
Owner of LFAD2 and Dicey Tumble, as well as Fortnite: Mash Jam Royale
pfp by Koishie
My first album, NOISED is out now. I would like to say, I do not endorse the creator's actions. https://carmel2.bandcamp.com/album/noised

Seeya, Dudes [experiment: soos]

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