[Not canon to Ultimus Tourney.]

LOG ADDED: 9/10/21

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Subject: Coach Buzzcut
Noted by: Scurvy J. Biscuit

So off the bat immediately, this man was at no point intended to be a subject. Perhaps through dumb luck, or maybe sheer mortal fucking will, he managed to find his way into our clutches. Fellow members such as myself attest that he overpowered them with voice alone, shouting about reproductive organs and contorting his body in strange ways as he walked through [REDACTED].

Right, the white noise. . . As for the "subject's" exposure to the white noise, it was bafflingly swift. He expressed no signs of pain to any effect, though did seem to be heavily hallucinating, yelling at people that simply were not there, once again regarding sexual organs and bodily functions associated with them. Once he seemed well and done with his routine, he was devoured by the white noise.

As amoral or against policy as it may be, I must admit that the copy that came out was endlessly entertaining. Whereas prior, the man who we would learn to be named "Coach Buzzcut", prior citizen of [REDACTED], had some semblance of sanity and motive left in him, aggressive yet still coherent, his copy was entirely different.

His copy was in a way, an incredibly flanderized replica of himself, now constantly making noise and inhumanly moving around, yelling far more, and somehow managing to be more crass. Further study is required, though I believe that I may need to [REDACTED] in order to [REDACTED]. End Log.

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Sources
- Songs from or featured in Beavis & Butthead
- American Adult Animation Originals
- Songs related to School & Education
- Songs with Ironic Sexual Themes

Original:
- Separate Ways - Journey (Featured in B&B [In The ''Talking About The Penis'' Episode])
- Bojack's Theme - Bojack Horseman (Adult Animation)
- Robot Hell - Futurama (Adult Animation)
- Another Brick In The Wall - Pink Floyd (School)
- Madness 6 - Riddle School (School)
- Say Good-Bye - Sex 2 (Ironic Sexual Content)
- Iraq Lobster - Family Guy (Adult Animation)
- School - Deltarune (School)
- Principal's Office - Young MC (School/Featured in B&B)
- Coach Buzzcut & School Bell SFX

We'll Be Talking About Our Lives   [experiment - coach buzzcut]

[Not canon to Ultimus Tourney.]

LOG ADDED: 9/10/21

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Subject: MudaeBot
Noted By: Julie [Carmel]

I assume it's time, then. For starters, hi, I'm Julie, mostly known as Carmel around the [REDACTED] community. Scurvy isn't here for this one, given he almost jumped into the white noise from seeing this subject, complaining about 'months of grinding' or something. Weirdo.

So, the subject in question. Mudaebot takes the form of an anime highschool girl, but is actually a bot included in a social media site known as ''Discord''. Pretty crazy, huh? As a bot, she can't emote unless told or programmed to. So this would technically be pretty easy to do, right?

It quickly proved to be more challenging than expected, as the subject was told she was going to [REDACTED], she started to get overly... nervous? As stated beforehand, she can't emote unless programmed to, so did some sick bastard implant something in her that made her feel this way towards [REDACTED]? It's certainly a possibility that could be explored later.

When it was time, she was engulfed by the white noise, seemingly mildly struggling. The copy that came out seemed aloof, and unaware of me, or the white noise itself. It simply up and left, leaving behind a trail of scrap metal.

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Sources
- Songs from Slice Of Life Anime
- Songs from Gacha Games
- Songs related to Social Media, or from Games on Social Media Platforms
- Songs related to Robots

Originals:
- Nagato No Kokuhaku - The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya (Slice Of Life Anime)
- Zen Garden - Plants VS. Zombies (Games on Social Media Platforms)
- I Want You Everyday - Cookie Run: Ovenbreak (Gacha Games)
- Splash Free! - Free! (Slice Of Life Anime)
- Incoming Call - Discord (Social Media)

$help  [experiment: mudaebot]

[Not canon to Ultimus Tourney.]

