[Not canon to Ultimus Tourney.]

LOG ADDED: 9/10/21

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Subject: Daffy Duck
Noted By: Chloe "Axci" Cos

Okay, so, uh, to start. I kinda have no clue how to do this?? My higher ups just left me a note to throw someone at the blurry motherfucker in the cage. I just kinda grabbed this duck I found and began preparations.

He was surprisingly resilient before getting there, actually. Kept slipping out of my grasp, but I guess I was the only person there. I did my homework on toonforce after a series of animated gags involving Daffy coming out on top. I decided to, uh, not care. Eventually it worked. Maybe the powers that be decided I had enough time being the underdog?

It was a different story once he got in the chamber. We threw him  in and immediately closed the door, but that duck was hasty. Not hasty enough, though. Get this; he ran just quick enough that when the door shut, it caught his penis inbetween; or, at least, that was what he screamed out in agony about. I don't think he... actually has a dick. Either way though, we unleashed the Noise, and began the penishment; it was quick like lightning, probably because of Daffy's overextending mind.

After a few minutes, the Noise subsided, and left behind a writhing Daffy, making erratic quacks and complaints about his penis. I looked over. He still didn't have one. Nonetheless, we threw him put with the others. I doubt Mr. Buzzcut will like this one... End Log.
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Sources:
- Songs from or related to Looney Tunes & Slapstick Content
- Songs from the Parappa the Rapper Franchise, or otherwise classified as VGM Rap
- Songs related to Waterfowl 
- Songs related to Cars and Doors

Original:
- The Pyramids Of Mars - Looney Tunes: Space Race (Looney Tunes)
- I Thlammed My Penis In The Car Door - KoltJolt (All Sources)
- Soul - MadWorld (VGM Rap)
- Chop Chop Master Onion Rap - Parappa The Rapper (Parappa)
- Moon - Ducktales Remastered (Waterfowl)
- 1000 Doors - The Living Tombstone ft. BSlick & Crusher-P (Doors)
- Grilled Cheese - Merry Melodies (Looney Tunes)
- Life Is A Highway - Rascal Flatts (Cars)
- Car Rap - Parappa The Rapper (Parappa/Cars)
- White Noise SFX

Nothing More To Teach You [experiment: daffy duck]

I Like Cartoons, Movies, Videogames and King for Another Day Tourney's.

Just some Random Psychopath who like to listen.

Bio:
A man of bizzare yet is normal. A dreamer still to this very day.

[hiya!! i'm penny!! welcome to my sc!!]
[she/nya/mew + other cat-themed neos]
[pfp art by pepperpixel]

Just your average 20 year old who likes drawing and making music for fun because why not :3

Software i use to make music: Fl Studio Mobile

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My first album, NOISED is out now. I would like to say, I do not endorse the creator's actions. https://carmel2.bandcamp.com/album/noised

Nothing More To Teach You [experiment: daffy duck]

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