something to put in your ear

Lost In Sauce

wired to the moon

Daffodildo

Net Zero

It's sticky but it won't hurt you. As for the black goo, well....

Black Goo Research

Entropy Will Wait

Slow News Day

Monkey Pops

a wee bit dark. a little look-see into my empty, bitter soul

Crater - Face

Anything You Can Do AI Can Do Better

headphones mess my hair up.... aggghhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Colliderscope

actual recording of the aforementioned creature 
listening to his favourite tape

Lair Of The Moon Mantis

people often ask me 'how long is a piece of string?'
I say 'buy a fucking tape measure.'
world's gone mad

Brain Eggs

Lipburner

Tears Of A Squid

Starlink

Head Above Water Buried In Sand

warnings have gone unheeded...
and when it's all too late, when the final lock is in place, they will stumble across bones in the belfry, 
and still, they will not see

My Corpse Lies Rotting In The Bell Tower

Overlord

Government Is Not Your Friend

my hair is my best feature.



And, no offence, but this has got to be the worst dating site ever

something to put in your ear

Airfix Dildo