LOG ADDED: 9/10/21

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Subject: Dracula
Noted By: Jonathan

Hey Drac, what’s up dude. I really didn’t wanna do this man, but you wouldn’t let me bang Mavis, so it’s your fault. Like actually though we had a kid already, why the hell are you disallowing me from banging her, what is wrong with you?

Anyways, this subject was incredibly resilient, which comes as no surprise considering who he is. He refused to enter the white noise, and it was extremely difficult to force him, as I am nothing more than a meager scrawny white boy. Eventually I told him if he walked into it, people would stop saying “bleh bleh bleh” when meeting him. Not sure how that one worked out.

Once entering the chamber, it was a slow and painful process. Drac really isn’t the brightest, so the white noise was in no rush to finish him off. Eventually, after many slow painful hours, the white noise subsides. Drac was left as a fidgeting mess that could only say bleh bleh bleh and talking about banging his daughter. So really, not all that much has changed. End Log.

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Sources:
- Songs from Sony Pictures Animated Movies, and Adam Sandler Media
- Songs related to Hotels
- Songs related to Vampires/Bats
- Non-VGM Songs about the Undead

Original:
- Simon Belmont's Theme - Super Castlevania IV (Vampires)
- Back In Black - AC/DC (Sony Pictures [The Smurfs])
- The Zing Song - Hotel Transylvania (All Sources)
- Divine Bloodlines - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (Vampires)
- Living Dead Girl - Rob Zombie (Non-VGM Undead)
- What The Hell Happened To Me - Adam Sandler (Adam Sandler)
- Hotel - Undertale (Hotels)
- Hotel California - Eagles (Hotels)

No More Banging Your Daughter  [experiment: dracula]

Track: @abluetomato
Character Art: Alluma
Character Represented: Takumi Fujiwara

- Songs from Initial D
(Running in the 90's, Deja Vu, Gas Gas Gas)
- Songs in the Eurobeat genre
(Go to the Top, Kingdom of Rock, Adrenaline)
- Songs related to racing
(F-Zero, Cars, Ridge Racer)

Songs Used:
Sheryl Crow - Real Gone (Racing)
Manuel - Gas Gas Gas (Initial D)
Dr. Love - Don't Stand So Close (Initial D)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
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Real Gone

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LORD RAPTOR: Draggin' me out to a light show... If I'm performin' for the stars, I must've hit my peak!
VIRIDIAN: What strange constellations. They seem almost familiar…. What do you think?
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Track: @phase999
Art: Aquairia, Sammy, twitter.com/DrawinDev
Characters Represented: Captain Viridian, Lord Raptor

Captain Viridian's Sources:
- Songs from 2D Indie Platformers
(VVVVVV, Celeste, Super Meat Boy)
- Songs related to space
(Space Jam, Andromeda, Space Oddity)
- Songs related to gravity/games with a prominent gravity mechanic
(Gravity Rush, I've Got Some Falling to Do, Gravity Falls)

Lord Raptor's Sources:
- Songs from Capcom arcade games
(Street Fighter 2, Ghosts N' Goblins, Marvel vs. Capcom 2)
- Songs related to zombies
(Re: Your Brains, The Walking Dead, Dead Rising)
- Songs from artists that inspired him
(AC/DC, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden)

Sources Used:
Cave Story - Last Battle [The Unbroken Remix] (Both - 2D Indie Platformers / Zombies)
Pendulum - Granite (Captain Viridian - Space)
Marvel VS Capcom 3 - Morrigan's Theme (Lord Raptor - Capcom Arcade)
Black Sabbath - Into The Void (Both - Space / Raptor's Inspirations)
Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Train (Lord Raptor - Raptor's Inspirations)
Iron Maiden - The Trooper (Lord Raptor - Raptor's Inspirations)
Eminem - Spacebound (Captain Viridian - Space)
Judas Priest - Electric Eye (Both - Semi-Offsource)
Stephanie Mabey - The Zombie Song (Lord Raptor - Zombies)
YUMI KAWAMURA - When The Moon's Reaching Out Stars [Hideki Naganuma Remix] (Captain Viridian - Space)
David Bowie - Space Oddity (Captain Viridian - Space)
VVVVVV - Potential For Anything (Captain Viridian - All Sources)
Iron Maiden - The Writing On The Wall (Lord Raptor - Raptor's Inspirations)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
discord.gg/eyuxVS4

