white noise [experiment: fan-made/spin-offs/parodies]

Mario has DIED.

Songs used:
Phillip Schlosser - Super Mario World Game Over LoFi Hip Hop Remix (Mario)
Qumu - Piranha Plant's Lullaby [Lofi / Chill Remix] (Mario)

MARIO IS DEAD.

MY MOM!

Songs used:
DAGames - You're Mine (White people)
Wholepunch - What (Neil Cicierega, white people)
Dan Bull - 40 Years of Gaming (White people)
LL Cool J - Mama Said Knock You Out (Family)
Lemon Demon - Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (Neil Cicierega, white people)
Fountains of Wayne - Stacy's Mom (Family)
Ludacris - How Low (Family, mentions moms)
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow (Neil Cicierega, white people)
Jerma985 - Rats Birthday Mixtape (White people)

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS A GONER?

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Arrangement: Willow/Wyatt (@unknown_artist10)
Character Represented: Atlanta Roads

Sources:
- Rap songs from 2005 and forward
- Songs by Childish Gambino
- Songs by Lil Nas X

3005 - Childish Gambino [Gambino]
Bonfire - Childish Gambino [Gambino]
Panini - Lil Nas X [Lil Nas X]
Old Town Road - Lil Nas X [Lil Nas X]
Kiln - Hail Mary Mallon [2005+ Rap]
Superfast Jellyfish - Gorillaz ft. Gruff Rhys & De La Soul [2005+ Rap]
See You Again - Tyler, the Creator ft. Kali Uchis [2005+ Rap]
ELEMENT. - Kendrick Lamar [2005+ Rap]
Drowning - A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie ft. Kodak Black [2005+ Rap]
Thanos vs. J. Robert Oppenheimer - Epic Rap Battles of History [2005+ Rap]
Trap Queen - Fetty Wap [2005+ Rap]
Labyrinth - Miracle Musical [2005+ Rap?]
Definition of a Rap Flow - A.F.R.O. [2005+ Rap]

This is a fanmade track for Ultimus Tourney.  Please go support it! It's really cool! Will we ever know what the white noise is?

post-3005s rap [experiment: atlanta roads] (Fanmade)

A hypothetical darker sendoff for DJ Creepa.
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Minecraft - Pigstep (Minecraft)
Lil Uzi Vert - X0 TOUR LIF3 (Minecraft parodies)
Marron 5 - One More Night (Minecraft parodies)
Dan Bull - CREEPER RAP (You remember who you are, right?)
AJR - Bang (Explosions)
XXXTentacion - Look At Me (Minecraft parodies)
David Bowie - Space Oddity (Minecraft parodies)
Usher - DJ Got Us Fallin In Love Again (Minecraft parodies)
Dan Bull - Robocopyright (Dan Bull)

The Last Night of Your Life

Track by @e-twoup
Art by @bruhset

Team Fortress 2 - Main Theme (Valve)
Taio Cruz - Dynamite (Explosives)
LMFAO ft. Lil Jon - Shots (Alcohol)
My Hero Academia - Odd Future (Time/Action-Based Anime)
JJBA - Sono Chi no Sadame (JJBA)
TF2 SFX

Victory - Sticky Queen

[zalbo]
track by @ Homermanfan#8290
art by @ EggBoite#9240
- horror/creepypasta/creepy moments/args
- comedians/vine
- pianos

Run Away with Me - Carly Rae Jepson (Vine)
Inner City Preasure - Flight of the Conchords (Comedy)
Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros - Flight of the Conchords (Comedy)
Robots - Flight of the Conchords (Comedy)
Bowie - Flight of the Conchords (Comedy)
Business Time - Flight of the Conchords (Comedy)
If You're Into it - Flight of the Conchords (Comedy)
Hurt Feelings - Flight of the Conchords (Comedy)
The Most Beautiful Girl (In the Room) - Flight of the Conchords (Comedy)

Take Flight With Me

buildup by eggboite. sorry for the technical difficulties lmao

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[Not canon to Ultimus Tourney.]

LOG ADDED: 9/10/21

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Subject: MudaeBot
Noted By: Julie [Carmel]

I assume it's time, then. For starters, hi, I'm Julie, mostly known as Carmel around the [REDACTED] community. Scurvy isn't here for this one, given he almost jumped into the white noise from seeing this subject, complaining about 'months of grinding' or something. Weirdo.

