ALEJANDRO: Are you sure you work solo? I could’ve sworn you were another washed up joke that appeared on Celebrity Manhunt before.
MICHAEL BAY: You spend all that time scheming for just half a million bucks? I make all that and more just by dropping lil’ toy trucks!

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TRACK BY: [Carmel]
ART BY: [Hiriko]
WRITING BY: [Speedwagon's Hat]
CHARACTERS REPRESENTED: Alejandro Burrosmuertos, Michael Bay
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Songs used:
BBpanzu - Candy (Call-and-response/Villain songs, Fame, Egotism, Drama)
Total Drama: World Tour - Fight For The Gold (Teletoon, Cartoon Network, Competitive programming, Drama)
Enysmo ft. G3HREE - Gamblecore (Call-and-response, MOTHERFUCKING MONEY!, Capitalism's faults: Gambling addiction)
The Lonely Island - Cool Guys Don't Look At Explosions (Action movies, Explosions)
Epic Rap Battles Of History - Gordon Ramsay vs Julia Child (ERB/Competitive programming: Hell's Kitchen)
Linkin Park - Breaking The Habit (Michael Bay associates: Linkin Park)
Yung Gravy ft. bbno$ - Welcome To Chilli's (Hip-Hop duos: BABY GRAVY/Salsa, Cumbia)
Epic Rap Battles Of History - Artists vs TMNT (ERB, Michael Bay: TMNT)
Robocop Gameboy - Title Theme (Action movies)
Joey Valence & Brae - OMNITRIX (Hip-Hop duos/Cartoon Network: Ben 10)
Gridline Studios - Chris McLean vs Jason Voorhees (Call-and-response/Total Drama)
Delta Heavy - Ghost (Capitalism's faults: Old technology becoming obselete/Villains who won)
Banda 9-Volts - Máquina Do Tempo (Cartoon Network, Latin Rock)
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(07 - ALEJANDRO BURROSMUERTOS)

Teletoon/CN, their artists & teen-aimed/competitive programming
(6teen, Samurai Jack, Graeme Cornies, Estelle)
(Kim Possible, Daria, Survivor, Big Brother)
Artists in the Latin Rock/Pop, Salsa & Cumbia genres
(El Cuarteto de Nos, Tan Bionica, Shakira, Selena)
(Willie Colon, Eddie Palmieri, Los Chicos del Barrio, Kalientes)
Villain songs/those who won, fame & egotism
(The World Was Wide Enough, Toxic Love, Hero, Hellfire)
(Paparazzi, Celebrity, NAPAL BAJI, We Are The Champions)
Heartbreak, toxic/unrequited love & drama
(Don't Start Now, Don't Say Goodbye, Baby I'm Yours, STARSTRUKK)
(Single Ladies, Drama Queen, Call It What You Want, Papers)

(15 - MICHAEL BAY)

ERB/their associates, call-and-response & musical YouTubers/hip-hop duos
(Gordon Ramsay vs. Julia Child, T-Pain, Come And Get Your Love, Albuquerque)
(Bill Wurtz, Cr1TiKaL, Joey Valence & Brae, MadGibbs)
Michael Bay/his associates, action movies & 2000's blockbuster films
(Bad Boys, 6 Underground, Snoop Dogg, Linkin Park)
(The Terminator, Pacific Rim, Mission: Impossible II, Pirates of the Caribbean)
Capitalism/The industry, their components/flaws, & MOTHERFUCKING MONEY!
(Legal Eyes, Redesign Your Logo, Leave Me Alone, 9 To 5)
(Money Game, We Want Your Soul, Money's On The Dresser, The Moneyz)
Live action remakes/reboots, infamously panned media & explosions/explosives
(The Smurfs, Cowboy Bebop, Dhar Mann, The Emoji Movie)
(Bombs Away, As The World Caves In, TNT, Bomb-Sniffing Pomeranian)

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