[LR4 M3] Unbroken Pendulums

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TAKUMI: W- What?! They pulled out the roof of my car! Just keep driving, I have to get away!
GIANT ENEMY CRAB: { B b k B k k B t K } (Hehe, this race is fun!!!)
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Track: @carmelfunny
Art: @beat5kids, Alluma
Characters Represented: Giant Enemy Duo, Takumi Fujiwara

Giant Enemy Duo's Sources:
- Songs associated with Feudal Japan
(Genji 2: Days of the Blade, Burned Tower, YASUKE)
- Songs featuring beatboxing
(Cartoon Beatbox Battles, Mirrors, Supersonic)
- Songs related to Jerma985
(Rats Birthday Mixtape, Pirate Marching Band, jermaBars)
- Songs related to spiders, crustaceans, and giant enemies
(Spider Dance, Crab Rave, Kaiju Media)

Takumi Fujiwara's Sources:
- Songs from Initial D
(Running in the 90's, Deja Vu, Gas Gas Gas)
- Songs in the Eurobeat genre
(Go to the Top, Kingdom of Rock, Adrenaline)
- Songs related to racing
(F-Zero, Cars, Ridge Racer)

Sources:
Mute City - Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Takumi - Racing)
Initial D - Hero Samurai (Both - Feudal Japan / Initial D)
Total Drama - Harold Beatboxing (GED - Beatboxing)
Mario Kart Wii - Coconut Mall (Takumi - Racing)
Attack On Titan - Guren No Yumiya (GED - Giant Enemies)
fast jerma vs purple alien - Purple Alien Theme (GED - Jerma)
DJ Command - Spider's Blood (Both - Spiders, Feudal Japan / Eurobeat)
Joe Woody - bigmac drive thru rap (GED - Beatboxing)
Noisestorm - Crab Rave (GED - Crustaceans)
Initial D - Running In The 90's (Takumi - Initial D)
Family Guy - Iraq Lobster (GED - Crustaceans)
quagsirus - Sussy Eurobeat (Both - Jerma / Eurobeat)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
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[LR4 M4] Phase 2 ~ The Euro[BEAT]Box Experience

[Not canon to Ultimus Tourney.]

[EXPERIMENT LOG SURPASSED SOUNDCLOUD CHARACTERS, CHECK IT OUT HERE:]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrXYvtFA5Zm0Zj9bZbRa4i5sysulXWQ4kkvRGTpw5lU/edit?usp=sharing
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Sources:
- Songs from Pixar and Ellen Degeneres Media
- Songs related to Sea Life
- Songs related to Memory and Forgetting
- Songs related to Memory and Forgetting

Original:
- Just Keep Swimming - Disneylanders (All Sources)
- Memory - Undertale (Memory)
- You've Got A Friend In Me - Toy Story (Pixar)
- Remember The Time - Michael Jackson (Remembering)
- Hawaiian Cocktail - Spongebob Squarepants (Sea Life)
- Remember The Name - Fort Minor (Remembering)
- Reminiscence ~ Case DL-6 - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (Memory)

keep swimming, swimming, swimming.  [experiment: dory]

This track was made by: HeirOperator#2077
This artpiece was made by: cinnamonspiders 𓆏#2633
Discord Server Link: discord.gg/RYegjnaVkS
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[DETECTIVE GUMI & PHANTOM THIEF MIKU]

And then, there were two. Phantom Thief Spumoni has arrived in Hunter Exam! And it seems she's not alone. After an incident involving stealing the greatest treasure of all, Detective Gumi Megpoid has partnered up with Spumoni, grudgingly to say the least. Will they prove to everyone that, even with their opposing ideologies, they can work together towards the single goal of winning the tournament? Only time, shall tell. These two Vocaloids have a lot in store with their varied set of sources, so don't underestimate their wits!
[By the way, don't tell anyone, but many rumors point to Spumoni actually being famous vocaloid Hatsune Miku... Could that be true?]