So, the subject in question. Mudaebot takes the form of an anime highschool girl, but is actually a bot included in a social media site known as ''Discord''. Pretty crazy, huh? As a bot, she can't emote unless told or programmed to. So this would technically be pretty easy to do, right?

It quickly proved to be more challenging than expected, as the subject was told she was going to [REDACTED], she started to get overly... nervous? As stated beforehand, she can't emote unless programmed to, so did some sick bastard implant something in her that made her feel this way towards [REDACTED]? It's certainly a possibility that could be explored later.

When it was time, she was engulfed by the white noise, seemingly mildly struggling. The copy that came out seemed aloof, and unaware of me, or the white noise itself. It simply up and left, leaving behind a trail of scrap metal.

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Sources
- Songs from Slice Of Life Anime
- Songs from Gacha Games
- Songs related to Social Media, or from Games on Social Media Platforms
- Songs related to Robots

Originals:
- Nagato No Kokuhaku - The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya (Slice Of Life Anime)
- Zen Garden - Plants VS. Zombies (Games on Social Media Platforms)
- I Want You Everyday - Cookie Run: Ovenbreak (Gacha Games)
- Splash Free! - Free! (Slice Of Life Anime)
- Incoming Call - Discord (Social Media)

$help  [experiment: mudaebot]

[Not canon to Ultimus Tourney.]

LOG ADDED: 9/10/21

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Subject: Daffy Duck
Noted By: Chloe "Axci" Cos

Okay, so, uh, to start. I kinda have no clue how to do this?? My higher ups just left me a note to throw someone at the blurry motherfucker in the cage. I just kinda grabbed this duck I found and began preparations.

He was surprisingly resilient before getting there, actually. Kept slipping out of my grasp, but I guess I was the only person there. I did my homework on toonforce after a series of animated gags involving Daffy coming out on top. I decided to, uh, not care. Eventually it worked. Maybe the powers that be decided I had enough time being the underdog?

It was a different story once he got in the chamber. We threw him  in and immediately closed the door, but that duck was hasty. Not hasty enough, though. Get this; he ran just quick enough that when the door shut, it caught his penis inbetween; or, at least, that was what he screamed out in agony about. I don't think he... actually has a dick. Either way though, we unleashed the Noise, and began the penishment; it was quick like lightning, probably because of Daffy's overextending mind.

After a few minutes, the Noise subsided, and left behind a writhing Daffy, making erratic quacks and complaints about his penis. I looked over. He still didn't have one. Nonetheless, we threw him put with the others. I doubt Mr. Buzzcut will like this one... End Log.
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Sources:
- Songs from or related to Looney Tunes & Slapstick Content
- Songs from the Parappa the Rapper Franchise, or otherwise classified as VGM Rap
- Songs related to Waterfowl 
- Songs related to Cars and Doors

Original:
- The Pyramids Of Mars - Looney Tunes: Space Race (Looney Tunes)
- I Thlammed My Penis In The Car Door - KoltJolt (All Sources)
- Soul - MadWorld (VGM Rap)
- Chop Chop Master Onion Rap - Parappa The Rapper (Parappa)
- Moon - Ducktales Remastered (Waterfowl)
- 1000 Doors - The Living Tombstone ft. BSlick & Crusher-P (Doors)
- Grilled Cheese - Merry Melodies (Looney Tunes)
- Life Is A Highway - Rascal Flatts (Cars)
- Car Rap - Parappa The Rapper (Parappa/Cars)
- White Noise SFX

Nothing More To Teach You [experiment: daffy duck]

Track: @abluetomato
Character Art: Alluma
Character Represented: Takumi Fujiwara

- Songs from Initial D
(Running in the 90's, Deja Vu, Gas Gas Gas)
- Songs in the Eurobeat genre
(Go to the Top, Kingdom of Rock, Adrenaline)
- Songs related to racing
(F-Zero, Cars, Ridge Racer)

Songs Used:
Sheryl Crow - Real Gone (Racing)
Manuel - Gas Gas Gas (Initial D)
Dr. Love - Don't Stand So Close (Initial D)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
discord.gg/eyuxVS4

Real Gone

[Not canon to Ultimus Tourney.]

LOG ADDED: 9/10/21

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Subject: Soos
Noted By: Soos

Hey dudes, I'm being consumed by the white noise. It's awesome. There's a staticy hole in my stomach. So cool. AHDHSAHSHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. 

