Lyrics:

On a cold night with a blood moon 
They hear pray tell come soon
A crazed beast with typhoon 
Saliva on your iTunes
   Heads down in their fake news 
But Still they slowly make room
Pitchforks. Here take two
Hes a bitch dork that hates you
   Now in earshot, they hear Josh
Preceded by a great boom
Dear God it cant be true!
Fear not! For it's only doooooom
  Now like a special needs demi God
A fat, white broke Fetty Wap
Like liquor through your netti pot
He spreads his limbs and belly floooooooooppppsss




Produced by Austin Ruhstorfer at River City Studios Grand Rapids MI

Botched Baptism

Two childhood friends riff and rant about random ridiculousness. The Kerrit Podcast is the tale of Kevin McCarthy and Gerrit Elzinga. Feel free to contact them with questions, comments, stories, or insults at kerritpod@gmail.com or on Twitter - @KerritPod

cat·e·go·ra·cle
/ˌkadəˈɡôrək(ə)l
adjective
unambiguously explicit and direct.

Mission Statement:

To deliver a sermon of categorical truth as seen from behind the lense of a man constantly questioning everything, including himself. To articulate through rap and prose, gesticulate through rhyme and jokes, illustrate the minds decline from the great divine to the Mighty Woke. I must be heard.

wanna keep playing youll end up in the microwave

New track-Lee Razen ft Vison4k https://soundcloud.com/leerazen/go-slow-ft-vision4k-prod-by-tsurreal
Go check out Lee Razen! https://soundcloud.com/leerazen Contact me if you want to set up a feature with him or a repost on his and my page. 

I get tons of messages with people using my tracks weekly and asking for reposts. So for now on I will be starting a contest on Monday with 3 free beats posted on different days for you to use in the contest. I will choose a winner on Sunday 1pm and will personally mix vocals/master my favorite of the week! The track will be posted on my page in the spotlight to help you get exposure.  I appreciate everyone supporting me so I thought I would give back and help new artists get started out.

Just started a promo deal on leasing!
(Mp3- $35 for 2 or $50 for 3)
(Wav- 2 for $60 or 3 for $80)
Purchase here - traktrain.com/phantompiggy#397925  

I only repost for people I work with or paid promos. IF YOU ASK FOR A REPOST I WONT DO IT!
If you have any QUESTIONS feel free to ask :)

ALL EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS TO ANY BEAT IS FOR SALE! CONTACT ME ON HERE FOR MORE INFO....THANKS!

PLEASE READ- 10% of all my sales will be donated to missingkids.org. If you see child pornography as someones cover art, please report here http://www.missingkids.org/gethelpnow/cybertipline. It took 16 hours after reporting someone posting illegal pictures of children on here for them to take it down. I got the response saying he was GIVEN A WARNING AND THATS IT? How is this not a top priority for SC?  Please don't scroll by it, do the right thing and report it. I would still 100% report it on SC but go the extra step.


 
I come out with something new at least once every few days.Been making beats for about 3 weeks and post everything i make even if it sounds weird. Someone might end up using it even if I don't like what ive made lol

Botched Baptism

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