- Songs by Manbo-P, or performed by the vocaloids Gumi & Hatsune Miku
(Steal The Antique Chicken, And Then There Were None, Proof Gemetric Constructions Can Solve All Love Affairs, A Classy Tactful Fire Extinguisher)
(ECHO, World Is Mine, Copycat, Rolling Girl)

- Songs from media in the Detective/Mystery Fiction Genre
(Ace Attorney, Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective, Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc, Scooby Doo)

- Songs associated with Stealing / Thieves
(Persona 5, Lupin the Third Franchise, Henry Stickmin Series, Rhythm Thief)

- Songs about Chicken
(Club Chicken, Bomb Chicken, Chicken Little, Chicken Invaders)
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Original Sources:
- Propaganda - Crusher-P (Miku)
- Monster - Kira (Gumi)
- Justitia - Law School (Kdrama Version) (Mystery Fiction)
- Scrum Debate/Discussion - Danganronpa V3  (Mystery Fiction)
- BL1ND JUST1C3: 1NV3ST1G4T1ON - Alterniabound 04 (Mystery Fiction)
- Target on - Moriarty the Patriot (Mystery Fiction / Thieves)
- Menacing Plan - Talentless Nana (Mystery Fiction)
- Amelia Watson SFX (Mystery Fiction)

Extrajudicial Measures

Mashup: @stupid-babey-bitch and Sawtooth

Big Bill Hell

-Viral commercials, real or fake (Fuck You Baltimore!, Jones' BBQ and Foot Massage, Terry Crews' Old Spice Commercials)

-Original songs made for commercials (Education Connection, Protegent, Kars4Kids)

-Songs that feature excessive swearing (Bitch Lasagna, Fuck You by Cee Lo Green, STFU)

-Songs related to cars (Gas Gas Gas, Jessica (Top Gear Theme), Life is a Highway)

-Classic viral videos (pre-2008) (Dramatic Look, Chocolate Rain, Numa Numa)

Art by: Pun

Songs Used:

TV SHOW - James Shimoji (Cars, REDLINE)
Emo Boy - Ayesha Erotica (Excessive Swearing)
Cheesesteak Shuffle - Geico [idfk who actually made the song] (Commercial Originals)

EMO RIDER

[CHARACTER - Mariya Takeuchi]
- Songs by Mariya Takeuchi or her husband, Tatsuro Yamashita
- Songs in the City Pop and Future Funk genres

Sources:
Supernatural - Fibre (Future Funk)
Lovesick - Moe Shop (Future Funk?)
Angels - SAINT PEPSI (Semi-Related Offsource)
ウイスキーがお好きでしょ - Mariya Takeuchi (Mairya Takeuchi)
Leave it 2 U - ADRIANWAVE (Future Funk)
Flyday Chinatown - Yasuha (City Pop)
Plastic Love - Mariya Takeuchi (Mariya Takeuchi)

[DAY 1 - KFAD 2] ウィスキー天使

Missing You  -  John Waite
Bass : Jussi Paasikallio
Guitars & Keys : Pasi Makkonen
Vox & Drums : BT  https://www.karaoke-version.com/custombackingtrack
Studio PAM ( 2025 )


Missing You      ( John Waite )

Part 2: @carmelpart2 
Owner of LFAD2 and Dicey Tumble, as well as Fortnite: Mash Jam Royale
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My first album, NOISED is out now. I would like to say, I do not endorse the creator's actions. https://carmel2.bandcamp.com/album/noised

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