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Sources:
- Songs from Disney XD Media
- Songs from Mystery Media
- Songs related to Shops, Shopkeepers and Selling
- Songs related to Things Soos Probably Likes 

[in a more literal sense, the last source is Dating Sims & Among Us]

Original:
- deCIPHER - Madame Macabre (Disney XD / Mystery)
- Tourist Trapped Intro - Gravity Falls (Disney XD / Mystery)
- Ready As I'll Ever Be - Tangled (Disney XD)
- No Big Deal - Amphibia (Disney XD)
- The Umbrella Salesman - Steampianist ft. Vocaloid Oliver (Shops)
- Your Reality - Doki Doki Literature Club (Things Soos Probably Likes)
- Ain't Got Rhythm - Phineas and Ferb (Disney XD)
- Opening - Gravity Falls (Disney XD / Mystery)
- A Singular, Very Well-Hidden Among Us SFX (Mystery/Things Soos Probably Likes)

Seeya, Dudes  [experiment: soos]

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LORD RAPTOR: Draggin' me out to a light show... If I'm performin' for the stars, I must've hit my peak!
VIRIDIAN: What strange constellations. They seem almost familiar…. What do you think?
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Track: @phase999
Art: Aquairia, Sammy, twitter.com/DrawinDev
Characters Represented: Captain Viridian, Lord Raptor

Captain Viridian's Sources:
- Songs from 2D Indie Platformers
(VVVVVV, Celeste, Super Meat Boy)
- Songs related to space
(Space Jam, Andromeda, Space Oddity)
- Songs related to gravity/games with a prominent gravity mechanic
(Gravity Rush, I've Got Some Falling to Do, Gravity Falls)

Lord Raptor's Sources:
- Songs from Capcom arcade games
(Street Fighter 2, Ghosts N' Goblins, Marvel vs. Capcom 2)
- Songs related to zombies
(Re: Your Brains, The Walking Dead, Dead Rising)
- Songs from artists that inspired him
(AC/DC, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden)

Sources Used:
Cave Story - Last Battle [The Unbroken Remix] (Both - 2D Indie Platformers / Zombies)
Pendulum - Granite (Captain Viridian - Space)
Marvel VS Capcom 3 - Morrigan's Theme (Lord Raptor - Capcom Arcade)
Black Sabbath - Into The Void (Both - Space / Raptor's Inspirations)
Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Train (Lord Raptor - Raptor's Inspirations)
Iron Maiden - The Trooper (Lord Raptor - Raptor's Inspirations)
Eminem - Spacebound (Captain Viridian - Space)
Judas Priest - Electric Eye (Both - Semi-Offsource)
Stephanie Mabey - The Zombie Song (Lord Raptor - Zombies)
YUMI KAWAMURA - When The Moon's Reaching Out Stars [Hideki Naganuma Remix] (Captain Viridian - Space)
David Bowie - Space Oddity (Captain Viridian - Space)
VVVVVV - Potential For Anything (Captain Viridian - All Sources)
Iron Maiden - The Writing On The Wall (Lord Raptor - Raptor's Inspirations)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
discord.gg/eyuxVS4

[LR4 M3] Unbroken Pendulums

[Not canon to Ultimus Tourney.]
[Apologies for not utilizing all of the sources of this subject. The mashup felt right just with the provided sources.]

LOG ADDED: 9/10/21

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Subject: Spider-Man On The Gameboy Color
Noted By: J. Jonah Jameson 

I just wanted pictures of the damn kid. I didn’t want this. I never could’ve anticipated this. I’m a monster for letting this happen to someone. 

The static thingy-mabobber completely consumed him within minutes, not that I could see anything with those goddamn pixely ass graphics.

If there’s any solace in this, I run a news publication! I can deflect the blame entirely onto my ex-wife. God, I hate her. End Log.

