Lyrics:

Reprised in my recital Acq inc Rhyme apprisal 
Letter of intent certified sent
Sealed on the acq inc letterhead 
Break bread bash heads, hell bent for instant market development 

Emboldened by reformed beholder attorneys 
Pity me As we see a frown form from my glee
Decree by Omin to get me that milly in my fee 
mountainous missions missing trust or liquidity 

Bag holdin, dragged forth and foldin at an acorn 
Expecting equity ecstasy comin to me
don’t believe It’s section B of AI form 53

Leave you guileless, guideless with drow half-dressed 
Riding barely a cart before the horse departing 
NO recourse save to be a part of a party 
starting a hero’s franchise if your hearty

Trudgin your lives entrusted to no pricey equine 
uber-black equivalent Or astral elk heaven-sent 
floor effects gaudy and details that complement 
But the skull in the compartment 
a shadow council double agent

Astounding, delicately protecting the deserin valley 
Manage that HP and team death save tally
decisionist, documancer, cartography mappist, hoarding treasure trappist rally on your screen  
Imagine if you will:  a dark tabletop scene

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Quick with phenology 
Thick in demonology
Pact caster master 
Past the points in astrology

And honestly as a Drow i’m an oddity
It’s cause ideology 
Never lonely 
My body’s a menagerie 

Ligotti followed me throughout exile 
And i’m rocking kingly vest 
That’s got reptilian textile 

Scintillating hex that’s got that 
Glow man dancing a slow jam 
Go home with velvet 
Clean out the whole fam

Last breath scratch out unity
This K’thriss is disappointed 
Hoping for something new to me

Perusing the ruins of the old haunts
Of house Rahuthly 
To be frank this place just ain't what it use to be

The Ur is what’s true to me
And I’m leaving the past cause 
I follow the god
That only comforts like math does 

With needs of deities’ being so crass and petty
Got mask of many 
With eldritch blast at the ready  

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Talkin’ Winner winner 
Deadly gran beestinger
History darker than a sinner sittin on a cinder

From the back tats 
to the shadow stats
To the staff that masters a million whacks

I’ll compose for you
a slew in a Brutal bonnet 
A physical sonnet 
leave you and your crew 
Maimed, contused and unable to chew
just a mass of scrape and bruise

You can endeavor not to sever on the downswing 
but mind the pintsize sting
Hitt so hard you watch dark wine sublime 
Jaws agape like fountains while damage counts boggle accountants

SO watch me 
deliver RIP stamped AARP 
turn minions to mignon as a minor action
but i’ll still salvage and ravage the field 
Powered by halfling damage 

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My name is Donaar Blitz'en
But please, call me Double D
Throw a high five but never give a hand
I'm the opposite of Bigby

When I get up in the morning,
you know I'm spittin jewels
Noblesse obli-yeah,
I'm flipping coins to vagrant fools

I don't like to mention it
but I get laid the most in our crew
I don't like to mention it
because I really didn't want to
I don't want to dwell on it
those were years I had to do
I don't like to think of it
but like a boss I push through

I'm a rider son you know I've no fear
Top of the galaxy on the back of my reindeer
We go on a ride hold on to the reins dear
Get in Clarkmore's way and end up a red smear

Chronaar was just a lost little egg when I met her
Now she's a small monster and that's even better
She an adventurer so her moms constantly mad
I may be young but blessed that I'm almost her dad

I had something more to say
something that mattered a lot
About my family.
Nevermind. I forgot

So I run the C-team and we straight out of Red Larch
Leave you drawn and quartered, blood splatter, a red arch
Our base is an inn full of goddamn creepy mystery
Clean the garage and end up in Omin Dran's history

Rolled in with an acorn and almost married a door
By any review this inn really ought to be poor
But we do our best and run the franchise well
I think if we don't, Propha will send us to hell

C Team Rap

Stopping crimes. Spinning rhymes. Dropping Beats. Achieving feats.

Avatar by Embers Tide.

Game designer and writer, I'm Ariamaki everywhere.

Dungeon Mistress, Musician, Plant/Cat Servant

C Team Rap

Casey Drones