J.E.: [ throat_clearing.flac ]
J.E.: Welcome to Grandiose City, the place where humans and Figments coexist and live in (relative) harmony!
maddy: oh figments like prizm
J.E.: ...Moving on.
J.E.: After the sudden disappearance of both SiIvaGunner and the Voice, I've been the acting mayor for the past few years.
J.E.: It's been admittedly a bit of a challenge, but I've done my best to ensure the citizens are as happy as can be!
maddy: hold on shut up the music just kicked in

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art by siivagunner art team member galacksy

[White Girl Summer] - A City of Grand Proportions

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[ Long ago, lived two races.]
[ Living as one, MONSTERKIND and humankind thrived.]
[ Until one day, a clash of combat broke out between the rulers of each race.]
[ A terrible argument, quelled by a single punch from the MONSTER KING.]
[ In a moment of spite, the human king sealed all of MONSTERKIND into a cave.]

[ The KING, distraught by damning his people to an eternity of being sealed...]
[ Roamed the caverns in search of answers.]
[ Until he found a scripture, deep in WATERFALL.]
[ That had a message from the people of olden times.]
[ One that decided the law of the land.]

TRIALS OF BOXING DECIDE YOUR ROLE IN THIS WORLD.

[ The KING took this to a castle, deeper into the caverns...]
[ And solidified the LAW OF THE LAND.]
[ Killing was strictly seen a taboo among the people aswell.]
[ And from then, time went on.]

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20XX
MT ERETHEYE.

Legends speak of an ancient race of monsters, who lived by a single rule.

THE ONE WITH POWER
HOLDS THE WORLD

....You seek to find these people, and then..
What will YOU do?
To become the strongest, or to tame the land?
When the tides of fate are set into motion...

HOW WILL YOU FIGHT TO SURVIVE?

https://soundcloud.com/saknol

01 - The Golden Age

[ At the end of the round, and the sound of the bell...]
[ Which gloves will you wear?]

-- [ MIKE ] - "Grow a few feet, first. Rookie."

-- [ MAC ] - "A bit under your weight class."

-- [ FRISK ] - "Old reliable."

02 - Choose Your Fighter!

[* Hm?]
[* Oh!]
[* Hey, over here!]
[* Down heere!]
[* I can’t believe it.]
[* You ARE a human!]
[* You look lost, are you lost?- Well ANYWAYS.]
[* You’re in ‘the underground’.]
[* The home of monsters and..]
[* Uh-]
[* Yeah that’s actually all I can think of.]
[* There isn’t much here.]
[* Honestly I'm surprised you managed to fall down here like..]
[* It’s pretty hard to miss the GIANT HOLE in the mountain.]
[* Kinda stupid, you may be a bit stupid-]
[* anyWAYS I’M being sidetracked.]
[* You probably don’t know anything about this place.]
[* As i said this is where MONSTERS live and uh…]
[* Honestly I'd take that description very literally if I were you.]
[* You need all the help you can get, buddy!]
[* IN OTHER NEWS, I can help you out!]
[* And you don’t seem so bright you probably need it.]
[* So why don’t let me help you out?]
[* Your flower in the corner. ]
[ * Flowey. =D]

03 - Your Best Bud

[* And so THAT’S how you dodge friendliness pellets!] 
[* You could use that in a real monster encounter too!] 
[* Well, I wouldn’t recommend it since they wanna kill you, and stuff.] 
[* Still good advice!] 
[* Now, for our..] 
[* …next..] 
[* …] 

{* …} 
{* What an odd creature..} 
{* Not an ounce of malice in your eyes.} 
{* But I am not one to risk the safety of a human.} 
{* Farewell.} 

[* I’m a plant, I can’t really-] 
{ ZZZZZZAP!} 
[* Yeoowza… uuuhg…]
[ Frisk visibly slides back a few inches and gets into a made up fighting stance.] 
[ Almost tripping before straightening themselves.] 

{* Do not be afraid, child.} 
{* My name is TORIEL.} 
{* Caretaker of this area, along with the protector of the monsters..} 

[* Whu- hEY WHAT ABOUT ME??]

{* …}
{* …Most of them.} 
{* …In other news.} 
{* You must be a human.} 
{* Allow me to guide you through these ancient catacombs.} 
{* Perhaps you’ll learn more than necessary about the so-called..} 
{* Law of the land.}

[* can i come]

{* …}
{* Fine, but keep your distance.}

[* ok… :( ] 

[ You try to grab Toriel’s hand, but get shocked.] 
{* Oh! My apologies..} 
{* Come with me.}

04 - Small Shock

Name your Character.

ALISTAR - You feel apprehensive when thinking about this decision. Are you sure about this?
Yes     > Go back

ANDREW - Well, I would let you use this name, but I'm not allowed. Maybe try someone else from the Order?
> Go back

ROBERTO - no. fuck you. 
[The game crashed...]

CTHULHU - ...
> Go back

AMY - They'll mistake you for me, don't do this for your own good...
> Go back

TERRA - A hero now broken. Perhaps you can finish what they started.
> Yes           Go back

002 - Name your Character

Play the game: gamejolt.com/games/Wilterfangame/895372
Music by: @RazFraz

Wilter's Wonderland ~ Menu

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Moron Tale: 2025 - Smooth Brain Studios

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MORON TALE

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A Undertale Au with various inside jokes and references in my friend group.
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Press Start - Morontale

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* w h e r e ' s  m y  f u c k i n  m o n e y  e h ?
* heh, just kiddin, i'd never whack a wiseguy like you.
* welcome to the cosa nostra.
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been into jazz songs alot now, we'll see if this keeps up

"the wisecracker."

(ZEROH: @zerohpoint)
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ASGORE - ATK 100 DEF 100
* let's give ol' billy dean a one-way ride eh?
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Merry christmas guys!
me and zeroh have been working on this for a long time and i'm so glad we can actually finish, especially with a version i am fully happy with. so great job to zeroh for working incredibly well and my FIRST COLLAB IN ALMOST 2 YEARS. HOLY SHIT. it's been a ride and 2020 has been great. so now i have one more thing on my list, and you guys may know what it is. but anyways, STAY TUNED FOR IT AND MANY MORE SONGS I MIGHT WORK ON. thanksh for listening and i'll see you later gamer.
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credits: 
@zerohpoint for da collab and the free stuff i can steal from him (i love u babesh)
art: https://www.deviantart.com/d4niztic/art/Mafiatale-Sans-Sprite-818289571

Press Start - Morontale

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