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Sources:
- Songs related to Spiderman or Marvel Media
- Songs from 3rd Party Gameboy Titles
- Songs related to Lies, Pranks and Fake Games
- Songs related to Game Reviewers

Original:
- Legend Forever - Final Fantasy Adventure (3rd Party Gameboy)
- Sunflower - Post Malone ft. Swae Lee (Spiderman)
- Spider Man Theme - Junkie XL (Spiderman)
- Wolf In Sheep's Clothing - Set It Off ft. William Beckett (Lies)

What's Up Spider-Man  [experiment: spiderman on the gameboy color]

VOTE NOW!! https://forms.gle/huqUUVEiFK2bXU6X7
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TAKUMI: W- What?! They pulled out the roof of my car! Just keep driving, I have to get away!
GIANT ENEMY CRAB: { B b k B k k B t K } (Hehe, this race is fun!!!)
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Track: @carmelfunny
Art: @beat5kids, Alluma
Characters Represented: Giant Enemy Duo, Takumi Fujiwara

Giant Enemy Duo's Sources:
- Songs associated with Feudal Japan
(Genji 2: Days of the Blade, Burned Tower, YASUKE)
- Songs featuring beatboxing
(Cartoon Beatbox Battles, Mirrors, Supersonic)
- Songs related to Jerma985
(Rats Birthday Mixtape, Pirate Marching Band, jermaBars)
- Songs related to spiders, crustaceans, and giant enemies
(Spider Dance, Crab Rave, Kaiju Media)

Takumi Fujiwara's Sources:
- Songs from Initial D
(Running in the 90's, Deja Vu, Gas Gas Gas)
- Songs in the Eurobeat genre
(Go to the Top, Kingdom of Rock, Adrenaline)
- Songs related to racing
(F-Zero, Cars, Ridge Racer)

Sources:
Mute City - Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Takumi - Racing)
Initial D - Hero Samurai (Both - Feudal Japan / Initial D)
Total Drama - Harold Beatboxing (GED - Beatboxing)
Mario Kart Wii - Coconut Mall (Takumi - Racing)
Attack On Titan - Guren No Yumiya (GED - Giant Enemies)
fast jerma vs purple alien - Purple Alien Theme (GED - Jerma)
DJ Command - Spider's Blood (Both - Spiders, Feudal Japan / Eurobeat)
Joe Woody - bigmac drive thru rap (GED - Beatboxing)
Noisestorm - Crab Rave (GED - Crustaceans)
Initial D - Running In The 90's (Takumi - Initial D)
Family Guy - Iraq Lobster (GED - Crustaceans)
quagsirus - Sussy Eurobeat (Both - Jerma / Eurobeat)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
discord.gg/eyuxVS4

[LR4 M4] Phase 2 ~ The Euro[BEAT]Box Experience


جوڑی کے امتحان کے لیے کام تھا: “مقامی کھانوں اور ان کی تاریخ کی تحقیق کریں، اور غور کریں کہ انہیں جدید دور میں کیسے استعمال کیا جا سکتا ہے۔”

“چلو، اپنے شہر کے مقامی پکوانوں کی تحقیق سے شروع کرتے ہیں۔”

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اسکول کے بعد دونوں مقامی لائبریری گئے۔ انہوں نے ایسی کتابیں تلاش کیں جو علاقائی کھانوں کی تاریخ اور پس منظر کو بیان کرتی تھیں اور ان پکوانوں کو دیکھا جو علاقے میں نسل در نسل منتقل ہوئے تھے۔

“ہمارے علاقے میں کنچن-جِرو اور گوہی-موچی جیسے پکوان مشہور ہیں۔ یہ ایڈو دور سے موجود ہیں۔”

“گوہی-موچی، ہاں… مجھے یاد ہے کہ بچپن میں میلوں میں کھایا تھا۔ لیکن کنچن-جِرو کو ‘کنچن’ کیوں کہا جاتا ہے؟”

“کیونکہ یہ ایک زین مندر سے شروع ہوا تھا۔ یہ کنچو-جی مندر سے آیا ہے اور بدھ مت کی سبزی خور خوراک کا حصہ تھا۔”

“سمجھ گیا۔ اسی لیے اس میں گوشت استعمال نہیں ہوتا۔ سوچو تو، اُس وقت کے لوگ واقعی کھانے کو بہت اہمیت دیتے تھے۔”

“ضائع ہونے سے بچنے کے کئی طریقے ہیں، اور موسمی سبزیوں کا استعمال شاندار ہے۔ سنو، کیوں نہ ہم اسے خود بنا کر دیکھیں؟”

“بنانا؟ یہ تو دلچسپ لگتا ہے۔”

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ہفتے کے آخر میں دونوں باورچی خانے میں کھڑے تھے۔ نسخہ ہاتھ میں لے کر کانون نے قیادت کی، جبکہ ہاروٹو نے اجزاء کاٹ کر ملائے۔

“یہ سائز مولی کے لیے ٹھیک ہے؟”
“ہاں، بالکل درست۔ ہاروٹو، تم واقعی اچھے باورچی ہو۔”

“میں ہمیشہ فرائیڈ رائس بناتا تھا۔ لیکن کنچن-جِرو حیرت انگیز طور پر آسان ہے۔”

“ہاں۔ اصل بات یہ ہے کہ اجزاء کے قدرتی ذائقے کو نمایاں کیا جائے۔” کانون نے برتن کا ڈھکن بند کرتے ہوئے کہا۔ “اب گوہی-موچی بناتے ہیں۔ صرف پکے ہوئے چاول کو کچلنا ہے اور اس پر میٹھا-نمکین ساس ڈالنا ہے۔ یہ آسان لگتا ہے۔”

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جب پکوان تیار ہوئے، دونوں مطمئن نظر آئے۔ کنچن-جِرو سے بھاپ اٹھ رہی تھی، اور گوہی-موچی کی خوشبودار مہک کمرے میں پھیل گئی۔

“برا نہیں لگ رہا۔” ہاروٹو نے گوہی-موچی کا ایک نوالہ لیا۔ “واہ، یہ واقعی مزیدار ہے!”

“پرانے زمانے کی ترکیبیں سادہ ہوتی ہیں، لیکن ان میں گہرے ذائقے ہوتے ہیں۔”

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جوڑی کے امتحان کا دن

“مقامی کھانوں میں علاقے کا موسم اور تاریخ شامل ہوتی ہے۔ مثال کے طور پر، کنچن-جِرو مندر کی خوراک کے طور پر شروع ہوا تھا، لیکن آج اسے ایک صحت مند پکوان کے طور پر دوبارہ جانچا جا رہا ہے جو سبزیوں کو بغیر ضائع کیے استعمال کرتا ہے۔”

“گوہی-موچی بھی ایسا ہی ہے۔ یہ پہاڑی علاقوں میں محفوظ خوراک کے طور پر شروع ہوا، لیکن اب میلوں اور سیاحتی مقامات پر پسند کیا جاتا ہے۔ جب ہم نے یہ پکوان خود بنائے، تو ہم نے اجزاء کو عقلمندی سے استعمال کرنے کی مہارت کا تجربہ کیا اور ماضی کے لوگوں کی حکمت کو محسوس کیا۔”

“مقامی کھانا صرف روایت نہیں ہے — یہ علم کا خزانہ ہے جو ہماری جدید زندگی کو مالا مال کر سکتا ہے۔ ہم امید کرتے ہیں کہ مستقبل میں مزید لوگ اس سے لطف اندوز ہوں گے۔”

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گھر واپسی کے راستے میں، جب وہ خزاں کی ہوا میں جھولتی پامپس گھاس کے پاس سے گزر رہے تھے، دونوں نے بات کی۔
“مقامی پکوان اکٹھے پکانا عجیب طرح سے پرانی یادوں جیسا لگا۔”

ان کی ہنسی شام کے آسمان میں گھل گئی۔ اپنے شہر کے ذائقوں کے ذریعے، انہوں نے ماضی اور مستقبل کے درمیان ایک پراسرار تعلق محسوس کیا۔

۱. کانون اور ہاروتو کا پئیر ٹیسٹ اور مقامی کھانے

THUMBNAIL BY SAN_KA

Sources:
Madeon - The Prince (House)
Mr. Oizo - Positif (Ed Banger)
Daft Punk - Around the World (House)
Mr Oizo - Two Takes It (Ed Banger)
Justice vs Simian - We Are Your Friends (House)
Julien Dore - La Fievre (French Artist)
Mr. Oizo - End of the World (Ed Banger)

comme un oiseau

I like Creating Playlists. why? (it keeps me distracted and gives me something to do every now and again. :3)

Part 2: @carmelpart2 
Owner of LFAD2 and Dicey Tumble, as well as Fortnite: Mash Jam Royale
pfp by Koishie
My first album, NOISED is out now. I would like to say, I do not endorse the creator's actions. https://carmel2.bandcamp.com/album/noised

Seeya, Dudes [experiment: soos]

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